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Chris

I want POPEYES... do do do dododo do do... I wan't POPEYES!

About Me

Yo! The names Chris and I'm an artist studying the fine art of painting here in Philly where I was born and raised. Figurative and religious paintings get me all moist and tingly down there, and the Renaissance period makes me giggle and blush like an Asian hooker. Also, I studied piano from when I was a kid. Now, I just play retarded, fat-girl, pop songs that sound obnoxious when I'm sloppy-drunk! I can also do a really disgusting "tranny" voice with a thick Latin accent, which almost landed me a job as a phone sex operator. I'm pretty much just a silly bastard most of the time, except for when Extreme Makeover (Home Addition) is on, that always makes me lumpy in the throat. I've got a filthy mouth, I'm petrified of pigeons and I hate smelly people who don't wash their ass!





My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Your MOM ... or maybe your DAD ...

______________________________________________________ ART GALLERYPaul Gassenheimer. . . . .Vincent Van Gogh. . . . .Caravaggio. . . . .John Singer Sargent. . . . .Dogs Playing Poker. . . . .Edouard Manet. . . . .Paul Cadmus. . . . .Frida Kahlo. . . . .Chuck Close. . . . .Tamara Lempicka. . . . .Marcel Duchamp. . . . .Simmie Knox. . . . .Andy Warhol. . . . .Salvador Dali. . . . .Thomas Eakins. . . . .Artemisia Gentileschi. . . . .Nelson Shanks

Music:

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Television:

DEAD FAMOUSGHOST HUNTERS

Heroes:

My Blog

Yo soy La Pequeña...

...Prohibida! ...Shania Twain! ....Amy Winehouse ...Amy Winehouse part 2 ...Hillary Clinton ...Hillary Clinton ...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 24 May 2008 11:18:00 PST

Dog MURDERER... Please sign petition...

Click the link below to sign the petition to stop this asshole from killing innocent dogs: http://www. msplinks. com/MDFodHRwOi8vd3d3LnBldGl0aW9ub25saW5lLmNvbS9lYTZnay9wZXRp dGlvbi5odG1s http://www. m...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 05:09:00 PST