Acme Andersson profile picture

Acme Andersson

What part of 'yo' don't you understand?

About Me

the friendliest man in the adult business, never made a bad decision i didn't follow through on, believe road rage is a right not a privilege, write fabulous articles for fabulously dirty mags

My Interests

pigeon-punching, coffee, whiskey, coffee with whiskey, sleep, not sleeping, magicians mauled by large animals, big-haired pretty boys getting smacked in the face by birds while riding roller coasters, fights involving deranged porn stars, filling my ears with sand and then listening to the doo wop hits full blast

I'd like to meet:

Jocelyn Wildenstein, John Dillinger, Richard Dawkins

Music:

KXLU, KCSN, Little Steven's Underground Garage, Jonesy's Jukebox, Mates of State, Neko Case, Bob

Movies:

Amelie, Sexy Beast, Citizen Kane, 8 1/2, The Secret Life of Herbert Dingle; "Mary Tyler Moore, Mary Carey less"

Television:

anything Paul Lynde, Simpsons/Family Guy/American Dad/Futurama, KDOC

Books:

Tobias Wolff, Justine, Selby, Henry Miller

Heroes:

Yeah, yeah, everybody's a flippin' hero

My Blog

CHERI AUG 2007: The HILLARY SCOTT Interview

It would be easy for HILLARY SCOTT to have a huge ego. She's the reigning AVN Performer of the Year and Best Actress, she recently signed the adult industry's first million-dollar contract and, well, ...
Posted by Acme Andersson on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:53:00 PST

CHERI AUG 2007: The CASEY PARKER Interview

CASEY PARKER is so cute and sweet, who could imagine the things that come out of that mouth?! Or that things that go into that mouth, for that matter. While it can be a little weird for Casey and I to...
Posted by Acme Andersson on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:47:00 PST

HAWK Aug 2007: Tru Lies

While it might look like I've joined the porno illiterati and misspelled "True" as "Tru" in the header, it's not true. Instead it's more ingenious wordplay by an adult DVD producer. When will they sto...
Posted by Acme Andersson on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:31:00 PST

XBIZ May 2007: '3 Takes on Distribution'

In my quest for the ultimate distribution model, I took a look at three companies and their varying plans: newbie Starlight Pictures, traditional Pure Play Media and renegade Evil Angel. I'd tell more...
Posted by Acme Andersson on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:40:00 PST

LIVE YOUNG GIRLS July 2007: Ocean Sprayed

Just when you thought you'd read it all, here comes another brilliant piece of adult industry journalism. This time it's a sordid trip behind the scenes of Ocean Sprayed, a dirty little ditty starring...
Posted by Acme Andersson on Thu, 03 May 2007 04:16:00 PST

HAWK July 2007: The Girl Next Door #2

Just who is this Girl Next Door? And is she hot? Well, if you live in Acmeland, the answer is yes--I am pleased to report that I have ridiculously hot girls living on either side of me. But this isn't...
Posted by Acme Andersson on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST

PURELY 18 June 2007: Young F'ing Bitches

Can you say the F word on MySpace? Probably so, but I don't use such language anyway. Just who are these so-called "Young F'ing Bitches"? Only Celina Cross, Jaclyn Case, Alexis Love, Britney Manson an...
Posted by Acme Andersson on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:39:00 PST

XBIZ April 2007: 'Book Me Up'

This month we take a look at adult talent agencies, speaking to the talent, the agents, directors, producers...I think that's it. It was a lot of people. The main story is on the front page, but don't...
Posted by Acme Andersson on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 06:58:00 PST

Live Young Girls June 2007: The ALEXIS LOVE Interview

What happens when a sweet and cute 18-year-old girl from Sacramento gets into a fight with her family? Why naturally she runs off to Porn Valley. Duh! At least that's what ALEXIS LOVE did. I don't kno...
Posted by Acme Andersson on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:17:00 PST

HAWK June 2007: An inside look at Wasted Youth

When it comes to Wasted Youth, who better to go behind the scenes than one Acme A. Andersson? Go ahead, say it! No one! Directed by Mark Wood, this is yet another modern classic within the young girl ...
Posted by Acme Andersson on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:55:00 PST