Troy

I moved to Las Vegas the end of June '04. I was stationed over seas with the Army as a Blackhawk flight engineer in a VIP unit from 90-96, returned to the States and was in the film/television industry for a couple of years then started selling real estate. I also practised as a Hypnotherapist for a few years. After I arrived in Las Vegas I worked as a chauffer driving a Super-stretch limo and the occasional Towncar. My favorite passenger was Delilah Strong. I had the chance to drive her and her mom to their hotel. She was so nice. What a treat to meet her as well.
I established Team Swezey Inc so I can set up and run a Virtual Agent Customer Care Service Center.
I am also running an eBay business where we mostly have gambling items, books and the random fun stuff.
But the biggest thing in my life right now is that I am working toward my commercial helicopter pilot's license.
I have done the ones in bold. 01. Bought everyone in the pub a drink 02. Swam with wild dolphins 03. Climbed a mountain 04. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive 05. Been inside a PyramidThe Great Pyramid in Giza 06. Held a tarantula 07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone 08. Said 'I love you' and meant it 09. Hugged a tree 10. Done a striptease 11. Bungee jumped 12. Visited Paris Several times. I love it there.13. Watched a lightning storm at sea 14. Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise 15. Seen the Northern Lights 16. Gone to a huge sports game1984 Summer Olympics- Track 17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa 18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables 19. Touched an iceberg Climbed it actually20. Slept under the stars 21. Changed a baby's diaperYeah, not fun. 22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon 23. Watched a meteor shower 24. Gotten drunk on champagne 25. Given more than you can afford to charity 26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope 27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment 28. Had a food fight 29. Bet on a winning horse 30. Called in sick when you were not ill 31. Asked out a stranger 32. Had a snowball fight 33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier 34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can 35. Held a lamb 36. Enacted a favorite fantasy 37. Taken a midnight skinny dip 38. Taken an ice cold bath 39. Had a meaningful conversation with a street person 40. Seen a total eclipse 41. Ridden a roller coaster 42. Hit a home run 43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days 44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking 45. Adopted an accent for an entire day 46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors 47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a momentOnce I was eating pizza while lying on the bed with two naked Playmates. Life was good that day. 48. Had two hard drives for your computer First time I did it I had 1G crammed into my 486. Now I have two drives for 120G 49. Visited all 50 states/every county 50. Loved your job (I was making pornos. Please!) 51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced 52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied. 53. Had amazing friends I have friends now I would do anything for. 54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country Have spent way to much time in France. Plus I lived in Cyprus for three years. Was like spring break all the time there. 55. Watched wild whales 56. Stolen a sign …and mailed them to the States from Germany. 57. Backpacked in Europe 58. Taken a road-trip 59. Rock climbed 60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice 61. Midnight walk on the beach 63. Visited Ireland 64. Been heartbroken longer than you were actually in love 65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them Sort of the custom in most European countries 66. Visited Japan 67. Benchpressed your own weight Over twice my weight actually 68. Milked a cow 69. Alphabetized your recordsWho doesn’t? 70. Pretended to be a superhero 71. Sung karaoke 72. Lounged around in bed all day 73. Posed nude in front of strangers 74. Scuba diving 75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye 76. Kissed in the rain 77. Played in the mud 78. Played in the rain 79. Gone to a drive-in theater 80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it See posing nude from above. 81. Visited the Great Wall of China 82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog 83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better 84. Started a business 85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken 86. Toured ancient sitesGreece, Isreal and Egypt 87. Taken a martial arts class 88. Got in a fight for the honor of a woman 89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight 90. Gone fishing, and didn't care if you had any bait on the line. 91. Been in a movie 92. Crashed a party 93. Loved someone you shouldn't have. 96. Shack up for a whole weekend. 97. Gone without food for 5 days 98. Made cookies from scratch 99. Won first prize in a costume contest 100. Ridden a gondola in Venice 101. Gotten a tattooThree times so far. 102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on 103. Rafted the Snake River 104. Been on television news programs as an "expert" 105. Got flowers for no reason 106. Masturbated in a public place 107. Got so drunk you don't remember anythingOne time at the Double Down… 108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug 109. Performed on stage 110. Been to Las VegasWell, I live here so… 111. Recorded musicElvira by the Oak Ridge Boys 112. Eaten shark 113. Had a one-night stand 114. Performed a stand-up comedy routine or sketch 115. Seen Siouxsie liveIn Germany a few nights before they announced they were splitting up. 116. Bought a houseTwice. 117. Been in a combat zone 118. Buried one/both of your parents 119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off’Cause the chicks dig it. 120. Been on a cruise shipHawaii 121. Spoken more than one language fluently 122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someoneA few times. 123. Bounced a check 124. Performed in Rocky Horror 125. Read - and understood - your credit report 126. Raised children 127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy 128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour 129. Created and named your own constellation of stars 130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country 131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did 132. Called or written your Congress person/Member of Parliament 133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start overAnd so I am here in The Vegas. 