PETITION |
SO I was talking on fox's forum with I wanna be Greg's sex doll!! (great name BTW) and we noted that darling Hugh hasnt really been on many talk shows here. While we apreciated that 10 months of the y...
Posted by DAIZZE on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:48:00 PST |
What is it |
What is it about Damon albarn?
His new group..
The good the Bad and the queen.... bloody brilliant!!!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro
file&friendID=99770552
Chec...
Posted by DAIZZE on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 04:36:00 PST |
HHMM WHICH ONE IS MINE??? |
Different Asses ------------------------------------------------------------
--------------------Need to describe your ass or someone else's over the Internet but want it to be visual? Well, how about ...
Posted by DAIZZE on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST |
RETORTS TO THE BRIDGET JONES QUESTION |
Why Aren't You Married?
Comebacks to that all time favorite question "Why Aren't You Married Yet?"You haven't asked yet.I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.Because I just ...
Posted by DAIZZE on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST |
AGE CURVE |
Age Bell Curve
It seems that life goes by resembling somewhat of a bell curve of what is considered successful...
At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 10...success is.....
Posted by DAIZZE on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST |
HOSPITAL MESSAGING |
Hospital Message
Answering machine at the Mental Hospital..."Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ...If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent,...
Posted by DAIZZE on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:36:00 PST |
MURPHY'S SEX LAWS |
Murphy's Sex Laws
1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.
2. Nothing improves with age.
3. No matter how many times you've ha...
Posted by DAIZZE on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:22:00 PST |
REALLY BAD PICKUP LINES!! - UGH |
Pickup Lines
These pick up lines are so nasty, they're insults...
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled h...
Posted by DAIZZE on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:15:00 PST |
Family fortunes - stoopid answers from stoopid english people! |
I apologise for the stoopidness of some of these English people.. The last one make me laugh SO bad!!
Family Fortunes
The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on The "Family Fortu...
Posted by DAIZZE on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:13:00 PST |
hhhhhmmmm?! Sex Definitions |
Sex Definitions
Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex at the supermarket = Store...
Posted by DAIZZE on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 11:11:00 PST |
