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Beretorn

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I Am No Saint, Yet Closer to One Than Most... Especially those that Claim to be Pure and Right :)... Basically I am a bit on the shy side, I can chat Your ear off though :)... Or I might not really say a word for the most part, all depends ;)... I am pretty Nice, I would say I am Nicer than anyone I know... That don't mean I don't ever get mad or yell or anything... Just with my actions I don't lash out to the harm of others ;)... I don't really like filling these things out... I am more a person you have to meet to get an idea about understanding :)... Those that meet me tend to not forget me :), and have a way of spotting me :)... Basically if you really care to know something, feel free to ask me :)...

My Interests

Crystals, Chess, Reading, Writing, Working Out, Beagles, Animal Rights, Civil Rights, Blashyrkh, Recording Audio/Video, Communication, Listening to Music, Frazetta, Bakshi, Sports, History, Accumulation of Clutter, mild comedy, Animation, Maybe Even an Interest In You, depending on who is reading this if anyone :)...

I'd like to meet:

I am very much on the shy side, I have a phobia of having my picture taken... I think that is kind of funny since I take many pictures :)... I am not sure there is an exact mold of a person I would like to meet... STill it would be nice to meet someone who is nice, funny, and don't smoke cigs :)... Someone that likes to work out, just not totally obsessed with it where it controls their entire life :)... I don't really associate with people that hate animals though... Or those that are cruel for no other reason then to see others suffer :)...

Music:

BACH:Toccata In D Minor(Organ Solo Preston)(Conductor Previn), Celtic Frost(old), Hellhammer, Mayhem(old), AC/DC, Iron Maiden(old), Slayer(old), Kreator(old), Emperor, Immortal, Marduk, Death, Ophthalamia, Necromantia, Arckanum, Judas Priest(old), Abruptum, Morbid Angel(old), Deicide, Vondur, The Doors, Jimi Hendrix, Black Sabbath(Ozzy), Mercyful Fate/King Diamond, Venom(Cronos), Enslaved, Led Zeppelin, White Zombie, Dissection, and Throne of Ahaz etc...

Movies:

WaterShip Down(animated), Heavy Metal(animated), Wizards(animated), Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things, Deathrace 2000, Rollerball(original not crappy remake), Terminator, Godzilla vs. Destoroyah, Conan The Barbarian, Sword and The Sorcerer, Army of Darkness, Krull, Charlotte's Web, Fire & Ice(Animated Bakshi), The Lord of The Rings(Animated Bakshi), Excalibur (John Boorman's), Sling Blade & The Hustler :)...

Television:

The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Columbo, Ex-Treme Dating, Blind Date, King Of The Hill, C-Span, The 5th Wheel, Speed Racer, Married With Children, The Critic, Dilbert, Robot Chicken, The Surreal Life, DragonBall Z, South Park, Gojiro Flicks, M*A*S*H, The People's Court, MAD TV, Animal Court, ECW, The Gong Show, Voltron, Thundercats, American Chopper, Tough Enough, Made, Undergrads, Herculoids, Moral Orel, Elimidate, & The Boondocks...

Books:

I like several different kinds of books depending on my mood... Mostly I like to write to be honest with you... DUNE series has to be up there for my favorite books... I find it really ties to Iraq and other things better than I thought... 1984 is another good book, animal farm by same author is not bad either... Politics of Experience by R.D. Laing is also very interesting read I think... I also enjoy books on crystals, vitamins and even the Life is Hell stuff :)... The Butter Battle Book is a must own/read for many reasons :)...

Heroes:

If you count comic books it would be the original Ghost Rider :)... I don't really have a Hero though... I like Han Solo and other characters from stories and movies... Conan was a champion of the weak so he would fall in there at some point :)... Zandor from the Herculoids was a person whose views I respected... To me a Hero is someone that would never consider themself one...

My Blog

P.M.S. (Perpetual Mental Suffering)

  Life is futile, why even try to make an effort, unless the goal is to fail. Running to Death on the dreadmill, despair from those who don't care.  The more I try not to care, the stronger ...
Posted by Beretorn on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:14:00 PST

Alternate Pain Relief Methods...

  I'll have to say I'm pretty skeptical person to say the very least...  Don't really believe in anything if that is possible...  I had hurt my wrist recently or least it started to hur...
Posted by Beretorn on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 11:46:00 PST

Dog and Cat Food Recall... Q & A...

What pet food has been recalled?   Forty-two brands of cat food and 53 brands of dog food manufactured by Menu Foods.  For a list of the recalled products, visit www.menufoods.com/recall Wh...
Posted by Beretorn on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:23:00 PST

Beretorn's Jesus Camp The Movie Transcript...

Jesus Camp Transcript Version by Beretorn The Forlorn...Starts out with radio clips and shots of traffic in what seems to be a typical small town...  Notice a Burger King sign, God Bless America,...
Posted by Beretorn on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:21:00 PST

Fatness USA...

Fatness USA :)...        Now I'm sure this title many will laugh and wonder what it means... It is pretty simple to explain and I'll try my best for the humanoids out the...
Posted by Beretorn on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:32:00 PST

My Favorite Albums...(Still Constructing...)

AC/DC--->High Voltage, Powerage, Let There Be Rock, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, If You Want Blood You Got It, Highway To Hell, Volts, Back In Black, For Those About To Rock...We Salute You, Blow Up Y...
Posted by Beretorn on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 02:28:00 PST

Music Genre Descriptions...

  Anyways figured would post some description of types of musical genres... Basically types of music and how people seem to label them...  I will be making a list of certain key bands and ot...
Posted by Beretorn on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 04:10:00 PST

Pandering or Progress??

  When I was a kid growing up... We had Secret "Strong enough for a man, but made for a Woman"...  Now we get this BS new line from them that says "Strong Enough for a Woman" basically... Ev...
Posted by Beretorn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Cold Ones I Envy...

So cold their stare... Such a horrible glare... Filling me with such Despair... Yet I envy them so much... To not have a care for another... Devoid of Compassion and lacking love... Never a ...
Posted by Beretorn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Emotions a Bane To Existence...(What Must I Do)

Why must Emotions exist that can be so painful... Hate and Anger are devoid of such sorrow... Alone, Lonely, Such a Hollow Void that Nothing fills... Trapped Endless Pain, Nothing Ever To Be The Sa...
Posted by Beretorn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST