..........MY PLAYGROUND........
I'd like to meet:
..Sexy Lady... Might settle for convincing TV (so convincing i never found out, or anyone else for that matter
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF -
The Survey
Name:
Trevor
Birthday:
Same as Kurt Cobain
Birthplace:
Islington
Current Location:
Nam (Dag-Nam)
Eye Color:
Brown (floresent) Green (day)
Hair Color:
Salt 'n' Pep
Height:
Very high (sometimes)
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Ambidangerous
Your Heritage:
M,D,GM,GD,GGM,GGD,GGGM,GGGD... etc
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Loafer
Your Weakness:
Compliments
Your Fears:
Burglars, Arsonists, Muggers (hefty).. The usual
Your Perfect Pizza:
CKN, PIN, SW-CN
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Inch off my waist, inch on my dick
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant
messenger:
LMAO, LMFAO, LSMMFAFO (PM me for translation)
Thoughts First Waking Up:
She's a cruel mistress
Your Best Physical Feature:
Will have to phone a friend
Your Bedtime:
20min past Zopiclone 7.5mg (alchol optnal)
Your Most Missed Memory:
Mum
Pepsi or Coke:
Who cares - Diet!
McDonalds or Burger King:
It's the King!
Single or Group Dates:
Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Yuk! (Gaggin)
Chocolate or Vanilla:
Neopolitan (raised you a strawberry)
Cappuccino or Coffee:
Gimme the caffine Now! (instant coffee)
Do you Smoke:
Reek of a stale ashtray with poor erections? NO!
Do you Swear:
Hell F**k'in Yeah!
Do you Sing:
When the coast is clear
Do you Shower Daily:
Bath (occasionaly;=)
Have you Been in Love:
I like to loiter around the door
Do you want to go to College:
Nuff craming!
Do you want to get Married:
Not again!
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Only when she drives!
Do you think you are Attractive:
What do you think?
Are you a Health Freak:
Healthy without the freaky.
Do you get along with your Parents:
Will ask next time I'm in the cellar.
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Only cat 5
Do you play an Instrument:
I own one! (matter of opinion)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
Does a bear shit in the woods?
In the past month have you Smoked:
Only passively
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Where? Who? Wot? NO?
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
Are you Wired?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Only to Dog.
In the past month have you eaten a box of
Oreos:
oooohhhHHHYYEEAAHH!!!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
Su-Shit!
In the past month have you been on Stage:
More of a Soap-box!
In the past month have you been Dumped:
Never (Ever)
In the past month have you gone Skinny
Dipping:
It's way past Skinny.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Few hearts
Ever been Drunk:
Religiously
Ever been called a Tease:
Might 'ave' been
Ever been Beaten up:
Who you looking at?
Ever Shoplifted:
Buy one - nick one free!
How do you want to Die:
Quick as possible
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
(sighs) - I'd give it all up for just a little bit more
What country would you most like to Visit:
Marlboro
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Short or Long Hair:
Height:
Vicky trumps them all!
Best Clothing Style:
In-conspicously (for men)
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Who's counting?
Number of CDs I own:
80 gigs
Number of Piercings:
none
Number of Tattoos:
Few (tastefull)
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
I don..'t do regret!
What you doing now:
(Door closes)
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