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Alyssa

the whole world celebrates my bday ~ 12/31!

About Me

Pink is my favorite color. I do my nails myself...usually pink, but am never afraid to break a nail. I love muscle cars and music. I'm addicted to bags, shoes and lipgloss.

i'm a Graphic Designer and lovin it. By Graphic Designer I mean I actually design things (for those of you who don't understand ;p) Send an email this way if you'd like logos, flyers, stickers, etc done (and no, i do not print them, if I did, I'd say I was a printer then wouldn't I??!!??!! :D)

I never ask much of anyone.....i do shit myself to get shit done. I fuckin hate games~~sorry, but i've tried and I suck so I gave up....no time for them anymore. Fuck being a bitch....I can be a real asshole. ;p

My Interests

art/photography, tattoos, piercings, boozing, bars, local shows :D, beachin it up, partying, makeouts, having my girls touch my ass/feel my ass crack (ahem Larissa), showing Tom my titties while i'm a drunken mess, randomness: anything to keep busy and be entertained...i hate being bored

I'd like to meet:

people who aren't fake, phony, two faced..you get the idea. Peeps who don't play games...(i think we're mature enough now) and who won't waste my time. Peeps who are coffee whores like myself...i live on this shit like its water. People who aren't dry/boring, unintelligent (gots no patience for them). Peeps who don't get offended by my extreme "potty mouth" and raunchiness..haha.

Now that's not too much to ask now is it!

"You suck! Watch me fall while I go down I'm taking all you bastards to the ground with me then I'll frown On your fucking whole life The systematic hype still means a bit much to me""Pretty soon it's gonna come back and be your turn. Pretty soon you're gonna be the one that burns." ~~Flaw

Start sending me messages bitches before adding me as a friend. I'm also getting tired of being a band whore and pimping you guys :) If your shows are in Minnesota, Wyoming, North fucking Dakota, Hawaii etc, etc please don't post them on my comments, unless you plan on funding my ass to come out to you. You don't see me spamming your shit, don't spam mine ;p

The creator of these ads hahah

Music:

Alice in Chains, Guns n Roses, Flaw, White Zombie, 40 Below Summer, The Mars Volta, Disturbed, Mudvayne, Van Halen (David Lee Roth only thank you very much), Korn, Rage Against the Machine, Mushroomhead, Avenged Sevenfold, Zeppelin, Hendrix, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Static X, Slipknot, Killswitch Engage, Neck, Counting Crows, Dashboard, Lenny Kravitz, Year of Confession, The Dahmer Project (Dougsquad represent!!!), Al Green, old school MJ (thanks Laura ;p), Poison the Well, Rise Against...i'm all over the board with my taste

Movies:

The Wanderers, 100 Girls, Jeepers Creepers, Cabin Fever, Idle Hands, Final Destination 1 & 2, Wedding Planner, Gone in 60 Seconds (new one), Bullitt (not really a fave but the car chase scene was pretty hot), Old School, American Pie's, Pootietang, The Doom Generation (1 of the most random & fucked up movies i've seen yet haha) and who can forget PORN!!!!

Books:

anything by Kathryn Harvey...trashy/raunchy romance...Girls' Poker Night by Jill A. Davis, Apocalipstick by Sue Margolis...i can't even keep up with this...i'm such a dork that i read a book every 1-2 weeks now ;p

My Blog

27th bday shindig!!

3rd year now! Sure to be a blast (when doesn't something go wrong for my shindigs? lol) Come on down and boogy with me.....
Posted by Alyssa on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:23:00 PST

26th Bday Thang!!!

come on down and celebrate!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Alyssa on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 06:16:00 PST

Alyssa's 25th birthday bash

so i never post blogs but i need some help here. i want a bday bash....my ass is gonna be 25. my bday is on New year's Eve....i know that's not gonna happen so i figured i'd throw something on 12/30. ...
Posted by Alyssa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST