Chloe on BLI aka Lisa G. aka SLASH!

I'm extremely excited for my new radio journey at...
I'm already lovin' Long Island! Bring on the Iced Teas and the beach! Oh, and I'm working on my accent, lol.
Anyway, here's more about me!
I find that I express myself best through writing, but I talk for a living.
I am inspired by song lyrics and quotes, but I try to live life my own way.
I don't care what people think of me, but I've found that my happiness thrives when I'm praised.
I don't care what people think of me, but my self-confidence wanes when my character is defamed and my integrity insulted.
I may appear weak, but I am stronger than you'll ever know.
You may think I'm strong, but inside, I'm fragile.
I hate to cook, but I recently discovered that I can bake kick-ass chocolate chip cookies.
I forgive easily, but I secretly hold grudges.
I can move on, but I have trouble letting go.
I come across boy crazy, but I'm a huge tease.
I absolutely adore [certain] radio boys… but I should absolutely know better.
I believe that all cats are formulating a strategy to take over the world, and I have false hopes that I can outsmart them.
I'm quite passive and try to avoid confrontation, but once you spark the competitive flame in me, I'm akin to Monica Geller on F*R*I*E*N*D*S.
I elicit an air of happy-go-lucky, but DON'T underestimate my petulance.
You probably think I'm weird, but I KNOW I am.
If you wanna take a peek inside my world, you better close your eyes...
All must fear The Bandit.
Random G. Licious Thoughts
-It bothers me when there's a scene in a movie or a TV show taking place at 5:00 AM and the sun is shining brightly. Have you ever been awake at 5:00 AM??? The sun is NOT shining! It's still pitch-ass dark out! (And if I'm up, which is not very often, I'm damn cranky and need coffee).
-Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom! I mean, honestly. I'm not a germophobe, but it's just gross if you don't!
-Celebrities get free stuff. Constantly. And it's usually expensive free stuff. THEY have the money to buy this crap!! I DON'T!!! Why not give it to me instead???? I'm just saying.
-I hate snow and winter. You'd think I'd be used to it by now, but I can't stand it. I really shouldn't live in the northeast.
-Thunderstorms are one of the most amazing wonders of nature. I'm obsessed with them!!!! I will more than likely die from getting struck by lightning--probably through a radio station console, zapping me through my headphones, lol. But I'll never win the lottery.
-My biggest fear is that I'll get the hiccups and they'll never go away. Don't laugh! Weird things like that happen--and it would be my luck.
-It seems that when one shoe is untied you must then re-tie the other one, too, because if you don't, the tightness factor is no longer commensurate to the one you just tied. Annoying.
-I support GLBT equality!!! It kills me that people who love each other can't get married in the "land of the free." I hope for the day when ANYONE can walk down the aisle regardless of orientation. I'm a dedicated hag a la Grace Adler, lol.
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