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Kellie G. seeing what's next :)

I'm drunk and you're here.

About Me


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Myspace Backgrounds ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------------------------------------------------------Rig ht about now I'm just a confused chick having yet another quarter life crisis!! Hehe.For the last 7 years I've been in radio. Interned for waaaay to long but then eventually made my way on-air. I loved being on the air delivering all the lastest music news, joking around with callers and celebirty gossip. First I was solo,then I THOUGHT my dream came true when I got on a morning show. (It turns into a long sad story that includes such characters as a totally lame female-hating boss and co-host, both terrified of drawing outside the lines or making people (dare i say the words...) LAUGH or ENJOY their morning commute.) So I pulled a stunt that got me the hell out of there. Since radio doesn't pay hardly anything lol, i've also had a million PT jobs along side it, which has been really interesting i must say. I'lve learned a few skills i never intended too but i think that makes me more well rounded. I can clip a cats nails to just the right lenght (kennel attendant), file my nails while reading a magazine, answering/or ignoring the phone and fighting with the bitch at burger king for f*cking up the lunch order because she cant hear the difference between the words 'fries' and 'onion rings', all at the same time (office assistant) and i can make a kick ass Alabama Slammer (bartender). My favorite job was teaching radio at a broadcasting school for the last 2 years, overlapping my radio jobs. Sadly a corp took it over and closed down my branch a few months ago. I do miss being on the air. I would prefer to be on a team rather than solo. But as long as it's still a major boy's club that leaves most female co-hosts the job of "PLAYING the part" of the sweet innocent girly-girl who has to laugh at everything and keep that funny, edgy GUY host in line and simply provide balance to the show...NO THANKS...i dont wanna be an ACTOR I wanna be a PERSONALITY. Soo...------------------------------------------------------ --------------I'm about to do back to school. Unless something comes up to change my mind in the next 4 weeks. I'm gonna go to be a Community Health Outreach Worker (CHOW)...haha chow, that's funny. Mainly wanna focus on saving the world one idiot teenager at a time. I want to teach them to stop acting like there in a rap video and screwing everyone in sight, spreading STD's/HIV and having unwanted pregnancies that ruin not only their own lives but usually the the life of the child's as well. I'm not certified yet so you can believe me or not on these ones, but...here's a few pieces of advice...The "it can't happen to me" method does NOT work. Smoking doesn't lower a healthy teenage boy's sperm count to the point that he can't get you pregnant. And condoms can't fully protect you from herpes or warts since they are spread through skin contact, not body fluids. So you should really just be more choosy and get tested BEFORE you, ya know. Yeah, im totally gonna kick ass at this job! hehe :)

My Interests

Going out -n- meeting new people, cheating and yet STILL losing pool games (unless the other team scratches on the 8 Ball), laughing, making fun of myself, sleeping, watching tv and movies, shopping, daring people to do stuff - although they usually punk out and then i have to be the one to do it, asking people random F'd up hypothedical questions that make them squirmy and uncomfortable that start with "What would you do if..." and "If you had to choose between doing {this gross thing and that gross thing}..."And whatever leads to me ending up like THIS in the morning:
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I'd like to meet:

On here mostly people to network with. In CHOW line of work totally. And if any radio station is looking for some one new and thinks they can handle a chick with a mouth AND independant thoughts, feel free to let me know. And some people from the past that I didn't keep in touch with but would mind seeing how they are doing.
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Music:

My favs are a lot of the bands that have been around forever - Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, Green Day, Goldfinger, Less Than Jake, Mest, No Doubt, The Offspring. Not so much the new pop-punk bands where even as a radio DJ I have trouble telling them apart LOL. And on the hip-hop/R&B side I like, Beyonce, Ciara, Eminem, Ludacris, some Sean "DA" Paul haha, etc.
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Movies:

Kevin Smith Rules! Scary movies - The Others, 6th Sense, Saw, The Grudge, Scream (and all the other typical teen slasher flicks). Comedy - Austin Powers. All the Spoof movies out there. Sandler movies and Will Farrell movies. Other - Phone Booth! Yes I know the whole movie is in a phonebooth. I like that its like purely the script writing and dialog that could make it or break it, Chicago, 13, Momento

Television:

I LOVE TV!! But I keep busy, so more than half the time i never even see the following: Desperate Housewives (well that one i NEVER miss), my new fav is Lil Bush, Law & Order (CI, SVU, then Orginial), SCRUBS, Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park (been ages since i've seen it though!!), plastic surgury shows lol, The Soup, all the VH1 "I love this and that best week ever celeb embarrassing moments etc", Days or Our Lives (not proud of it but ya Just...Have...To..Know..Whats gonna happen next!), and all the house redecorating shows cuz i wanna flip houses!

Books:

I like books you can flip through more than novels. Why Do Men Have Nipples is a great one with random embarrassing medical questions. I was SO excited when I got to interview one of the authors! Totally cool down to earth guys. He's Just Not That Into You is one every girl needs lol. Nearly cried when I was offered and interview with HIM 2 hours after I got myself fired LOL. Magazines - Cosmo! Runners up - (in no particular order)marie clair, glamour, rolling stone, fredricks and victoria secret catalog. AND THE BEST...FANTASIA HOME PARTIES catalog.

Heroes:

Howard Stern & Adam Corrola hehe. Anyone that's good enough to get into all aspects of media. And is funny and cool.

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Birthdays!!

This Saturday its Jayday's Birthday Bash at Up or On The Rocks. Ya'll gotta come down!!
Posted by Kellie G. on a break from the Radio on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST