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lydia

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About Me

You know what I hate? I hate filling out these things because then people think you're serious. Plus you're put on the spot to say something clever but it never really comes out the way you want it to. I hate procrastinating under deadline, but I do it anyway because there are about ten million more things I'd rather be creating. I hate being so neurotic. No, I actually relish my neuroses. I wouldn't be me without them. I hate, no wait, I don't believe in umbrellas. Umbrellas are evil. I hate Ethan Hawke because he thinks he's a good author. For the love of God, stop writing! I really, really hate Ben Affleck.Hot Layouts
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My Interests

Conceptual art and conceptual artists, Fluxus, Dada, Surrealism, making video art, alcohol, all things comedy, writing, acting, theater, dancing, gambling in Vegas, stories and storytelling, Mini Cooper Ss, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, Amplitude, Karaoke Revolution, Soul Calibur III, Halo, comic books, learning, intelligence, the mid-90s San Francisco rave scene, Lindy Hop and Swing, blues dancing!, Swig on Sunday nights, S Factor, trapeze and the Circus Center, Shibari, improv, Improv Everywhere, Dr. Tattoff, Erik my hair guy (i seem to have lost him; tell him to call me; wait Coco found him in LA; Erik, call me), Chor Boogie (he's a person, not a place or thing. aerosol artist to be exact), making an ass of myself.

I'd like to meet:

People I won't hate and the Daves I know.

Music:

Bloodhound Gang, Henry Rollins, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, BT, John Lurie, Marvin Pontiac, Will Harrison, Streetwalkin' Cheetahs, Sexy Lilliputians, Tonal Chaos, Tone, Charles Mingus, John Coltraine, Thelonius Monk, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzgerald, Chemical Brothers, Prodigy, Smashing Pumpkins, The Primitives, everything 80s especially what I listened to in high school (Depeche Mode, Cure, Smiths, Joy Division, etc.), old school punk (especially DCHC), weird Japanese pop, old school hip hop like Run DMC, Beastie Boys, some new school hip hop (Kanye West, Eminem, Mos Def, Ludacris, TI, Lil Jon, Timbaland), deep house, drum and bass, trance, Portishead, Sneaker Pimps, Cibo Matto, Ken Nordine Word Jazz, Red Hot Chilli Peppers especially Flea, sea chanties.

Movies:

Italian Job (2003), Knockaround Guys, Pitch Black, xXx, Fast and Furious, American History X, Fight Club, Usual Suspects, Closer, sex, lies, and videotape, Dancing at the Blue Iguana, Lost in Translation, Pootie Tang, Office Space, Down By Law, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Wedding Singer, Punch-Drunk Love, Blades of Glory, Bowling for Columbine, In the Shadow of Motown, The Idiots, Dancer in the Dark, This Is Spinal Tap, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, Dr. Strangelove, Citizen Kane, Psycho, Hellraiser, Peter Sellars Pink Panthers, High Strung, John Hughes films, Jim Jarmusch films

Television:

Star Dates, Food 911, Tyler's Ultimate, Family Guy, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, CSI, House, Burn Notice, The Closer, My Boys, Simpsons, Dinner for Five, Fishing with John, Insomniac with Dave Attell, Chappelle's Show, Primetime Glick, Kids in the Hall, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python, Last Comic Standing, Celebrity Poker Showdown, the L Word, Sex and the City, Intervention, Film Fakers, Big Brother All Stars, Hells Kitchen, Top Chef, Flavor of Love 2, The Hills, Dog Whisperer, Strictly Dr. Drew, any sort of CourtTV type of forensic drama based on a true case, most anything on the Discovery Channels, History Channel

Books:

Maxwell Perkins: Editor of Genius, Audio Postproduction for Digital Video, Style: Ten Lessons in Clarity and Grace, Impro, Hour of the Star, Story of the Eye, My Mother Demonology, American Psycho, From Hell, Good Omens, Survivor, Diary, Haunted, And the Ass Saw the Angel, Black Coffee Blues, The Sucker's Kiss, The Sot-Weed Factor, Lolita, The Great Gatsby, Look Homeward Angel, The Moviegoer, Tabloid Love, anything by Clive Barker, Neil Gaiman and Dave McKean collaborations, Tom Stoppard plays, David Mamet plays, I just love reading.

Heroes:

Marcel DuChamp, Henry Rollins, Tom Waits, Maxwell Perkins, Dave Attell, Brian Reagan, Greg Proops, Dave Chappelle, Nick Cave, Clive Barker, Xu Bing, Tibor Kallman, Neil Gaiman, Dave McKean, Alan Moore, Frank Miller, James Morel, Eli Cohen, Hannah Senesch, Jimmy Pop, Andy Warhol, Kathy Acker, Karen Finley, Miranda July, David Bowie, Brian Transeau, Louis C.K., Steve Odekirk, John Lurie, Tony Oursler, Kembra Phfaler, Janeane Garofolo, Flea, Andy Kaufman, Yves Klein, George Bataille, Howard Hallis (aka the male version of me), Ryan McGuinnes, Andrew Hurteau, the entire BATS company (esp. Joshua Raoul Brody, Rafe Chase, Dave Dennison, Laura Derry, Zoe Galvez, Kasey Klemm, Kat Koppet, Gerri Lawlor, Craig Neibaur, David Norfleet, Tim Orr, Diane Rachel, John Remak, Regina Saisi, Barbara Scott, and Rebecca Stockley), Sheila Kelley, Frankie Manning!!!

My Blog

Grinderman

Ahhhh! Nick Cave's voice makes me melt into a giant puddle--perhaps that same puddle of beer I spilled on the floor of the Great American Music Hall on Thursday. Thank you Shannon and Mark! The Grinde...
Posted by lydia on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 11:06:00 PST

Name Dropping

I've changed my top 8. Check out the hot famous people I know. Shout out to you all! Ryan was on Live at Gotham on Comedy Central! Dave was The Great Khali's translator on RAW! Get a tattoo removed fr...
Posted by lydia on Mon, 28 May 2007 05:00:00 PST

My inner famous Pinup

You are Bettie PageGirl next door with a wild streakYou're a famous beauty - with unique lookAnd the people like you are cultish about itWhat Famous Pinup Are You?...
Posted by lydia on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:25:00 PST

My inner famous Pinup

You are Bettie PageGirl next door with a wild streakYou're a famous beauty - with unique lookAnd the people like you are cultish about itWhat Famous Pinup Are You?...
Posted by lydia on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 05:27:00 PST

S Factor SF Valentine's Party Friday February 16

Bring your boyfriends! Bring your girlfriends!S Factor San Francisco is celebrating this Valentine's with a party full of chocolatey delights, sparkling drinks, and demos throughout the eve.Friday, Fe...
Posted by lydia on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:28:00 PST

Swing Thing: Get on my dance card for my birthday

I've changed my top 8 in tribute to my swing dance proprietor friends. Many more of you I've had the pleasure to dance with.I want to mildly celebrate my birthday with you. Please come out to Tuesday ...
Posted by lydia on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 08:46:00 PST

Rockin the S in LA

Hey all!I know i've been completely out of touch, but i just wanted to let everyone know that I'm still alive.In April I auditioned for S Factor Teacher Training and I was one of two (out of 18) that ...
Posted by lydia on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

Sheila Kelly's S Factor on KTVU Mornings on 2

not only does Sheila Kelly rock my world (oops, add Dancing at the Blue Iguana to my favorite movies list), but i get to be caught doing a pole trick during her interview. i'm in the pink tank. check ...
Posted by lydia on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 12:32:00 PST

These are the Daves I know (I know)

These are the Daves I know I knowThese are the Daves I knowDave Kapoor is my closest friend from work. He has a cousin, Davey, who is the other Dave Kapoor.These are the Daves I know I knowThese are t...
Posted by lydia on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:11:00 PST

Which fucked-up genius composer are you?

Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with apenchant for freaky people and unusualsettings. You thrive on the concept of theunderdog coming out on top. Which fucked-up genius composer are you? broug...
Posted by lydia on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:23:00 PST