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About Me

I don't like dick. Yet I adore tits and cunt. The female body works her magic on me whenever it passes by! Me and my two girly friends might have some mental issues, but as we gather none of us ever notice. Therefore we shall never be cured. And I wouldn't even want to get cured. I figured out my girlfriend is gay. GAYHOORAY for that! AND I'm President of Flandres, so BOW, you homofobes... PUT YOUR ABOUT ME SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile[LOVEMYFLASH][/LOVEMYFLASH]

My Interests

*Music :: Metal/rock'n shizzle *Friendzzz *Beer *Writing *Gurlz (It's just the way to be gay!) *Gigs *Smoking pot *Movies *Art *Other people

I'd like to meet:

HMM! my mother-in-law to kick her ass. Oh and SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY BANDS!!! The female chicks who kick my ass everytime I see them on stage. Greatness. PUT YOUR I'D LIKE TO MEET SECTION HERE! Changes may take up to 2 mins to show on your profile

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Music:

Arch Enemy/ Godsmack/ Disturbed/ Slipknot/ Murderdolls/ Wednesday13/ 69 Eyes/ The Distillers/ Guano Apes/ Korpiklaani/ Finntroll/ In Extremo/ Jack Off Jill/ As I Lay Dying/ Killswitch Engage/ Trivium/ Bullet For My Valentine/ Tracy Chapman/ Epica/ Doro/ Kamelot/ Blind Guardian/ Korn/ Amon Amarth/ DevilDriver/ Slayer/ Ozzy Osbourne/ Iron Maiden/ Velvet Revolver/ Hammerfall/ Children of Bodom/ Enter Shikari/ Full Blown Chaos/ Breaking Benjamin/ Staind/ Otep/ 36 Crazyfists/ In Flames/ Pantera/ Guns'n Roses/ Gorefest/ Nirvana/ Ancient Rites/ Type O Negative/ Stone Sour/ Drowning Pool/ Unearth/ Sonata Arctica AND SO ON

Movies:

*Lord of the rings 1,2,3 *The Lion King *South Park *A bunch of Horrormovies

Television:

*LWORD!! *Not much more

Books:

*De hemel is geen huis - Gerda van Erkel(DUTCH PEEPS :: READ THIS!) *Het uur nul - Dirk Bracke (and all the rest of his books) *Phileine zegt sorry - Ronald Giphardt *Dan kom ik naast je zitten - ? *...

Heroes:

MoanSnale Ducktales Broerethe guy who invented mental illnesses. Brody Allen

My Blog

Annabel - het hoofdstuk geheten : ’Vogelbekdokter’

De dokter had Annabel verteld dat ze twee nachten zou moeten overnachten om enkele tests te ondergaan. De politie was op bezoek gekomen en Annabel had hen bijna de kamer uitgescholden omdat ze op vijf...
Posted by President of Flanders on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 10:35:00 PST

hersenkronkels

was je een ander geweestkon ik dankon ik je dan stiekemeen momentje stelenom je aan te starenen een verfijnde schetsin mn geheugen te prentenwas je een ander geweestkon ik dan kon ik je dan stiekemvra...
Posted by President of Flanders on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 06:42:00 PST

dont you just hate being so fucking tired but not being able to sleep

it has been a while since i've typed anything. don't know why i start doing it again now, at this hour, when everyone is asleep and all i can do is stare at the television or at this laptop. the latte...
Posted by President of Flanders on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:45:00 PST

Bisexuals

A friend of mine and I have just ended our conversation about... Yes, bisexuals. Bisexuals are, according to us, just the ones who have to make up their mind. We find ourselves not being able to cope ...
Posted by President of Flanders on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 04:42:00 PST

Investigation I

Today I was wondering if there are any lesbians in this fucking country who weren't a bunch of teenagers which are experimenting or anything else. Nexto that I wanted to know where those fuckin' ...
Posted by President of Flanders on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:28:00 PST