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Ms. Dance Crasher

I'm going to cut off your head and finger fuck the neckhole

About Me

I don't like it when people touch me or reach for me when checking out my tattoos, I've been shaving my own head for the past 5-6 years... and NO I don't need your help, I'm brutally honest, loyal, a sponge for knowledge, like to drink but don't really have the time to get shitty, but when I do I'll probably kick you in the junk (ask Brian), I smoke when I workout, I call my dog Lardass when he gets in my way but I love him so, I named my new bike- Rocksteady, I love music (no new country, rap/hip hop, or anything industrial)

My Interests

Hanging out, smoking cigarettes, knocking back a few, soccer(haha, I said it too!)/futbol/fuBball, tattoos, clear skin, handbags, cute shoes, going to shows, listening to old ska/rocksteady/dancehall/dub, and taking my dog to the dog park

I'd like to meet:

Rude boys, rude girls, skinheads (girls and boys), rockabilly kids, psychobilly kids all from around the globe! And Charlie Hunnam (Pete from Green Street Hooligans!)... and Steve-O

Music:

I love ska, rocksteady, reggae, some dancehall, some dub. The Business, Cocksparrer, The 4Skins, Madness, The Selecter, Demented Are Go, Guana Batz, George Jones, R.I.P. Buck Owens, Hank Williams Sr., Gorilla Biscuits, Blood for Blood,

Movies:

Silence of the Lambs, Boondock Saints, Night of the Living Dead, House of Flying Daggers, the Young Ones, Trainspotting, the Acid House, Office Space, Repo Man, Rushmore, Resevior Dogs, Kamikaze Girls, Versus, High Tension, American History X, Rocky Horror Picture Show, etc.

Television:

I hate it

Books:

The Jungle by Upton Sinclair, How to talk dirty and influence people by Lenny Bruce, Among the Thugs by Bill Buford, 1984, The Spongebob Squarepants Oracle, Spirit of '69, All Ages, Juliette...

Heroes:

My dog, Desmond Dekker, Albert Fish, Ed Gein, Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, Ted Bundy, Vlad the Impaler, Elizabeth Bathory, Charles Whitman, David Berkowitz, Marquis de Sade...

My Blog

my neighbor+ girlfriend= domestic violence

So I just recently came across the fact that my neighbor's girlfriend is in fact a victim of domestic violence.  He verbally abuses her and from what I've noticed and heard from her, physically a...
Posted by Ms. Dance Crasher on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 01:59:00 PST

Stop it!!!!!!

Alright, alright already! Stop posting comments about how you got tons of crystal-clear ring tones or lost weight on some fucking magic pill! I seriously, seriously, SERIOUSLY don't give a flying FU...
Posted by Ms. Dance Crasher on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 07:27:00 PST

vegans part II

What some people don't know, is that the cows "willingly" line up to be milked. Unlike the steers who have to fuck a giant suction cup... and sometimes it starts sucking before they've come... now, t...
Posted by Ms. Dance Crasher on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 06:59:00 PST

vegans

I saw this page that said... "eat pussy not meat, go vegan".  Technically, if they really were hardcore vegans they'd refrain from oral sex... it's an animal by-product... especially if you swall...
Posted by Ms. Dance Crasher on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 02:56:00 PST

kill yourself already!

From time to time I hafta deal with the grumpy, over weight, middle aged women clad in sweatpants and sandals.  Is life really that bad?  It's like they've just given up on life all together...
Posted by Ms. Dance Crasher on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:56:00 PST

Snow days rule!

In a city where everyone gets in wrecks cos they don't know how to drive in the snow and where the city pretty much shuts down... all I can do is smile as I watch the news and take another drag off my...
Posted by Ms. Dance Crasher on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:41:00 PST

Umm... yeah.

I'm relying on you, my friends, to help me find pictures of Colombian Neckties. I know it's a disgusting, graphic request, but if I can't find a picture... I might have to do one on someone I hate! ...
Posted by Ms. Dance Crasher on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 08:03:00 PST

where have all the skingirls gone

I think we're a dying breed of girl.  Every once in a while I'll be walking down the street and see a girl with a chelsea and my heart begins to pound... but as I approach her, she's just a high-...
Posted by Ms. Dance Crasher on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:47:00 PST

All you Nazi fucks...

Ok, let me set one thing straight... just because I like Skrewdriver and a very small handful of other white power bands doesn't mean I want to be your friend!  I don't feel that I'm better than ...
Posted by Ms. Dance Crasher on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 12:23:00 PST

all skrewed up

I don't care what anyone says, I like Skrewdriver! Lyrically they suck, but musically... fuckin' amazing. I know lots of people out there who like them but won't admit it. It's ok, you're not the only...
Posted by Ms. Dance Crasher on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST