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Wildman

Aged 16 watching Everton at home

About Me


Myspace Layouts 20+ years as slave to the great Ford Motor Co (clock on and die) has left its scars, I am now partially sane. But now I have escaped. Let us cry havoc and let slip the Wildman.Watching Everton has now aged me to over 10,000 years old, hence the greyness.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Wildman
Birthday: Maybe
Birthplace: Walton, Liverpool
Current Location: Liverpool City Centre
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Fair to grey (old age and watching Everton)
Height: 5' 5 3/4" so i'm told
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mongrel
The Shoes You Wore Today: Steel toe cap trainers
Your Weakness: a bit personal that isn't it
Your Fears: People finding my weaknesses
Your Perfect Pizza: Hot and spicy - loads of chilli
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Yo! or regards
Thoughts First Waking Up: Not again
Your Best Physical Feature: I'm shrinking
Your Bedtime: When I get there
Your Most Missed Memory: How would I know if it's missing - dork
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tetley tea bags
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Do I fuckin' swear - of course I do you dork
Do you Shower Daily: Prefer a bath
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: At university (part-time)
Do you want to get Married: Been there and done it
Do you belive in yourself: No way
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when my brother is driving
Do you think you are Attractive: Fuck no - back end of a pig is better than my fizog
Are you a Health Freak: Nope
Do you get along with your Parents: Don't have any
Do you like Thunderstorms: Oh yeah
Do you play an Instrument: Iv'e got 3 to learn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Nope - haven't had a drop for over 3 years
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope - not since I was 6
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Fuck yes - Postman Pat cakes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Only with my cat to the vets
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: You mean the shops - yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've had a few
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the Mersey - be real
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Maybe - have you been in the cells for D&I
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: As soon and quickly as possible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Sane
What country would you most like to Visit: India
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde or fair
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5' 5" so we don't have to meet on the side of a hill
Weight: Slender
Best Clothing Style: Scruffy - like myself
Number of Drugs I have taken: Have to thing about that
Number of CDs I own: Not enough yet
Number of Piercings: Had one in my ear
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Far to many to go into here
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My Interests

The inside of my eyelids

I'd like to meet:

Spike Milligan, Karl Marx, Albert Einstein, Groucho Marx, Maura Tierney, The Real Me, My Soul mate.

Music:

Hawkwind, Pink Floyd, Mugstar, Tangerine Dream, Planxty, Four Men & and a Dog, The Orb, Sandy Denny, Enigma, Dead Can Dance, Folk, Acid Mothers Temple, Zappa, King Crimson, Afro Celt Sound System

Movies:

Blade Runner (the best film ever made), Jacobs Ladder, The Bedsitting Room (very surreal), Young Frankenstein ("I ain't go no body").

Television:

Q Milligan, Absolutely, Soap, Sledge Hammer, Brass, The Comic Strip, the X Files, Millennium, ER, Rab C Nesbit, I Lovett.

Books:

Puckoon, Book of bits or bits of a book, The Hobbit, Lord of the Rings, The Black Jacobins,

Heroes:

Me mam. Spike Milligan, Dixie Dean, Duncan Ferguson (never a dull moment when he was on the pitch), Duncan McKenzie,Psycho Pat, Dave Thomas.

My Blog

Just political satire. Next weeks episode (at last)!!!

This is next weeks episode: We left last weeks episode - now read on: "Tell me summet new, we always shoot our own troops up, after all, we can blame it on Wheelie Bin as a terrorist ac...
Posted by Wildman on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 12:30:00 PST