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ALEX

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About Me



My Interests

Speak and Spell

Etch-a-sketch

Scratch and sniff

Rubick's Cube

Things to make and see and do

Eating play doh - the hairdresser one

I'd like to meet:

All of my friends when they were kids/ Mike Nichols/ Stephen Fry/ Bret Easton-Ellis/ Banksy/ Rowan Atkinson/ Brian Wilson/ Dustin Hoffman/ Phil Spector/ John Cleese/ John Landis/ Diane Keaton/ Lauren Bacall/ Martin Scorsese/ Mel Brooks/ Larry David/ John Hurt/ Jack Nicholson/ Debbie Harry/ Anjelica Huston/ James Lipton/ Brian Eno/ Neil Simon/ George Martin/ Woody Allen.

COOL DEAD PEOPLE I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE MET:Aubrey Beardsley/ Robert Shaw/ Kenneth Williams/ Brian Epstein/ Oliver Reed/ Peter Sellers/ Stanley Kubrick/ Spike Milligan/ Jack Lemmon/ John Lennon/ John Huston/ John Candy/ Kenny Everett/ Picasso/ Anthony Burgess/ Aldous Huxley/ George Harrison/ John Geilgud/ Bill Hicks/ Marilyn Monroe/ Marlon Brando/ Billy Wilder/ Gaudi/ Andy Warhol/ Harold Lloyd/ Howard Hughes/ Frank Sinatra/ River Phoenix/ Kurt Cobain/ Winston Churchill/ Peter Cook/ Dudley Moore/ Lenny Bruce.

SOME OF MY FAVOURITE TRACKS...

Music:

The Beatles/ The Beach Boys/ The Good The Bad and The Queen/ The Zombies/ New Order/ Duncan Browne/ Buddy Holly/ The Jam/ The Style Council/ Blondie/ The Kinks/ Simon and Garfunkel/ Kasabian/ The Specials/ Bob Dylan/ Aphex Twin/ The Clash/ Le Rhythm Digitale/ Kraftwerk/ Most Phil Spector stuff/ PJ Harvey/ Joe Jackson/ Michael Jackson/ Jackson Five/ Hate Janet Jackson/ Tricky/ Beck/ Gary Numan/ The Pretenders/ Beth Orton/ David Bowie/ Tiga/ Simple Minds/ Adam and the Ants/ Kate Bush/ Tears for Fears/ The Rutles/ Nirvana/ Massive Attack/ Elvis Costello/ Eurythmics/ The Police/ Billie Holiday/ BB King/ Orbital/ The Orb/ Duran Duran/ The Pixies/ Daft Punk/ Pet Shop Boys/ Joy Division/ Oasis/ Lamb/ Roxy Music/ Happy Mondays/ Portishead/ Artificial Intelligence/ The Ramones/ Nina Simone/ Jorge Drexler/ early Madonna/ Ian Brown/ Marner Brown/ Pink Floyd/ Blue Oyster Cult/ Al Green/ Green Day/ Goldfrapp/ Moloko/ The Stone Roses/ Curtis Mayfield/ Propellerheads/ The Fireman/ Dusty Springfield/ Suzanne Vega/ Eric Clapton/ Cream/ The Divine Comedy/ A-ha/ Marvin Gaye/ Talk Talk/ The Doors/ Larrikin Love/ Talking Heads/ The The/ Thompson Twins/ Feeder/ Scott Matthews/ U2/ Tracy Chapman/ Van Morrison/ The Who/ The Ronettes/ Peter Gabriel/ The Verve/ Spoon/ Stereophonics/ Everson/ T-Rex/ Patti Smith/ Chemical Brothers/ Saint Etienne/ The Stranglers/ The La's/ Madness/ The Kooks/ The Killers/ Primal Scream/ Cyndi Lauper/ Robert Palmer/ The Bangles/ The Stones/ Jimi Hendrix/ Muse/ The Small Faces/ Jose Gonzalez/ De La Soul/ Queen/ Huey Lewis and the News/ The Strokes/ Led Zeppelin/ Yeah Yeah Yeah's/ Soul II Soul/ Janis Joplin/ Zutons/ Gorillaz/ Supergrass/ The Cure/ Blur/ Dan Brown/ Dorp/ Fiction Plane/ Sidecar Kisses/ Suzerain/ The Sound.
Fujiya & Miyagi/ Ska/ Andy C/ Eric B and Rakim/ Nightmares on Wax/ Soulwax/ New Young Pony Club/ Lol Hammond/ Layo and Bushwacka/ early LTJ Bukem/ Twin Hype/ Dub/ Breaks/ D & B/ Electro/ Progressive House/ Motown.
(Oh, and I fucking hate R 'n' fucking B...It sucks fucking cock!)

