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‡Phantasmagoria‡

doug is awsome

About Me


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First and Foremost... I am happily taken by the love of my life, Quinn, to whom I owe my being. I can't wait to share my life with you. ♥
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And onto other things...
Like everyone else, I have a main interest. Mine just so happens to be music. I'm not too good at playing any of it, but I have quite an ear and know what is good and what isn't. But, it's all a matter of opinion I suppose. I am incredibly opinionated, but unlike the majority of the population...my opinions are actually educated. Going around while running my mouth about this or that is not my thing, rather, I prefer to research a subject to gain as much knowledge as I possibly can. Debating is a huge hobby of mine. Even if you present a point to me that I may agree with, I will present you with the other side JUST BECAUSE...it's just what I do. Think from both sides and figure out what you really believe, then stand up for what you believe. There's no point in going along with the rest of the world. I like to stir things up a bit.
I love this planet and can't help but gawk at it's wonderful beauty on a daily basis. I know I sound like a "hippy", but I don't want to be the only one trying to save it! Play your part. You'll all regret it soon enough if you don't. Unfortunately then, it will be too late.
My friends and family are my world. Without them, I would be lost. I would die for any one of you...and you should know who you are. We've all been through thick and thin together, and honestly, there is absolutely no one else that I would rather have gone through it all with. I owe you all so much.
Never take anything for granted...and never regret. Learn, and apply, Live, and be free.
Yes, I drink...I smoke...I curse like a drunken sailor...but it does NOT mean that I do not have morals. I have more morals than any of you can begin to imagine.
I strive for happiness, peace in my own life, and freedom. And no, I do not need any sort of religion in order to obtain these things. An Athiest, i've always been and an Atheist I shall remain. I do not bother you about your beliefs, so please, I ask you, Do not bother me about my lack of beliefs.

My family...will kick your families ass!!!!!


DO NOT SEND ME A FRIEND REQUEST...

