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Angry Bob For God - The Survey
Name: Angry Bob
Birthday: Good Excuse for a piss up
Birthplace: Romford a lovely place if your a chav or Inbred
Current Location: ChavInbred Land
Eye Color: Depends what contacts I'm wearing but normally Yellow with Red Fire. or Bloodshot
Hair Color: Stawberry Blonde but everyone else thinks I'm Ginger. They're all wrong and shall die by my hands
Height: 6.3
Left or Right Handed: Right Handed but can use the left when the right ones tired
Your Heritage: Viking we Rape we Pillage
The Shoes You Wore Today: German Army Boots
Your Weakness: Gingers & Red Heads
Your Fears: That Chav's will some day take over the world and make me wear a track suit
Your Perfect Pizza: Anyone as long as I can eat it off a large pair of breasts
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Breed an army of Super Gingers to take over the world, Kill all Americans and Chavs and make everyone else worship the bliss that is Angry Bob.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: c**k
Thoughts First Waking Up: 11 already
Your Best Physical Feature: It was my 6 Inch Ginger beard but sadly I have recently cut it off, and no I'm not speaking Metaphorically for something else 6 Inchs long
Your Bedtime: Ginger, Redhead, or Mr Hand
Your Most Missed Memory: Seeing my Friend Bryan being dragged down the road by a number 6 bus
Single or Group Dates: Not bothered 1, 2, or 3 women will do me
Chocolate or Vanilla: Blackcherry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Tea Chai
Do you Smoke: Only when on Fire
Do you Swear: What Me? Never F*cking G*d D*me Stupid Question
Do you Sing: At the Annoyance of others Although I have won two Karaoke Contests. Well one if you don't count the time I paid everyone to vote for me
Have you Been in Love: Yes It Burns! it Burns!
Do you want to go to College: Been there it sucked big fat Elephant D*ck
Do you want to get Married: Not Right Now
Do you belive in yourself: I am Angry Bob I am my own God I can be yours for a small percentage of your salary or sex ( LADIES ONLY PLEASE FOR THE SEX)
Do you get Motion Sickness: I like to throw up on boats and can get a bit queasy while having sex
Do you think you are Attractive: Depends How Drunk I am
Are you a Health Freak: A Freak Certainly but not a heathy one
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah they live over 100 Miles away
Do you like Thunderstorms: Is that a New Sexual activity?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Is the Pope a Nazi?
In the past month have you Smoked: Only when My friend Bryan thought I was a giant Bong and tried to light me with his Zippo while on Acid
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Had some Asprin the other day
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No there a Breeding ground for Chav's
In the past month have you eaten Sushi, : Hey have you seen the man with the magots in his brain from eating that crap,I would post a picture but it's just too sick, will send link on request
In the past months have you been on Stage: Yes sang the death metal version of Madonna Like a Prayer, I Rock
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's Febuary are you Joking?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Just the once for the last 20 years
Ever been called a Tease: No Mainly just called a Tosser
Ever been Beaten up: Yep by 5 people when I was 18 although I did get some of them on their own afterwards and returned the favor
Ever Shoplifted: No They're too Heavy
How do you want to Die: In a Vat full of Cider with pints of Black Russian Chasers 3 or 4 Naked Ginger/Redheaded Goth Women and a bucket of chicken
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Me
What country would you most like to Visit: Angry Bob Land
What you like in a Women..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5.8
Weight: Under 20 Stone
Best Clothing Style: CyberGoth
Number of Drugs I have taken: Who Knows
Number of CDs I own: Over 700
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing Blocked it all out with Alcohol
Amorphis, Aerosmith, A Perfect Circle, AC/DC, Alice in Chains, Amen, Anthrax, AufDer Maur, Clan of Xymox, CIV, Coal Chamber,The Cult Cold, Deathstars, Die Krupps,Disturbed, Dope, The Distillers, The Doors, Drowning Pool, Faith No More, Filter,Genitorturers, Godhead, Gothsicles, Green Day, G&R, Him, Hole, Horrorpops, Human Waste Project,Jack off Jill, Joy Division, KMFDM, Kidney Thieves, Killing Miranda, Korn,Kill IIThis, The Kovenant, Lucyfire, Leonard Cohen, Life of Agony, Love Like Blood, Machine Head,Marilyn Manson, Megadeath, Metallica, Ministry, My Life with the Kill Thrill Kult,The Mission, Monster Magnet, Mudvayne, Muderdolls, My Ruin, Nick Cave, NIN, Nirvana,Orgy, PJ Harvey, Pantera, Papa Roach, Paradise Lost, Pennywise, Project Pitchfork,Pist On, The Pixies, Pitchshifter, Pornorphans, Powerman 5000, Queen Adrenna, Queensof the Stoneage, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Saliva, Seether,Sisters of Mercy, Slaves on Dope, Slayer, Slipknot, Society One, Soil, Squid,Stabbing Westward, Static X, System of a Down, 69 Eyes, The Offspring, The VelvetUnderground, Theapy, Tiamat, Tool, The Transplants, Type O Negative, Vasaria, VelvetRevolver Violent Work of Art, Vast, VNV Nation, Wednesday 13, White Zombie
The Crow, Lost Boys, Donnie Darko, Bride of Chucky, Clerks II, Dogma, Interview with a Vampire, Dark City, Prince of Darkness, The Blob, The Life of Brian, Dracula, The Thing, Americian History X, The Faculty, eXistenZ, Idle Hands, Orgasmo, Resident Evil, Evil Dead Trilogy, Aliens, Queen of The Damned, The Serpent & The Rainbow.
I'd rather not but if I have to, BlackAdder, Bottom, Red Dwarf,.
Zen & The Art of Motorcycle Mechanics, Beyond Good and Evil-Nietzsche, Dark Nature-Lyall Watson, How to talk Dirty and Influence People-Lenny Bruce, Kissing the Dark-M P Henderman, Cool Gardens-Serj Tankian, Life Tide-Lyall Watson, No One gets out of here alive, Marilyn Manson Long hard road out of hell, The How to Book of Hypnotism, The Biology of Death Lyal Watson, In search of the Edge of Time John Gribbon.
None the one thing Heroes have in common are stupidity and being dead and I Worship neither.
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Gorgeous Undertaker.
Where You Lived: Alaska.
How You Died:While committing an act of necrophilia you were shot by a disgusted relative of the deceased.
Who Were You In a Past Life?
Your Kisses Are Spicy and Wild
Your kisses are powerful stuff. They'll start a fire in almost anyone you kiss.
You kiss with passion, skill, and endurance. Anyone who kisses you is in for a long, intense ride.
You better watch out though. Your incredible kisses are likely to get you in trouble!
How Hot Are Your Kisses?
Your Theme Song is Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf
"I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under"
A total independent spirit, you can't be held down or fenced in.
You crave the feeling of wind on your face... and totally freedom.
What's Your Theme Song?
You Are A Vampire
You have a real thirst for bliss, and you consider yourself a true hedonist.
And you're not afraid to walk alone in life, if it means getting what you truly crave.
You truly enjoy entrancing people. Not to mention the ensuing pleasures of the flesh.
Your tastes have been called decadent and bizarre. You usually give in to your temptations, no matter how primal
Your greatest power: Your flawless ability to seduce and charm
Your greatest weakness: Human flesh
You play well with: Werewolves
What Kind of Monster Are You?