Darth ScrotRot the ultimate male

About Me

This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor I wandered lonely as a cloud, Average 25 year old. Likes Beer(most types, not keen on carlsberg but its cheap), blue drum the thinking mans tobacco, extreme metal, going to gigs and festivals (Death Feast Open Air and Obscene Extreme) trying to play crappy music on my guitar and bass, stupid comedy shows like Barry Welsh and Monty Python, Horror/Gore films, Weird films with no plot (withnail and I) thats pretty much it. I cant get beind these; Tracksuits, Cubase drum machine, gay cars, Meffs, running out of tobacco in the pub, the smoking ban (thats ultra stupid), Dance Music, People who only like slam death and slag everything else off, blatent rip offs of other bands, grimmer than thou types, Dawn of the dead remake, no beer tokens, fat birds who think they're fit, this new scally craze with the daft hats. And Im taller than Pete but he wont accept it. ....

My Interests

Beer, guitars, Brutal music, dodgy splatter films, knightrider, Star Wars, UFOs, Aliens, Conspiracies, tanks, Wolverine and spawn comics. Blue Drum, the thinking mans tobacco

I'd like to meet:

The Hoff, Darth Vader, Dave Tayler, Little Miss Naughty, Burt Reynolds, Spike Milligan, Yoda............

Music:

Extreme metal, death metal, grindcore, goregrindo, Black metal etc. blast beats and some old classic dodgy rock. Three top albums check them out. Dont mind widdly widdly guitar bits like Steve Vai and Joe Satriani. Dont mind a little bit of doom (orange goblin, cathedral and co) but I have to be in the right mood, mainly listen to death metal and grind but im open to different stuff.

Movies:

Star Wars, They live, smokey and the bandit, Hellraiser (1 - 3). Phantasm, Gremlins, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, They live, Usual horror and splatter stuff.

Television:

Dont really watch much TV as most of it is rubbish. Been getting into Top gear it used to be shit, but now its quite funny. Father Ted, Black books.

Books:

Anything if its good, horror type stuff, Terry Pratchett some Tom clancy is good as well, Shaun Hutson.

Heroes:

David Hassellhoff, Darth vader .. The King of the internet!! .. width="425" height="350" ......

My Blog

The church of grind.

Went to a crazy gig last night in a church of all places. Magrudergrind and Yacopsae, seen them before at Obscene Extreme but was mad watching them in a church. Not many people there, loads of pu...
Posted by Darth ScrotRot the ultimate male on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 10:28:00 PST

DEATH FEAST!!!!

Decided on the spur of the moment last sunday to go to the Death Feast open air. Looks a pretty decent lineup, seen quite a few of the bands before but they are good to watch again. Shame gutter...
Posted by Darth ScrotRot the ultimate male on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:19:00 PST

Dutch Tulips

Sitting off bored on a bank holiday Monday. Bank holidays are always dull, but I will have some excitement this coming week when I bugger off to the land of tulips and Cloggs known as Holland. Going t...
Posted by Darth ScrotRot the ultimate male on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:34:00 PST

In the words of partridge.........this country

Some people need to get in touch with their inner child and deaaaaaaaaaaaal with things and accept reality and not the faricated world of lies!!!!!!!On that bombshell putrefy on sunday!!!!Anyone see T...
Posted by Darth ScrotRot the ultimate male on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:47:00 PST

Gears!

Lesson number two, things got intense in the Kirkby bad lands today, I got up to 30mph and turned corners.
Posted by Darth ScrotRot the ultimate male on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:56:00 PST

Turbo-boost driving

Had my first driving lesson today, was mad actually driving a car. Only got up to 10 miles an hour in the showcase car park but felt like about 50. ...
Posted by Darth ScrotRot the ultimate male on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:17:00 PST

By the power of bluetooth....

I HAVE THE POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Posted by Darth ScrotRot the ultimate male on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:26:00 PST

Bored, Beard, Beaten Balls.

Thursday are dull. Im not shaving my beard off. Ive hurt my balls when I moved on my spinning chair. Freemasons control the world. 3 Months till Christmas. Gorgasm on Monday. I got a Viral Load shirt...
Posted by Darth ScrotRot the ultimate male on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 07:04:00 PST

Chinnage

Might shave the chin, something to do, time will tell
Posted by Darth ScrotRot the ultimate male on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 06:14:00 PST

Supp!! Rip off the tard! - "christ on a bike" christ on a stick

Supp tards Gays who dont drink clear assed booze say christ on a bike, supp yo gay mo fo. The tard grinder says christ on a stick, anybody else is just a gay!
Posted by Darth ScrotRot the ultimate male on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:25:00 PST