Movies:

Garden State/ Dr Strangelove/ Rosemary's Baby/ An American Werewolf in London/ Da Doo Ron Ron/ Don't Look Now/ Cinema Paradiso/ The Day of the Jackal/ The Wicker Man (original)/ The French Connection/ Lady Sings the Blues/ Jaws/ Trading Places/ The Royal Tenembaums/ Harold and Maude/ A Hard Day's Night/ The Omen (original)/ Some Like it Hot/ The Sting/ Running with Scissors/ Repulsion/ One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest/ Easy Rider/ Withnail and I/ Arthur/ High Anxiety/ The Graduate/ Kramer vs Kramer/ The U.S vs John Lennon/ Halloween/ Rear Window/ North by Northwest/ The Big Lebowski/ Raging Bull/ Another Country/ Drugstore Cowboy/ The Ice Storm/ My Cousin Vinny/ One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing/ Fargo/ Citizen Kane/ Psycho/ Bullets over Broadway/ A Clockwork Orange/ Planes Trains and Automobiles/ Ferris Bueller's Day Off/ Jacob's Ladder/ Broadcast News/ Virgin Suicides/ Goodfellas/ Platoon/ Weird Science/ Play it Again Sam/ Annie Hall/ The Usual Suspects/ On the Waterfront/ East of Eden/ Pretty in Pink/ Back to the Future/ The Breakfast Club/ The Elephant Man/ 1984/ Midnight Cowboy/ Midnight Express/ The Champ/ Chinatown/ What's Eating Gilbert Grape?/ New Jack City/ Fabulous Baker Boys/ The Shining/ It's all Gone Pete Tong/ Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory (the one with Gene Wilder)/ The Dark Crystal/ The Goodbye Girl/ Empire of the Sun/ Apocalypse Now/ The Departed/ A Fish Called Wanda/ The Black Stallion/ Little Shop of Horrors/ Dr No/ Goldfinger/ Raiders of the Lost Ark/ Empire Strikes Back/ Amores Perros/ Y Tu Mama Tambien/ Yo Puta/ Belle Epoque/ Heathers/ Angel Heart/ The Fugitive/ Goodbye Mr Chips/ Sea of Love/ The Deer Hunter/ Valley of the Dolls/ Team America/ Transamerica/ Coming to America/ The Passenger/ The Godfather Part 2/ Scarface/ Taxi Driver/ Bugsy Malone/ The Audition/ The Jerk/ Primal Fear/ Labyrinth/ The Apartment/ Tootsie/ Witches of Eastwick/ Close Encounters/ True Romance/ Vacation/ European Vacation/ Parenthood/ A Christmas Story/ Stand by Me/ Table for Five/ Five Easy Pieces/ The Goonies/ Life of Brian/ The Holy Grail/ Badlands/ The Thin Red Line/ Days of Heaven/ Superman/ Hope and Glory/ Human Traffic/ Bedknobs and Broomsticks/ When Harry Met Sally/ The Wizard of Oz/ The Karate Kid/ The Misfits/ The Producers/ The Lost Boys/ Blow/ Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas/ Dumb and Dumber/ Traffic/ Carlito's Way/ Silver Streak/ Wall Street/ Romancing the Stone/ American Beauty/ Sixteen Candles/ The Trip/ War of the Roses/ Glengarry Glen Ross/ Less Than Zero/ A Simple Plan/ Who Framed Roger Rabbit/ The Lost Weekend/ Back Beat/ All you need is Cash - THE RUTLES.

Television:

Not The 9 O'Clock News/ Scrubs/ Antiques Roadshow/ Nighty Night/ Kids in the Hall/ The Box of Delights/ Malcolm in the Middle/ The Wonder Years/ Curb Your Enthusiasm/ Blackadder/ anything from Bill Hicks/ Not Only But Also/ Little Britain/ 24/ The Young Ones/ South Park/ Adam and Joe/ The Simpsons/ Family Guy/ Poirot/ Alan Partridge/ Jeeves and Wooster/ Have I Got News For You/ Whose Line is it Anyway/ The League of Gentlemen/ Ripping Yarns/ Big Train/ Murder She Wrote/ Columbo/ Comic Strip/ The Muppets/ Seinfeld/ The New Statesman/ French and Saunders Parodies/ M.A.S.H/ No Cure for Cancer/ Smack the Pony/ Happy Families/ Sesame Street/ Green Wing/ And Now For Something Completely Different/ Fawlty Towers/ Dogtanian/ Rent-a-Ghost/ Tales of the Unexpected.

Books:

American Psycho/ The Tibetan Book of Living and Dying (and of the Dead)/ Slaughterhouse Five/ A Clockwork Orange/ Less Than Zero/ Rules of Attraction/ The Catcher in the Rye/ The Sheltering Sky/ To Kill a Mockingbird/ The Great Gatsby/ The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time/ The Butcher Boy/ The Bell Jar/ Catch 22/ 1984/ The Shining/ Indiscretions of Archie/ Naked Lunch/ Breakfast on Pluto/ Laughing Gas/ Great Expectations/ Where the Wild Things Are.

Roald Dahl's adult stuff ie

Switch Bitch/ Kiss Kiss/ My Uncle Oswald - easily the funniest book I've ever read.

Heroes:

Alabama Worley