...unless you have the actual intention of conversing with me from time to time. I don't bite.
comments that make me chuckle: *note, you most likely have to have been there to understand*
"Basketball, the only sport that supports genetic mutation."--Dougie
"Love is blinding."-Brooke "Apparantly stupidity is too"--me
"Did you have a nice nap?"-me "No...I was...just thinking."--Brooke "Oh yea, do you always snore when you think?"--me
"Quote...quote...quote...quote...Waffle"--Me...i don't know
"Hex? Yes please."--Brooke
"The bigger the 'O'...the bigger the Hoe" -Jade
"We are, we are...the spawn of the Jews"--Quinn
"Must...take...shelter...from...the...Farts!"--Shea
"When you start saying words...then i'll talk to you."--Doug
"The first time i got drunk was off of communion wine and i puked in the holy water"--Travis
"What the hell? I get you a job and you get all wasted and try to have sex with some lady!?"--Sheamus
"Poopin' on a camels back"--Tone Tone
"Men's asses all over Josh's face..."--Tone Tone
"So you know that expression, 'I know (something) like the back of my hand'? Well the other day I was looking at my hand and saw something that i've never seen before, so i cut it the fuck off"--Derek
"Persiusnesslessly"--Travis
"That's Aphotic Down and a little to the left Fall"--Joshi
*BURP*--Tony "Eww Tony, that smelled like pepperoni"--Me "Well, I am an Italian"--Tony
"Put some more Tuna on there...i fucking love that shit"--Vo
"I'm looking for a chew job bitch, and make it a good NAW"--Shea
"How about you suck...my...asshole"--Jamie
"Does anyone wanna see a stick figure getting his head cut in half?" --Quinn
"What do you think i'm some sort of guitar stand?"--Tony to Quinn "YEA! some sort of one."--Quinn to Tony
"Please voices...pick a number...GOD"--Brooke
"Hey, if you cover yourself in cottonballs and wear the noose...you could be a tampon."-me to Travis---Travis' response "But we don't have enough blood." my response the Travis--- "I didn't say that you had to be a used tampon!" Travis---"But then it wouldn't be scary!" (it was halloween)
"The only time that Tinkerbell was normal size, she tried to fuck Peter Pan. Tinkerbell is a hussy"--Quinn
"I wanna live in a gingerbread house!"--Lauren
"I can't feel it! no, don't worry...i can never feel it...not just when i'm stoned" -Devon smoking and poking his knee
"Don't look at me! Look at the ground!!"--Tony to Derek
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!"--Matt driving with Coco, my sister and i around midnight
"It's chocolate! SUCK IT OUT!"-my boss
"Bad things happen when you're mean to pregnant people..."--Brooke
"Do you speak fluent African?"-Brooke "yea, nigga"-ME woot woot
"shhh...Quiet part of the movie..."--Matt
"Was his window down?"-Brooke "No, and neither was Zaurs" -Corey...talking about...well Zaur's face after it went through his windshield...haha
"Can you hear my ears ringing?"-Brooke...just being brooke
"You can't hear it without the headphones, can you?"-Brooke talking about her IPOD
"I speak dislexically"--Matt...i don't even know
"IAH WHAS NOUT HEES ENEMMY, ZA ASPHAULT WAAS"-- Matt talking to me on aim
"This is a blind man's signature...This is the blind man"--Moogle
"...Two naked gorillas who love to eat pussy"--Joshi when we were playing madlibs
"What? What? OK."--Brooke being...well Brooke
"Like seriously a perect read-ending car smashed a perfect triangle in like four feet into the car"--Zered on rockstar during the wee hours of the morning.
"Dem guys o'fer by dere...and e'eryting like dat."--the guys...wow
"FREE DONUTS AT KING SOOPERS!!"--Devon bored out of his mind
""COLD WAR!" "COLD WAR!!" --Dered and Quinn when we were playing airsoft
"FUCK that guy"--Quinn...constantly says it
"This is tew fox...over"--Zered, again on Rockstar. heh
"Just calm your little head"--Ian...he's always saying that whenever anyone gets upset
"You're crazy"--Ian always says that to me...always
"I'm pretty sure that whoever doesn't like pumpkin pie is communist"--Quinn...incredibly random at Perkins
"AND WHAT!?!?!"--my Dustyness...i miss you
"I will not hesitate to punch your throat clear off your body"--the guys
"I'm not a LESBIAN!!"--Brooke and I
"It's like my head has a mind of it's own"--Corey
"They should make redneck barbie and Ken"--Evan
Only YOU can prevent forest fires"--Chin...weirdo
"OH YEA!!!"--Big Dom...his most overused phrase
"You guys watch for lights...or cops..."--Big Dom offroading in the country...and in peoples crops
"AHHHH!! WILLHELM!!!"--Will
"Look! I'm Bloooooding!"--Corey a bit intoxicated
"Girls have boobies!"--Ethan the six year old roadie
"They better not have because i will bitch slap the FUCK out of them!"--Brooke and her road rage
"YOU DON'T RIDE LIKE ME!!!"--Amber riding a bike while in the back of Dom's righteous truck, screaming at the people working at the Sears Auto Center, right before falling off ever so quickly into the bed of the truck due to the fucking cops
"Everyone would be like 'STRIP!!'"--Brooke "You wouldn't have a pole in there with you..."--Me "I'd have my drumsticks..."--Brooke...and wow...weirdness
"high five!!"--Steve, my nerd buddy
"Brooke's smoking a cigarette...yyyyea"--Linda trying to make it not obvious that brooke was around. hahaLove and Support goes to these bands of bro's:

Aphotic Downfall, Dennis, and Final Dimension

I'm behind you guys until the end.

My Interests

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MUSIC... (black, death, thrash, progressive, grind, jazz...)

LOCAL SHOWS

DUNGEONS and DRAGONS

RESEARCH... religion, philosophy, music, science...

PARTYING WITH APHOTIC AND DENNIS

did i say...LOCAL SHOWS??

