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John Woosley

Im afraid of Clowns,Cops,and Beautiful women

About Me

Hello, my name is John Woosley and I write songs and stuff. I am a recovering drug addict/alcoholic who lives with his aging father in a crackerbox one room condo and scratches out a meagher living taking care of special people so ladies look out!! I believe in Jesus Christ. I’ve long since abandoned all hope of enjoying any kind of commercial success where my music is concerned( I dont have breasts and I refuse to rap) so I write and play music because I enjoy it. I have been blessed to play worship music at an awesome church called "LifePoint". We meet every Sunday at Stoneybrook theatres in louisville’s east end. I also enjoy meeting people so if you are visiting my page please drop me a line. Have a great day.
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Music:

Member Since: 8/29/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/John Woosley
Band Members: so far its just me but Im looking to put a band together.
Influences: this may come across as typical but I dont care. I love the beatles and elvis and the stones and furthermore I think that people who dislike the beatles are "bastard people". Im also way into a brand new louisville band called the "ruby Laffoons" other influences include Richard Cheese,Phil Wickam,Hillsong United, the smiths,the cure,neil young,merle haggard,david bowie,iggy pop,dwight yoakam,robin trower,picture picture,depeche mode,bob dylan,lightning hopkins,elliot smith,the clash,old 97s,son volt,wilco,ryan adams,gillian welch,patty griffin,uncle tupelo,the band,allman brothers,nine pound hammer,filthy rich,howling maggie,flaming lips,the shinns,weezer,tom waits,the pogues,white stripes,black keys,stevie wonder,peter green era fleetwood mac,hollies,animals,jamiroqui,new order,jeff buckley, brianjonestownmassacre,louis prima,vietnam,bad livers,jj cale,brian setzer orchestra,kajagoogoo,d,angelo,spinal tap,eric clapton,kings of leon,leon russel,badfinger,the rutles,mister mister,dave brubeck,dave mathews,steve earle,grateful dead,wendy and lisa,AKA girl brothers,beth orton,beau brummels,nivana,doc watson,guy clark,the police,the dave clark five, MC5, ravi shankar,the church,J gregory sanders,frank zappa,doc severinson,andy york, mike wanchic,lovin spoonfull,the posies,lou barlow,frank black,jet,modest mouse,the stills,BRMC,oasis,joseph arthur,sam cooke,nick drake,marvin gaye,my morning jacket,beck,blue flame combo,johnny cash,louvin brothers,nickel creek,soul stirrers,the ink spots,seldom scene,doyle lawson and quiksilver,flatt and scruggs,aqualung,U2,hank sr.,billy preston,dr.john,king oliver,louie armstrong,ac/dc,early metallica,keb mo,talking heads,sly and the family stone,john prine,marty robbins,alex chilton,red hot chili peppers,zero 7,iron and wine,pavement,morphine,elvis costello,dinosaur jr.,death cab for cutie,pychedelic furs,pete yorn,alice in chains,elton john,fastball,toad the wet sprocket,falco,motley crue,led zeppelin,george jones,paul westerburg,king missile,the roostars,buck owens,jackson browne,patti smith,morrisey,lynerd skynerd,black oak arkansas,sheryl crowe,buffalo springfield,the specials,madness,bob marley,paul mcartney and wings,colin hay,INXS,crosby,stills,nash,angry samoans,charlie daniels band,jim croce,isley brothers,aaron neville,james gang,harry connick jr.,the monkees,dr.hook,the old crow medicine show,david grisman,george harrison,plastic ono band,paris hilton,muddy waters,the kinks,the who,billy joe shaver,moe bandy,is anyone still reading this,lindsay buckingham,charlie pride,old T rex,roger(cool breeze)gilkey,roger miller,devo,edgar winter,parliament funkadelic,dean martin,fear,bing crosby,leonard cohen,erasure(I like this group but im not gay),pet shop boys,wilson pickett,the temptations,oingo boingo,ricky nelson,roy orbison,donavan,ry cooder,papa john creech,michael bloomfield,charlie musselwhite,thompson twins,public image limited,the betweeners,ween,bill shatner,wendy lemon AKA sub zero perma frost,EPMD,krs1 and boogie down productions, aimee mann,traffic,blind faith,devil makes three,damien rice,jeff holmes and the floating men,johnatha brooke,the del fonics,the fabulous dramatics,graham parsons,coldplay,nine inch nails,simple minds,the thamesmen,rufus wainwright,sondre lurke,L7,joan jett,small faces,steve marriot,the dandy warhols,cracker,nappy roots,serpent wisdom,the bangles,the pretenders,crazy horse,concrete blonde,picture picture,hillary and haley duff,no doubt,teegan and sara,chris isaacs,johnny burnette trio,jerry(the killer)lee lewis,derek trucks band,sonny landreth,los lobos,steelers wheels,gerry raferty,al stewert,rod stewert,the minute men,free,paul rodgers era bad company,janes addiction,ray stevens,black flag,cole porter,john lee hooker,robert johnson alison krauss and union station,jerry douglass,humble pie,peter frampton,bright eyes,mammas and pappas,the legendary shackshakers,chris scruggs,ozzy era black sabbath,roger waters,mister bungle,michael penn,megadeth,rosemary clooney,annie lennox,peter murphy,biff banger,prince,string relief,rick wagner,david gray,glenn miller,tom robbins,kurt vonnegut,chuck klosterman,wilford brimley,local(wave 3) news personality maureen kyle(she's freakin scorchin),hank snow,hank thompson,hank's everywhere even tom hanks,soleil moon frye,minnie pearl,bubba pearl,football great jim brown,larry david,alexi murdoch,kris kristofferson,mel brooks,seth mcfarlane,dick dale,mickey mantle,joe pass,django reinhart,sharon tate,mama cass elliot,bruce villanch,norman fell,golden smog,ancient egyptian cabinet makers,the sovereign military order of malta,buddy holly,page mcintyre,drugs,alcohol,the weather,zoloft,paxil,prozac,god,thedevil,my dad,my mom,the guy who lives in the box down the alley,great britain,my toyota corrolla,shakespeare,al dimeola,walter brennan,bert&ernie,early eddie murphy,ponch from chips,the entire cast from chico and the man,depression,laudunum,c.s.lewis,invertebrates,tony joe white,ours,auto defiance,jellied eels,small breasted women who compensate with a great personality, and of course the replacements!
Sounds Like: oasis meets elvis meets me funneled through a flyover country sensibility.my word but do I hate this self promotion pap. I sure do hope I dont come off like a massive tool!
Record Label: I dont have no stinkin record label ok!
Type of Label: None