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Dave

You have done more evil than all who lived before you. You have made for yourself other gods, idols

About Me

"'But I don’t want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can’t help that,' said the Cat. 'We’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad.' 'How do you know I’m mad?' said Alice. 'You must be,” said the Cat. 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'"

I have a lust for all kinds of stuff which makes use of valves (vacuum tubes if you're American) = pre-1970 audio gear. Solid state is for dweebs; Tesla coils rock! Projects and info relating to that sorta thing I keep on ICL's web server - myspazz is way too awkward to build a proper website in.

Other perversions: headbanging, motorsickles, tattoos, & when my knees still work, sk8boarding.

I collect LP records (all and any genres of music), so if anyone is chucking any out, I'll take them off your hands. Also collect vintage turntables (not DJ types though)


I don't use windoze - you know if it's micr0s0ft , it won't work. Debian is my Linux [YAY!] distro: http://www.debian.org/intro/about
I HATE ubuntu. I go here once a day: http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
For spiritual and relgious fulfilment, I go here: http://www.jesusdressup.com/
This is a slut-free webspace. For the short haired, EVERY day is a bad-hair day.
When two men are fighting and the wife of one of them intervenes to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hand and catches hold of the man by the testicles you must cut off her hand and show her no mercy." - Deuteronomy [25:11]

My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Spawn

Birthday: March 31
Birthplace: Johannesburg, Transvaal
Current Location: Transvaal
Eye Color: blu
Hair Color: dark blond
Height: 1,78m
Right Handed or Left Handed: R
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Thor 50/50
Your Weakness: I am a mighty Power Ranger!
Your Fears: Being found out
Your Perfect Pizza: Merangue
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Split the Beer atom
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Is it lunchtime yet?"
Your Best Physical Feature: Whoohar!
Your Bedtime: When I'm tired enough
Your Most Missed Memory: P.W. Botha as President

Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonals = Bleccchhh, Vomit! It's gotta be the most foul and overpriced of ANY fast food. I'll take Steers anyday.
Single or Group Dates: Depends with whom
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Queer & more queer
Chocolate or Vanilla: ... said Charles to Camilla!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck off!
Do you Sing: Yep
Do you Shower Daily:' Mostly
Have you Been in Love: well, I called it love, but when she called me a paedophile, I said "Thats a big word for a nine year old"
Do you want to go to College: I went already
Do you want to get Married: Not to anyone I currently know
Do you belive in yourself: I know; I dont need to believe
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only once - after about 30 continuous minutes on the Rotor-thing at Wild Waters
Do you think you are Attractive: To Whom?
Are you a Health Freak: Only slightly
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: They're OK
Do you play an Instrument: Two
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: You mean since last night?
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah - I took a few colchicine - you should try it.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, & never will! What is it with all theses gross american foods? ChocKrust, yes!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only to dive off.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, it's winter - dork!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: You mean since last night?
Ever been called a Tease: Only by my highscule physics teacher
Ever been Beaten up: No, I do the Beating Up
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: I'd rather avoid it. Being marooned on a distant planet would be Ok.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll think about it when it happens
What country would you most like to Visit: Denmark, Holland, Norway
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Doesn't matter
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Let's say under 2m!
Weight: Let's say under 90kg
Best Clothing Style: nothing formal or business like
Number of Drugs I have taken: Told you, colchicine!
Number of CDs I own: No idea.. several hunderd. Even more LPs than that.
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: 2, need more
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Filling out this form

I'd like to meet:

People on my friend list. So if you're on it, lets make a plan! If you are not yet on it, you can see by looking at it the kinds of people I like: if that matches you, message me! If you believe in the power of magic,
Its all a fantasy
So if you need to believe in someone,
Just pretend its me.

Music:

Metal, incl. Blak & Deth metal. Bands: Sacrifist, Dimmu Borgir, Amorphis, Hypocrisy, old Crematory, The Summoning, Burzum, Slayer, Pantera, Sepultura, Leonard Cohen, Freedoms Children, Pink Floyd (up to 1983), Laurie Anderson.
Sometimes if I'm feeling weird: Vera Lynn, Helen Shapiro, Jelly-Roll Morton, Fred Karno.

Movies:

Almost Famous; Dazed & Confused; Metal Skin.

Television:

Yes (Prime) Minister; As Time Goes By; Mission Hill

My Blog

Episode IV: A NEW TOY

I just found this in the classifieds, so I bought it:Now I have two of them! (I don't do dipods, mpeg or any other twangy 'teenage' playback formats.)...
Posted by Dave on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:17:00 PST

Rate My Corspe Paint

I'm not on there; I don't do make-up. But there are some assfuk pics on there: www.ratemycorpsepaint.com...
Posted by Dave on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 08:54:00 PST

Killing bad CSS in Myspace profiles

Several myspazz layout editors generate CSS (cascading style sheet) code that just doesn't work - so profiles dont dispay completely, bits get lost offscreen, etc. To kill CSS on a particular myspace ...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 07:54:00 PST

A more raunchy, sexy myspace experience

If this myspace of mine is too tame, go here for a pornolized (sic) version: Dave's Pornolized MySpace If you follow the links on my pornolized page to your own myspace, YOURs becomes pornolized too...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 02:26:00 PST

UV EPROMS

Does anyone still use UV Eproms? (those big chips with a circular glass window in the top - often coverd by a foil label. PCs used to have their BIOS in them). If anyone knows where to go for junked m...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 28 May 2007 09:20:00 PST

Buying guitarz

Bought me a new guitar this week.  Well, it was marked down & I was beguiled - now I can be famous like all of you,  but it will have to take a back seat to my mastering of the Theremin!
Posted by Dave on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:37:00 PST

Beer atom

Currently building an accelerator with which I plan to split the beer atom. Thence show that  beer ought to be on the Periodic Table. Update: Can't get the magnetic fields uniform, the atoms just...
Posted by Dave on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 06:43:00 PST

how to never see inline ads on www pages again

To kill off adverts on web pages that you regularly visit, so you never have to wait for them to download? http://www.everythingisnt.com/hosts.html
Posted by Dave on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:45:00 PST