Frisby Golf for sure

CHOCOLATE (ESPECIALLY cherry cordials)

Beer Pong (Team Basement Tan all the way)

Toking or Chugging with my bros

Coloring, Painting, Doodling

Good Books during shitty weather

MAGIC MUSHROOMS

Conversation worth having

Random late night trips to the Old Cemetaries littering the state
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SUPPORT LOCAL MUSIC

I'd like to meet:


The music lover, the conversationalist, the religious extremist, the anti-everything, the book worm, the party animal, the master debator (seriously), the valedictorian, the comedian, ... Basically, I'm up for meeting anyone, especially if your interests differ from that of my own.

Music:


Bands and artists that i dig on are: Abigor:-:AcDc:-:A Fire Inside:-:Alice Cooper:-:Alice in Chains:-:Amon Amarth:-:...And Oceans:-:Anthrax:-:A Perfect Circle:-:Arkhon Infaustus:-:the Autumn Offering:-:Behemoth:-:Benighted (fuck yes):-:the Berzerker:-:Besatt:-:Black Sabbath:-:Borknagar:-:Buckethead:-:Callenish Circle:-:Calvarium:-:Cannibal Corpse:-:Carnal Forge:-:Carpathian Forest:-:Celtic Frost:-:Children of Bodom:-:Chimaira:-:the Clash:-:Corrosion of Conformity:-:Covenant:-:Cradle of Filth:-:Cryptopsy:-:the Cure:-:Danzig:-:Darkane:-:Dark Funeral:-:Dark Throne:-:Dark Tranquility:-:Dawn:-:Deadsy:-:Death:-:Decapitated:-:Deeds Of Flesh:-:Deicide:-:Dimmu Borgir:-:DIO:-:Dissection:-DOPE:-:Dream Theater:-:Dry Kill Logic:-Dying Fetus:-: Emperor :-:Enochian Crescent:-:Enslaved:-:Entombed:-:Equilibrium:-:Exhumed:-:Exo dus:-:Faith No More:-:the Forsaken:-:Fragments of Unbecoming:-:Full Blown Chaos:-:Graveworm:-:Guns ‘N Roses:-:Gwar:-:Hate Eternal:-:Hour Of Penance:-:Hypocrisy:-:Iced Earth:-:Immortal:-:Immortal Souls:-:In Flames:-: Iron Maiden :-:Joe Satriani:-:Judas Iscariot:-:Judas Priest:-:Killswitch Engage:-:King Diamond:-:Kreator:-:Krieg:-:Krisiun:-:Kvist:-:Lamb of God:-:Last Perfection:-:Life of Agony:-:Limbonic Art:-:Led Zeppelin:-:Les Claypool:-:Lynard Skynard:-:Manowar:-:Marduk:-:Marilyn Manson(just a bit though):-:Mayhem:-:Megadeth:-:Mercyful Fate:-:Meshuggah:-:Metallica(old):-:Ministry:-:Misery Loves Company:-:Misfits:-:Morbid Angel:-:Motorhead:-:Mr. Bungle:-:Myrkskog:-:Nehemiah:-:Nevermore:-:Nine Inch Nails:-:Nightwish:-:Obtained Enslavement:-:Old Mans Child:-:Opeth:-:Orgy:-:Origin:-:OTEP:-:Ozzy:-:Pantera:-:Pear l Jam:-:Pink Floyd:-:Primus:-:Probot:-:Rage Against the Machine:-:Rammstein:-:Ramones:-:Rob Zombie:-:Red Hot Chili Peppers:-:Samael:-:Samhain:-:Satyricon:-:Scorpions:-:Scum of the Earth:-:Sepultura:-:Setherial:-:Sex Pistols:-:Shadows Fall:-:Sirius:-:Six Feet Under:-:Slayer:-:Slipknot(yes, i have a weak spot):-:Soilwork:-:Stevie Ray Vaughn:-:Steve Vai:-:Surturs Lohe:-:Susperia:-:System of A Down:-:Tartaros:-:Testament:-:3 Inches of Blood:-:Thy Primodial:-:Tiamat:-:Tool:-:Type O Negative:-:Vader:-:Van Halen:-:Venom:-:Vital Remains:-:White Zombie:-:Wintersun:-:Yngwie Malmsteen:-:Zakk Wylde:-:Zao...and some others but i'll think of them later....

Movies:

---Loose Change check that out!! ---300 (but of course)---V For Vendetta---Interview with the Vampire (and yes, it is Interview with THE Vampire...not Interview with A Vampire) ---Nightmare before Christmas---Snatch---Detroit Rock City---Pirates of the Carribean (one and two)---Requiem For A Dream---Freddy Got Fingered---The Pest---Donnie Darko---Phantom of the Opera---Boondock Saints---BLOW---Sleepy Hollow---Braveheart---The Fifth Element---The Untouchables---any Indiana Jones movie

Television:



I have more creative ways of wasting my time!!!

Books:

I have yet to regain my reading habits. I do though, enjoy Anne Rice novels, Clive Cussler novels, anything pertaining to Quantum Physics and other scientific theory, Local ghost stories and tales, Religious reading material- i will use your own weapons against you , and anything with music. Mainly, i stick to the internet for my information rather than books though. Lately I have been introduced, Thanks to Stu, to some of Crowley's writings which I am fully enjoying. Currently reading "The Law is For All"...absolutely love it. thanks Stu, you're the best.

Heroes:



MYSELF

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Eternal hails go to those friends that have stuck with me.
Jade, Quinn, Moogle Brooke, Aphotic Stone Tone, Joshi, Dougie, Travis (Dungeon Master Extraordinare), Sheamus, Evan fucking Knight, Squidie, Zacky, Vo Dogg, Double-A Aaron, Grace, Jake, Big Mike, Devo, Jessica, Stu, Keith, Jim, Danny Boy, Dusty, Julya, Reed, Lord fucking Wayne, Will, Eddie
DON'T FUCK WITH THESE PEOPLE

My Blog

seasonly changes

it's raining again and i couldn't be happier about it!
Posted by ‡Phantasmagoria‡ on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:03:00 PST

finally...

things are definitely starting to look up.  it has taken a while, but with effort, i think that everything will be well soon.  we will be getting the house in about a month, providing a...
Posted by ‡Phantasmagoria‡ on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:40:00 PST

UTAH

SOOOO...the other night Brooke and I took it upon ourselves to go visit VO in Utah. (I know, we're stupid...heard it enough times, don't fucking tell me) ANYWAY, we decided that we would surprise hi...
Posted by ‡Phantasmagoria‡ on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:17:00 PST

random...

my mom got the business SO...i'll be making custom t-shirts for the rest of my life if i'm lucky!!!  i love and miss that job so much.  and since i've been out of a job since i quit Einstein...
Posted by ‡Phantasmagoria‡ on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:25:00 PST

too many puppies...

well kittens actually.  my cat, Bathory, is pregnant yet once again because i'm a fucking loser and can't afford to get her and Phantom fixed right now so i'm about to be stuck with even more kit...
Posted by ‡Phantasmagoria‡ on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:56:00 PST

now what

i might lose my baby sister for a while...i don't really know what to do.  i can't protect her anymore...and i feel fully responsible.  how am i supposed to sit back and watch this happen to...
Posted by ‡Phantasmagoria‡ on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 03:58:00 PST

another lovely day

it's odd how quickly the weather can change.  you can't take your sunshine for granted, or else it will distance itself.  In turn leaving you with uncertainty of what the wind will bring in ...
Posted by ‡Phantasmagoria‡ on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:20:00 PST

Random Thoughts...(oh boy)

        I will start this off by saying that I am against mothers stalking on myspace.  It's ridiculous, it's childish, it's a waste of time.  I hope that ...
Posted by ‡Phantasmagoria‡ on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:56:00 PST

DILUTED

nothing has gone right...nothing has even gone 'alright' lately and obviously nothing is going to get better any time soon.  "love day" just started (don't ask) and things are only getting worse....
Posted by ‡Phantasmagoria‡ on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:58:00 PST

Don't people get that i'm an athiest??

recently i went on a trip out of state to a place i was not at all familiar with so that i could help a friend move back here.  while i was there i was badgered to the fullest extent about being ...
Posted by ‡Phantasmagoria‡ on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:04:00 PST