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Todd Bertuzzi

Fuck Steve Moore And Gary Bettman

About Me

Yeah yeah yeah I'm the big bad boogie man, Todd Bertuzzi, that everyone labeled an asshole. Well let me all tell you something, Steve Moore got what was coming to him and if you people don't shut up about it you better watch your backs too. Gary Bettman can suck my balls and I'll take on the whole Avalanche team if necessary. Mike Milbury said I sucked and traded me to this shit seaport town of Vancouver. One day I will have revenge on all my enemies you just wait and see!

My Interests

attacking people from behind, using cheap thuggery tactics to bully weaker opponents, boarding penalties, match penalties, game misconducts, suspensions, and oh yeah, badminton

I'd like to meet:

Peter Appleby so we can team up on people, Steve Moore (and finish the job), Gary Bettman (he's too pussy to meet face to face), Bam Bam Bigelow, Roddy Piper, Hulk Hogan, and Tanya Harding (her take out of Nancy Kerrigan was fucking sweet!)

Music:

Judas Priest, Metallica, AC/DC, Guns N Roses, and any other shit the PA man plays.

Movies:

Mighty Ducks Series, Slapshots, Days of Thunder, Smokey and the Bandit, 3, and any other hick movie about racing

Television:

The Christian Channel, ESPN, Discovery Channel, Learning Channel, Travel Channel, and the History Channel

Books:

THE BIBLE!

Heroes:

Peter Appleby, Tanya Harding, Mike Tyson, Eddie Guerrero, and any other people who cheat to win or attack people from behind

My Blog

NY RANGER FANS

why the fuck are they booing me? i didnt do shit to them! god im blad i left new york their fans are a bunch of assholes! oh well i got the last laugh on them hahahahaha
Posted by Todd Bertuzzi on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 07:58:00 PST