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mIster MuRPH, too

"...No, son, lets walk down and fuck 'em all."

About Me

mIster MuRPH Says...
I hate writing these damned things, because I never know what to say. I mean how do you talk about yourself without looking like a pompous asshole? I don't think it's entirely possible to NOT look like that so with no furter adieu, here is the essential Mister Murph: I am, first and foremost, a father to my son. Everything I do, I do for him. I'm a music producer and graphic designer. I'm in a band called T Negative. I can play the Bass, Keyboards, and rainstick. LOL! I write poetry, songs and short stories. Those short stories usually have some sort of kinky sex scene. I am an avid watcher of cartoons. [adult swim] I take my digital camera EVERYWHERE I go. And use it liberally. I would take a bullet for anybody I call friend. I'm a technophiliac. I love having the latest and greatest technology, even if I don't really need it. I own two cars, both Nissan, both 240sx, One is 11 years old, one is 17 years old. This is by choice. I love balck people, I can't stand niggas.
Music
If it's got a good beat, I can dig it. I am, however, have become sorely upset witht he state of Hip-hop/Rap music. IMO, It's become even MORE disrespectful to women, children, and men. I didn't even think that was possible. it's also become very homo-erotic. For example: So, you're a man that loves "pussy", right? Why in the hell would you EVER make a song saying some dumb shit like "Fuck a hoe..." or EVER tell another man to "suck your dick?" Rap is becoming ghey. (no offense intended to all my gay friends) They wanna be all homophobic but in the same verse, they say "fuck a hoe", then immediately tell another man to "suck they dick"... Dude, that shit ain't cool... It ain't cool at all... Think about it... Money over bitches? Are you stupid? I'd raher be broke with a honey than rich and beating my meat. This foolishness has GOT to stop. We are poisoning our entire race. I don't care what anybody says, I DON NOT want the Ying-Yang Twins representing my race.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/29/2006
Band Website: myspace.com/thundaboi
Band Members: mIster MuRPH
Influences: My son...
Sounds Like: More than your mind can imagine.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

You gotta be from New Orleans to understand!

The New YorkerApril 16, 2007New Orleans Journal: The Pie MenDan BaumHubig's pies cost eighty-nine cents apiece, and can be found at almost every cash register in southeast Louisiana. New Orleanians ad...
Posted by mIster MuRPH, too on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 11:27:00 PST

Minotaur Party: THANKS!!!

I'd like to thank everyone that showed up to celebrate with Simon and myself. There was a great turn out and I'm sorry for everyone that asn't able to make it for whatever reason.It was a banger.So mu...
Posted by mIster MuRPH, too on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:32:00 PST

YOU'RE ALL INVITED

You hear that, Elizabeth!! This is the BIG one...5 DJs...2 hosts......On a day when you ain't got SHIT TO DO......Early enough that you don't have worry about fucking yourself up for work the next day...
Posted by mIster MuRPH, too on Tue, 01 May 2007 02:23:00 PST

Rockstar Energy Drink's New Flavor: Oppression

Well, the bottom has fallen out for me...I guess after all this time of being a rather informed consumer, I found that I wasn't as well informed as I thought.Today, I was chopping it up with my favor...
Posted by mIster MuRPH, too on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:55:00 PST

Dallas Cowboys, R.I.P.

Ladies and gentlemen,We are here to mourn the passing of a strong team or pigskin herders, the Dallas Cowboys. Slaughtered in their homestead, by those ruthless scoundrels from the south central Unite...
Posted by mIster MuRPH, too on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST