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Dorkus Maximus

Some days I sit and wish I was a kid again

About Me

I'm funny queer.

My Interests

I like to go clubbing and shopping. And I really know how to enjoy myself in Vegas. Just ask me, and I'm there (provided I have the funds). Also, I recently got re-addicted to the Sims. I don't know why its so addicting, it just is. I can play it for hours without even realizing the time. I can't wait to get The Sims2. I think its gonna be a great game. Aside from that, I also like to snowboard...or learn how to snowboard that is. I feel like I forget everytime I get up the mountain. But still...I try. And I like to read and do puzzles...anything that enhances my noggin. I also like to go bowling...and I guess anything else fun that doesn't require too much of an effort.

I'd like to meet:

my plan is to make the entire map green!

Music:

I listen to anything...pretty much anything. Even music I don't understand. Although I have this odd obsession with watching taiko drumming. Its great. Everyone should see a performance at least once. I remember this one time at band camp...ok, it wasn't really band camp. But this one time at the dorms, some taiko performers came and did a demonstration. I went up on stage and they taught me a couple of things. It look easy...but dayam...that shit is hard!!! I've been meaning to do taiko drumming since my freshman year of college. I've now graduated...and somehow haven't gotten around to doing that yet. Don't make fun of me...but I also like eurotrance. =P

Movies:

New ones.

Television:

I don't watch a lot of TV, only because I feel like it's a complete waste of time. I'll sit down and watch a few minutes of it, maybe while I'm eating or before I go to bed, but that's about it. There's too much to do in life to be sitting there in front of a screen watching other people do it.

Books:

I read just about anything I can get my eyes on. Even the back of cereal boxes. I have different obsessions for everyday of the week. Therefore, I'll spend most of my free time at the bookstore. I'm also starting to prefer Borders over Barnes & Nobles...I think it's because they give me coupons. =)

Heroes:

Captain Planet (and Wind!), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Batman. And of course, my parents.

My Blog

I'm not unemployed!!!

yea, i'm a bit excited. first job i've ever loved!
Posted by Dorkus Maximus on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 12:37:00 PST

This is stupid, so why am I doing this?

Got "Tagged" by Sylvia...I think it's stupid so I won't tag anyone and just let one die here. I'm only doing this because A Day Without a Mexican isn't a very entertaining movie...Here goes. Lets play...
Posted by Dorkus Maximus on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 11:57:00 PST

So funny...

So funny that some things never change...and other things constantly do.
Posted by Dorkus Maximus on Thu, 03 Nov 2005 10:57:00 PST