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Joshi

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About Me

i'm joshi, my real name is joshua david slocum. i'm gonna be famous. i sing like a mother fucker and my band kicks ass. Aphotic Downfall is the name of our band and i hope a lot of people hear us. it's definately a treat for your ears, kind of a Tool, Dragon Force, Lamb of God, Voivod mix. i'm kind of a quiet person most of the time but when i'm on stage the aggression comes out. i like to chill most of the time, mainly with good friends and with metal heads of sorts. I have a pretty wide variety of friends. different races different shapes and sizes. i just have one thing to say about me. Take me as I truly am, not as you think I should be.I edited my profile at SpaceGravy.com , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

singing in my band aphotic downfall, caressing myself, drawing, painting, sculpting, drinking, smoking, sexing, playing video games, watching good movies but only good ones.

I'd like to meet:

your mom

Music:

aphotic downfall, tool, slipknot, lamb of god, shadows fall, killswitch kinda, flaw, incubus, rage against the machine, the human abstract, in flames, seperation of self before they broke up, arch enemy, tenacious D, dethklok, all that remains.

Movies:

matrix the first one, nightmare before chistmas, blade one, ninja turtles one, any jim carey movie, blazing saddles, half baked, any straight or lezbian porn. (sometimes a guy has to watch some chick get railed by some random dude)grandma's boy, final fantasy, american history x, equalibrium, the fountain.

Television:

fuck T.V. i used to watch king of queens, chappelle show, simpsons, family guy, friends, aqua teen, drawn together, sealab, the brak show, and of coarse the ninja turtles. but I think T.V. is overated and should go suck a fat cock!

Books:

barlowes inferno by david barlowe, the bible is pretty crazy when you're stoned, dr. suess's books, anything edgar allen poe.

Heroes:

jesus, satan, the ninja turtles, my mom, my band and their heroes, spiderman before toby mcguire fucked it up, my penis, robin williams, criss angel, and my dead best friend Eli.

My Blog

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Isn't it funny how they have instructions for opening bags of chips?  And by "funny," I actually mean, "fuckin' stupid."Step 1:  Open bagStep 2:  Eat chips (don't forget to chew)Step 3:...
Posted by Joshi on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:48:00 PST