Michael Irvin - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Yo yo yo niggas wuz up homie g! Word mah nigga, you mighta heard of da brother, I'm Michael Irvin. That crazy foo Dion Sanders aint got shit on me homie, I am da true PRIMETIME PLAYA! I had a great NFL career with the Dallas Cowboys! America's Team, dawg! I won 3, count em bitch, 3 Motha fuckin' Super Bowl rings with da Cowboys. Now I am a Hall of Fame candidate can ya feel dat shit mah nigga!? After my career ended I signed on with ESPN and now I'm the best damn football analyst on dat show. Steve Young man whitey a Mormon, Tom Jackson, puhhhhhlease that niggas a disgrace to niggas. If you want da truth and good advice on pro football check me out on ESPN biatches! Ya heard!

My Interests

Acting, football, smoking da good stuff ;), livin' da good life ;), listenin' to mah rap collection, pimpin' it up, and getting under the white man's skin. I post mo when I can think of mo

I'd like to meet:

The whitey who set me up! I want to make it clear I have never in my life used drugs man! The white man's trying to bring a brotha down and I aint gonna let this shit stand. I'd also like to meet a new wife, my ho now aint puttin' out no mo so I need a new bitch. Any ladies wanna volunteer? Holla at a brotha!

Music:

G-Unit, Baby Phat, Ja Rule, DMX, Red Man, Method Man, Ice Tea, Ice Cube, Tupac, Biggie, Ludacris, and any other craaaaaazy ass nigga get down music.

Movies:

The Longest Yard homie dats the phatest movie eva!

Television:

ESPN, Fox Sports, MSG Network, YES Network

Books:

Niggas don't read when they got da weed hahahaha

Heroes:

Reggie Bush, Barry Bonds, Hank Aaron, Daryl Strawberry, Jackie Robinson, Donovan McNabb, Terrell Owens, Chad Johnson, Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Denzel Washington, Jamie Foxx