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deryk

21st Century Pirate Scoundrel and Rogue

About Me

Im definatly an individual lol... I live on my Sail Boat in scenic Parlin NJ... winter was ok but I have a nice little fire place so it was kinda cool to be able to sit there and watch the flames. Im into alot of different kinds of things... Im into online games, sailing, alternative music, chilling with friends, goin out to clubs/movies/catchin a band here and there... Was more active in the philly goth scene when I lived closer... have a lot of punk friends and have no fear of headin down to the mosh pit to have a good time lol.The dream is getting the hell out of New Jersey and sail down to warmer climates and be closer to sailing to the islands... who wants to be a corporate drone forever...not me. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

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You are the Consummate Hipster. Newbies bow to you, everyone else just stares, as you swagger down the street with "Little Green Bag" stuck in your head.
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I'd like to meet:

hmmm well Im gay, so that leaves out the girls lol but Im looking for someone young with a sense of adventure that wants more out of life then just go to work for the next 50 years and retire and plan to die lol. I want someone to share the adventure with to boldly go where no man has gone before... Intelligence and a sense of humour is mandatory lol... pretty and dumb is maybe ok for a 1 night stand but I want someone to curl up with and contemplate the universe with... someone to challenge my ideas and force me to grow...and someone who wants to be challenged and wants to grow from the experience...One of my friends teased me my banner should have been maker of ugly ducklings into swans... I seek out the beauty that lays deep within your heart.

Music:

music hmmmmm I listen to a pretty odd variety of stuff from gothic to punk to old rock to jazz to new age... Im not as into music as most...its something I enjoy havin in the background...except for steppin onto the dance floor...then its got to have a hard deep techno beat.
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Movies:

Return of the Jedi is probably one of my favorite flicks... to me its a sitting at the edge of your seat's excitement... but there is so many great movies out there... Office Space, Sweet Home Alabama, Kill Bill 1 &2, I have the LOTR set, and all of the Harry Potter movies, Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal is an all time great suspense movies. Then there is the odd cultish stuff like Clerks, Dogma, Chasing Amy that will always be a thumbs up for me... and anything by troma is good to watch
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

Television:

bleh... who watches tv?
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My Blog

Sexual IQ

You have a sexual IQ of 157http://img.quizuniverse.com/brain.jpg"> />When it comes to sex, you are a super genius.  You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about...
Posted by deryk on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 04:11:00 PST

Farts

What is a fart and why does it smell? Ever pull someone's finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt?Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney?This strange nois...
Posted by deryk on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 10:42:00 PST

why I love my job

this was my very first call of the day. Jasmine is in dire need of training, when I first called the lab jasmine answered the phone, not identifying herself... I asked to speak with jasmine and that I...
Posted by deryk on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:28:00 PST

I LOVE Sex... duh lol

Gemini - I'm a whore?Cancer - i'm a pimpLeo - I fuck like no other!Virgo- I LOVE SexLibra - i fuck better than you.Scorpio - i'm sexy as hellSagittarius - i'm the best at sex!!!!!!!Taurus -i'm great i...
Posted by deryk on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:53:00 PST

Friends

Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship: 1. When ...
Posted by deryk on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:32:00 PST

mmm chinese food...

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Posted by deryk on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:43:00 PST

Gambling Blonde

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craptable.A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabamaarrived ....and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on asingle roll of the dice.She said, "I ho...
Posted by deryk on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:14:00 PST

NJ Facts

Facts about NJ If you've ever lived in Jersey...you'll appreciate this!!! New Jersey is a peninsula. Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation along the entire eastern seaboard, from Maine...
Posted by deryk on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:12:00 PST

Taxes

TAXESAccounts Receivable TaxBuilding Permit TaxCapital Gains TaxCDL license TaxCigarette Tax (Dam excise tax currently $25.00 per carton goin up to $31.00 thank you mr fuckin govener)Corporate Income ...
Posted by deryk on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 12:14:00 PST

MY BABE

: Say your lovers name seven timesNow close your eyes and make a wish about them.Decide what's more important, love, or 10 million dollars.Now make one last wish, the love, or the money.Repost this in...
Posted by deryk on Fri, 26 May 2006 03:13:00 PST