134. ...more than once? 135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge/Q E II Bridge 136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking 137. Had an abortion or your female partner did 138. Had plastic surgery 139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived1986 bicycle vs. car 140. Wrote articles for a large publicationBicycling, L.A. Times, Burbank Leader, Stars and Stripes 141. Lost over 100 pounds 142. Held someone while they were having a flashback 143. Piloted an airplane 144. Petted a stingray 145. Broken someone's heart 146. Helped an animal give birth 147. Been fired or laid off from a job 148. Won money on a T.V. game show 149. Broken a boneRib, back, nose and cracked my skull 150. Killed a human being 151. Gone on an African photo safari 152. Ridden a motorcycle 153. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph 154. Had anything besides your ears pierced 155. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistolAnd you can add sub-machine gun, rocket propelled grenade and rocket to the list. 156. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild 157. Ridden a horse 158. Had major surgery 159. Had sex on a plane 160. Had a snake as a pet 161. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon 162. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing 163. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours 164. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states 165. Visited all 7 continents 166. Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days 167. Eaten kangaroo meat 168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground 169. Been a sperm or egg donor 170. Eaten sushi 171. Had your picture in the newspaper 172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime 173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about 174. Gotten someone fired for their actions 175. Gone back to school 176. Parasailed 177. Changed your nameUsed to go by Bill for several years. 178. Petted a cockroach 179. Eaten fried green tomatoes 180. Read The Odyssey 181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read 182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them 183. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you 184. Taught yourself an art from scratch 185. Killed and prepared an animal for eatingDove, quail, fish, rabbit. Not bad for a city boy. 186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt 187. Skipped all your school reunionsMy 20 year is coming up next year and I will miss that one too. 188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language 189. Been elected to public office 190. Written your own computer language 191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream 192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care 193. Built your own PC from parts 194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you 195. Had a booth at a street fair 196: Dyed your hair 197. Been a DJ 198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal 199. Written your own role playing game 200. Been arrested 201. Shot someone 202. Sang a solo in public, while sober 203. Kissed a hummingbird 204. Given birth 205. Eaten some tree-bark 206. Baked your own bread, without a machine 207. Braided the bread 208. Foraged and eaten wild food, and/or used wild herbs as medicine 209. Climbed a waterfall 210. Walked in total darkness 211. Went snorkling in the Great Barrier Reef 212. Been mistaken as someone of the opposite sex, and they never realized it 213. Had a supernatural experienceA ghost flushed the toilet in my hotel room three different times. 214. Performed at a poetry reading 215. Been to a fetish party 216. Been strip searched 217. Gone to a strip club 218. Gotten hate mail from something of yours that had been published 219. Met someone in person who you first knew on-lineMost of the people I know from MiLV 220. Cross-dressed 221. Told off your boss and quit your job. 222. Held a Hummingbird. 223. Had a poem published. 224. Been in love with more than one person at one time. 225. Listened to criticism with an open mind and let it improve you. 226. Had unprotected sex and then fretted for the next three weeks about its possible consequences. 227. Truly fallen into a drooling, jerking, snoring sleep in public. 228. Told your mother about your sex life Just recently actually. Kinda weird. 229. Worked for a government agencyWas in the Army for 8 years. 230. Been a member of 4-H. 231. Had you parents kick you out of the house. 232. Dated a guy that wore more make-up than you did. 233. Been booed offstage. 234. Trainhopped. 235. Met a celebrity hero only to be sorely disappointed by their rudeness. George Lazinby 236. Dated a celebrity. (Goldie Hawn tried to set me up with her daughter though.)237. Studied Wicca. 238. Cried like a baby in the dentist chair. 239. Wrote a published book. ”Real Estate Secrets Exposed” 240. Wrote a screenplay. 241. Googled exes. 242. Flirted with underage kids at all-ages shows. 243. Go-go danced on stage with a band. 244. Dated a musician who then left you for a skanky groupie or another musician. 245. Attended an event that recreated an era so perfectly that you actually felt like you travelled in time 246. Watched all the episodes of an old TV show in one sitting 247. Ballroom danced for three hours with almost no breaks 248. Looked at a city from the 92nd floor of a building 249. picked up a dead rat off the street and chucked it at someone 250. put up flyers that advertised nothing 251. been inside a crack house 252. thrown up on a crowded street in broad daylight 253. been in charge of 60 kids at one time, for more than three hours 254. been to an easter parade while wearing an outlandish hat 255. been in a chinese graveyard 256. made a sculpture shown in a public place 257. Admitted you were wrong about something. 258. Thought that Beck was your friend, and said hello to him in a public place, even though he is not your friend and is a celebrity 259. Seen someone die in a Shoney's. 260. Hit someone in the mouth with a golf club. 261. Given a Hitchker a ride. 262. Been to an AA meeting. 263. Had a fanclub. 264. Given a speech to a group of over 100 peopleTo the Department of Defence. 265. Been offered crack by a street person 266. Had a random stranger grab your assAgain…Cyprus. 267. Been betrayed by a former friend 268. Banged a prostitute. 269. Been on a rope swing. 270. Kept something important someone told you in confidence a secret. 271. Meditated so deeply you lost attachment to all of your desires--if even for a little. 272. Been on the actual astroturf of The Meadowlands. 273. Auditioned to be a bassist in a death metal band. 274. Been cow tipping 275. Been to Niagra Falls. 276. Been proposed to by a Nepalese woman in a parking garage in Tysons's Corner 277. Given up smoking 278. Gone on a bender 279. Been in a play 280. Made a 'zine 281. Had Chicken PoxTwice. 282. Been a vegetarian282. Met a President Clinton and her wife. 282. Met a Prince/Princess Princess Madeleine, the Princess of Sweden
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