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Lazer Beast

The worlds most dysfunctional family.

About Me

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"Self-improvement is for the weak, its self-destruction that makes life truly worth living" Tyler Durden.
About the bastards: 5 cop killing, disco dancing, booze and drug addled motherfuckers (and a synth player released from the hospital only for practice and gigs) that are smoother than Kojak, cooler than a polar bears foot and are simply too fast to live and too young to die. Recruited as part of a social experiment by members of the infamous and controversial LDE, they have been carefully selected from thousands of rock hopefulls. Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, gays and straights, pimps and ho's, We give you the cream of the crop....................LAZERBEAST!!!!!
Sounds like: A disco for mute Psychopaths with club feet thrown by those sexy Manson family girls.
Ambitions: We hope that within 12 month we can finish our debut album, start touring, sign a deal, have a lot of hot female fans , have merch to sell and have finished work on the forth coming shockumentary "Massive head wound", and after that where gonna rid the world of poverty, homeless people, police and terrorists, and with a bit of luck we'll take politics with us, leaving a care free world for all of you.
Likes: Swimming pools, cocktail bars, halloween, dancing, shades, shirts, ties, partying, booze, drugs, rock and roll, high fives, beach partys, 80's zombie movies, sega, eyeliner (Ste-ven), Lakeside Valley.
Hates:Music facists, cops, Narcs, droughts, Towers of London, Kid Ego
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Member Since: 8/28/2006
Band Members:

Ste-ven: Guitars

T.J Something: Drums

Oddbod-2ooo: Guitars

Stew-Art: 4 String

Libby van: Mouth

Type of Label: None

My Blog

Lazerbeast trainers.

Dunlop have made 500 pairs of of the classic retro trainer green flash for us. Stylishly reprinted available for both boys and girls complete with unique Lazerbeast logo. The trainers are pa...
Posted by Lazer Beast on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:46:00 PST

Album progress report

Hopefully the boys will be entering the studio shortly after the new year. Already confired to appear on the CD are Blag Dahlia, Joe Queer, Jimmy G and Nick Olivera to name but a few.
Posted by Lazer Beast on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 07:38:00 PST