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Pukey Buckets

Like my scrotum, here it is in a nutshell

About Me

BIGGLY BIGGLY BIGGLY BIGGLY BALLS! Mt Vernon is big. Im not sure if its even real. My name is Will. I do Kung Fu and i watch alot of really bad movies. i play video games like its my god damn job. my real job is working for hippies. the other day, i put up a fence. i am really, really terrible at using phones and communicating/keeping in touch with people. i really, really like the World/Inferno Friendship Society. i am lazy. i have more hair then i would prefer. im not sure but chances are that you can go fuck yourself.

My Interests

Kung Fu, video games, horror movies, movies in general, some books, Dragon Ball Z, hot sauce, music, sleeping, pizza, food, shows, fangoria magazine, serial killers, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Jim Rose, Tom Waits, The Zodiac, Willem DeFoe, Mike Patton, Aphex Twin, Franz Kafka, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Michael Parenti, Harper Lee, J.D. Salinger, Eli Roth, Lloyd Kaufman, Joel Hodgson and the rest of the MST3K crew, Plato, Socrates and Jesus, Jim Gaffigan, Sigmund Freud, Christopher Walken, and probably more that i cant think of right now.

Music:

THE FUN, David Bowie, Slayer, Wu Tang, Leftover Crack, Choking Victim, Wesley Willis, Hank III, Tom Waits, The Unseen, Ministry, Death Mold, Johnny Cash, Motorhead, Paul Simon, Hanzel Und Gretyl, The World/Inferno Friendship Society, Guignol, Ninjas Who Met God, The Mountain Goats, Goatslayer, White Zombie, Municipal Waste, Testament, GWAR, Jello Biafra with The Melvins, Report Suspicious Activity, Skarp, Blowfly, Nausea, Soulfly, Nomeansno, Faith No More, Neurosis, Mephiskapheles, American Distress, Strapping Young Lad, Lamb Of God, Slavic Soul Party!, Rob Zombie, Tub Ring, Tomahawk, (old)Death By Stereo, Immortal Technique, PIG, Social Distortion, Morning Glory, Intro5pect, The Bob Dolemites, Talib Kweli, KMFDM, Get Precious, A Global Threat, The Moldy Peaches, Murderdolls, NWA, Pigface, Dead Kennedys, Misfits, Mr. Bungle, etc.

Movies:

Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Falling Down, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, Cannibal! The Musical, Orgazmo, Team America, Troma movies, Akira, Flowers In The Attic, Uzumaki, Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead, Hostel, Requiem For A Dream, Friday The 13th Series, Jason Goes To Hell, Freddy Vs. Jason, Nightmare On Elm St Series, The Shining, The Battleship Potemkin, The Cabinet Of Dr. Caligari, Ichi The Killer, Versus, The Exorcist, Stereotypes Dont Just Dissapear Into Thin Air, Metalheads, Natural Born Killers, Dead Birds, too many to name them all

Television:

Mystery Science Theater 3000 and cartoons; everything from Tom and Jerry and the Snorks, to The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. Top cartoon of all time:

Books:

To Kill a Mockingbird, Superpatriotism

Heroes:

Metal By Numbers

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My Blog

So....

Bad Religion is fuckin sick. Yay for them. On a side note..... FUCK YOU MSNBC work will never be the same.... that is all kill whitey ...
Posted by Pukey Buckets on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 06:13:00 PST

the cheese in my chili just looked kinda like the fear and loathing logo

and i thought i should share it with everyone
Posted by Pukey Buckets on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:00:00 PST

i met phildo owen

he was really cool and he  had a gg allin moustache
Posted by Pukey Buckets on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 09:15:00 PST

im a retard

taco bell + vodka w/Dr Pepper + So Co w/lime + more taco bell = bad fucking idea
Posted by Pukey Buckets on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 04:47:00 PST