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About Me

THIS IS'NT FOOGERT.I THINK IT'S HIS COUSIN FROM IDAHO. MY NAME'S BEN.I was born on a fetid hive satellite from a puss saturated,uteran sac-egg.One of billions...Unfortunately,the giant satellite was destroyed along with my billions of siblings when I made my first decision to strangle the wretched,egg laying hive mother to death with my still attached umbilical cord,causing the gurgling beast's giant tits to rupture.The curiously sweet smelling,viscous ooze that burst forth turned out to be a highly combustable accelerant...Had I known this,I would definitely had thought twice about taking a celebratory hit from my cosmic drug pipe which ignited the sticky sweet tit-birth slime when I dropped the still smoldering torch to the floor.The concussive explosion that ensued ended all that had ever existed in that quadrant of distant space.Had it not been for my instinctive discovery of my fantasic ability to extend and distort my personal time bubble,I surely would have perished along with my natural family..(I am delighted over the fact that I single handedly killed them all)...My gelly like personal time anomolly allowed me the precious moments to activate my travel switch located on my taint which transformed me into a hyperspace capable armored projectile that hurled its self trillions of light years to the cursed earth. Immediately after shaking off the agony of impact,(I had landed in a cactus patch directly adjacent to Santa Monica hospital)I righted my self and morphed into the clever guise of the first life form I came upon which was a human infant fresh from the hospital.Initiating my time bubble allowed me all the time I needed to mercilessly dispose of the hapless baby and take its place suckling at my adoptive mommy's teet.Something in human breast milk caused instant amnesea and I forgot my sinister origins...That is until a recent freak encounter with destiny opened my eyes to what I am.Although I've yet to discover how to activate my extraodinary abilities,you can be assured that this malevolent space ghoul will find a way to enslave all of Earth's inhabitants and rule with a cruelty that this world has never even dreamed of...HA!HA!HA!HA!HA! I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 MY SHORT TERM MEMORY IS A BIT DODGY AND I HAVE TROUBLE REMEMBERING PEOPLE'S NAMES,BUT I NEVER FORGET A FACE...BE ADVISED...I LOVE ANIMALS!ESPECIALLY DOGS,REPTILES,AND THE MIGHTY AMPHIBIANS!

My Interests

HURRY CURRY(fine Indian cuisine,Yum!),Finding creative new ways to make myself suffer.Feeding little monsters.Learning how to cope with feelings and emotions without stifling them with chemicals and hate.Dont get me wrong,hate's a valuable ally,but not when it's directed inward.. Becoming impervious to people's insults and women's cruel methods of mind control.Herpetoculture.Various forms of artistic expression.MUSIC.. Finding a path to obtaining what I want even though I'm not entirely sure what that is.Either embracing my destiny as an amazing person or perishing as a twisted wreck,but not existing in a boring,grey,mental prison of my own design. /a

I'd like to meet:

First and foremost,your mothers,sisters and family pets...Also,any interesting folk with a flair for the eccentric.Pairs of nice jiggly tits....Dogs that possess tender succulent guts..Soft spoken sluts that love being strangled...Nice birds,blarnies,and blokes.I'm not concerned with lables.SUB-CULTURED YOUTH BORES THE SHIT OUT OF ME!However I still find punk rock,skin,psycho,or goth women irresistable...Oh yes..I do.

Music:

Rock n' roll!I enjoy various forms of punk(including Oi!).I also like "real" reggae(mainly organ driven instrumentals from the late 1960's),psychobilly,rockabilly,metal,powerpop,60's garage-punk,mod,ska(original,2-tone,3rd generation),rocksteady,new wave,surf,80's,blues(Robert Johnson),Ludwig Van,Dark stuff,some soul,many types of music that are not easily categorized from all around the civilized world including;Europe,North America,Australia,Jamaica,and south of the border.The majority of the music I listen to is from the U.K...Rap or "crap" music is an oxymoron which I tolerate for novelty purposes only..I'll admit to being a bit of a snob when it comes to music.I like what I like..I'm not going to bother and list every band that I listen to.That's something that I would've done in grade school.Make no mistake,I have excellent taste in music.

Movies:

I LOVE A VARIETY OF GREAT FILMS FROM MOST GENRES.I AM PARTICULARLY PARTIAL TO HORROR FILMS THAT WERE CREATED FROM THE LATE 70's TO THE MID 1980's.I'M ALSO QUITE FOND OF FILMS THAT I FEEL FALL UNDER THE CATEGORY OF COMEDY,BUT SOME PEOPLE MAY NOT FIND THEM FUNNY.I LIKE CRIME FILMS,SUB-CULTURE AND CULT ORIENTED FILMS,AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER FUN STUFF.I LIKE ALL THE STARWARS FILMS.

Television:

TELEVISION IS ANOTHER ONE OF MY LIFE LONG ADDICTIONS.THE SIMPSONS,FAMILY GUY,ADULT SWIM,EXTRAS,KIDS IN THE HALL,MONTY PYTHON,ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS,X-FILES.....

Books:

American Skin,Dark Lord:THE RISE OF DARTH VADER,Dune,The Dark Knight Returns(Graphic Novel),The art of keeping snakes by:Phillipe De Vojoli,The Horned Frog family and The African Bullfrogs,Darth Maul:Shadow hunter....I love reading graphic novels(comix)and viewing obscene material...

Heroes:

My heroes include:Manfred Von Richtoven(The Red Baron),DARTH VADER,Batman,The Hamburglar,Homer Jay Simpson,Vlod Dracule the Impaler,The Noid,Tom Savini,Walter Mondale,George A Romero,Lord Foogert,That ugly black chick in the Wheel chair who was basiclly a torso with hands and feet that I went to high school with.We called her:"Night Rider".She was fuckin' awsome.I proposed to her,but she would'nt marry me. Other heroes include "Crazy Eyes",Norbert(my pit bull),your mom,Mark"Chopper"Reed,Ted Bundy,Al Bundy,Jack the ripper,Max Cannon,dry drug addicts,and anyone out there that hates the present state of society as a whole and who aint' affraid of what,artificial,mindless cunts think of them.I am my own hero..I hate more people than I admire..