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im a two bit whore like what!!!

awww fuck it

About Me

when i first signed up for this, i thought it would be cool to add every pretty girl i thought was cute. i thought it would be fun to be popular and have a lot of pretty girls as friends. at one point i had nearly 700 girls who were my friend on here. that thrill didnt last very long. it got boring, and pointless. i mean, whats the point of having all those friends when 87 percent of them dont even talk to you. and like 50 percent are models looking for publicity and notarity? with that said:

im an alcoholic(not really!) asian who has more fun than your mom did while conceiving you! names CALVIN. if you don't like me then show me your tits! i speak my mind freely and sometimes urinate in public. huge dork, with a little geek, some nerd tainted with some evil. im the original two bit whore up on this bitch of place called myspace. so the question remains: are you free tonight, or will it cost me?view these pictures mutha focka!

My Interests

yeah ill elaborate more on this some other time...

I'd like to meet:

the cool kids and the beautiful ladies of course. who else is there?

Music:

incubus, tegan and sara, dashboard confessional, tsunami bomb, r x bandits, bloc party, arcade fire, death cab for cutie, the postal service, coheed and cambria, rage against the machine, the killers, the shins, radio head, ima robot, gorrilaz, finch, alien ant farm, aar, frou frou homegrown, hot hot heat, interpol, client, peaches, ladytron, le tigre, chicks on speed, yeah yeah yeah's, the early november, evancescence, prodigy, polysics, the white stripes, tatu, NIN, system of a down, junkie, garbage, dido, bob marley, no doubt, the strokes, jimmy eat world, (old)drowning pool, portishead, diana krall, electronica, jungle, drum -n- bass, ambient, trip hop, soul, jazz, emilania torriani

Movies:

gia, hackers, girl interrupted, the bone collector, pushing tin, gone in 60 seconds, tomb raider 2, original sin, life or something like it, tomb raider 2, taking lives, beyond borders, ghost, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, ray, napoleon dynamite, high fidelity, enter the dragon, fists of fury, the chinese connection, return of the dragon, game of death, akira, y tu mama tambien, sex y lucia, fight club, snatch, clerks, mall rats, chasing amy, dogma, jay and slient bob strike back, dumb and dumber, tommy boy, the waterboy, the teenage mutant ninja turtles 1 2 & 3!

Television:

i like to watch hella shit... uh... catoon network, the adult swim! sealab 2021, the brak show, family guy, futurama, rurouni kenshin, trigun, cowboy beebop, evangelion, other shit... uh they disney channel! haha... kim possible! hahahahahaa! and uh boy meets world and other shit like friends, scrubs, will and grace, e.r., smallville

Books:

the beach, the alchemist, always running

Heroes:

napoleon dynamite:" ill do what ever i feel like"

and pedro martinez: "if you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true"

My Blog

happy halloweener party pix!

pre party!rodney and jenn in there dr.'s costumes... maybe theyre supposed to be luca and abby from e.r.? hahaha i dunnomother goose was even there!with special apperance by lani!lani and mariathe pin...
Posted by im a two bit whore like what!!! on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 01:10:00 PST

Viva Las Vegas!

yay we're there!first night and sooome one couldnt handle their alcohol...oh look... dorks!awwww.... gagi dont know if you can see it, but theres mist there......and then the water show startedi got a...
Posted by im a two bit whore like what!!! on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 12:44:00 PST

an infinite beauty

ive been staring into the ocean its beauty seemingly reminds me of you its ageless and infinite powerful waves crash down on me, like discovering how powerful you are inside during the day, the s...
Posted by im a two bit whore like what!!! on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 01:54:00 PST

a new hat i made

like my hats? want one? we'll talk a price! ok well i have one in mind... yeah so i feel like making a small business thing outta it. so you want one? lemme know!...
Posted by im a two bit whore like what!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my new puma obsession

so i have this new obsession with puma shoes. and i got so bored i decided to dedicate this blog to my shoes! the ANJAN's, forrest green. my very first pair. a few battle scars but i still love e...
Posted by im a two bit whore like what!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this shit is effin hilarious!

go do this! its hella funny! what are you?
Posted by im a two bit whore like what!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my mutha fucking bday party

well well. the weekends over and so is my bday party. it was great, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT A CERTAIN SOME ONE FUCKING LEFT! the night started out me going to dinner with my family. took a couple sho...
Posted by im a two bit whore like what!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my "modeling" pictures

so one day. got really bored... and took these pictures. so have a look and then have a laugh, cause thats when i did when i found these pictures on my computer. enjoy! and leave a comment telling me ...
Posted by im a two bit whore like what!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

party up in heeeeeeeeeeeere (and pictures)

so saturday... went to this banging party. it was my good friends maria maria. it was her twenty second bday party. it was freaking awesome. got my drink on. got my groove on. got my freak on. got my ...
Posted by im a two bit whore like what!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am...

i am the arms you once ran to and which now you leave empty i am the the eyes you once sought comfort in but yours are blind to see what you really mean to me i am the ears that used to listen to yo...
Posted by im a two bit whore like what!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST