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riff RO

I'm gonna get dressed up in plastic gonna shake hands with the masses.

About Me

I am a ninja who can slice a squash completely in half in one brisk swing. I juggle oranges and then lick out their sweetness once they drop and break. I drink shots of wheatgrass then pretend I'm drunk. Get this FREE MySpace layout and more at MySpaceOrYours.net

My Interests

movies, poop jokes, queers, dykes, fags, skateboarding, comic books, head butting, cats, plants, organic shit, tshirts, reading, drums, writing, talking, music, walking, dancing, candles, fire, trees, the sky, the moon, guitar, the sun, the stars, mountains, oceans, friends, and monkeys-yep the poop throwing ones.

I'd like to meet:

Riot grrls!!!! and Ani Difranco, she's my goddess!

Music:

Reggae, folk, riot grrl, ska, punk, indie rock, Electronic-jungle, drum and bass. all kinds!

Movies:

Indie stuff -documentaries, indie flicks, artsy shit, queer stuff,foreign flicks

Television:

rots yer brain.

Books:

anything by Michelle Tea or Augusten Burroughs, good indie comic books

My Blog

Oh tourists.

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Posted by **rocHELLe** on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:51:00 PST

take it from me...

don't leave a car battery in the trunk of yer car. It will eventually tip over and spill battery acid all over everything. Including an afghan that you were planning on keeping forever that your dead ...
Posted by **rocHELLe** on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST

If i was homeless...

... would you let me sleep on your couch? That shirt looks clean can I borrow it please. Man, I'm really hungry, you gonna eat that cheese?It's been a few days since I brushed my teeth,what a ya think...
Posted by **rocHELLe** on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:55:00 PST

Ode to My 3-legged Cat Friend

Mr. Raul-I know it's sad some dog ate your leg.But look at you now,walking on 3 legs so brave.But what goes in must come outSo I hope your claws scraped his asshole as he shit it out.You after leg dea...
Posted by **rocHELLe** on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST