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from "Here is New York" (1948)by E. B. WhiteThere are roughly three New Yorks. There is, first, the New York of the man or woman who was born there, who takes the city for granted and accepts its size, its turbulence as natural and inevitable. Second, there is the New York of the commuter--the city that is devoured by locusts each day and spat out each night. Third, there is New York of the person who was born somewhere else and came to New York in quest of something. Of these trembling cities the greatest is the last--the city of final destination, the city that is a goal. It is this third city that accounts for New York’s high strung disposition, its poetical deportment, its dedication to the arts, and its incomparable achievements. Commuters give the city its tidal restlessness, natives give it solidity and continuity, but the settlers give it passion. And whether it is a farmer arriving from a small town in Mississippi to escape the indignity of being observed by her neighbors, or a boy arriving from the Corn Belt with a manuscript in his suitcase and a pain in his heart, it makes no difference: each embraces New York with the intense excitement of first love, each absorbs New York with the fresh yes of an adventurer, each generates heat and light to dwarf the Consolidated Edison Company. . . .The city, for the first time in its long history, is destructible. A single flight of planes no bigger than a wedge of geese can quickly end this island fantasy, burn the towers, crumble the bridges, turn the underground passages into lethal chambers, cremate the millions. The intimation of mortality is part of New York now; in the sounds of jets overhead, in the black headlines of the latest editions.All dwellers in cities must live with the stubborn fact of annihilation; in New York the fact is somewhat more concentrated because of the concentration of the city itself, and because, of all targets, New York has a certain clear priority. In the mind of whatever perverted dreamer might loose the lightning, New York must hold a steady, irresistible charm.

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My Blog

Op Ed: I’ve Had it Up to Here

I wrote this a wehile back, but never posted it. OP ED Cat: I've Had it up to Here, Smelling Like Your New Hand Lotion Hey, Remember when you woke up in the middle of the night last night cause I sa...
Posted by chap'lin on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 09:36:00 PST

prison comics

    i stumbled upon a bunch of art all these folks make in prison. and came accross this gem... kinda funny, but then I was thinking-- wait, how do I spend my holidays? stupid wise-ass ...
Posted by chap'lin on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 10:23:00 PST

NYV Falls: An Excuse to visit me!


Posted by chap'lin on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:31:00 PST

Tounge tastes like Cat Litter

    Shame on you world for not telling me about these fucking people! This is what I've been wishing for my whole entire life on this planet!!! Steampunk workshop!!!!...
Posted by chap'lin on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 10:38:00 PST

Sustainable Dance Club-- Club Rats Take Note:

http://www.enviu.org/cm/cm_index_site.htmlThe Sustainable Dance Club The Sustainable Dance Club aims on bringing sustainability to young people in a contemporary way and introduce a new concept for cl...
Posted by chap'lin on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:45:00 PST

tina peabody fey

one of the hardest working folks in the biz. congrats tina fey-- courtesy of the gothamist. why does alec baldwin look so short and senile? ...
Posted by chap'lin on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:54:00 PST

the comfort of feces

We all have those random memories that pop into our heads, I'm sure. There's the time you went over to your second grade crushes house with a homemade birthday cake and he kissed another girl on the l...
Posted by chap'lin on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 09:48:00 PST

another video

I learned how to use the editor on my cellphone. this might get addicting. sorry the quality is shit. ...
Posted by chap'lin on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:57:00 PST

cell phone videos

I've been dicking around with my cell phone. here are some videos I shot with it. ...
Posted by chap'lin on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:28:00 PST

bored? Try the Whore of Mensa

whores abound. enjoy: http://woodyallenitalia.tripod.com/short-uk.html
Posted by chap'lin on Wed, 21 May 2008 11:19:00 PST