well I'm a fat lazy little fuck who likes to make lots of noise when my roomie Terry is trying to sleep.
That's the short version!
Here's the longer version!
My name is BASTARD.
I Was born in the late summer of 2002 but had to put a higher date to actually be on myspace..
I live with my bestest pal in the whole wide world Terry Rice who I guess you could say is actually my dad since he raised me and saved me from poverty. As far as a mom I'd say that would have to be Ashley Shepard she rocks but Mom and Dad split up not too long after I had came along but I remember her.. she still comes and visits on the rare ocasion. They both still talk online some though, which is really nice.
Fuck I'm starting to sound like a decent fella' I'd better fuck this biznitch up a bit here!
I've had a Step mom for a bit but she turned out to be a fuckign whore and a slut so she left us.. Fucking Cunt!
And I used to date this little slut named Sally who gave birth to five beautiful children for me and then the whore ran off so now I'm single. AND to top it off Terry got me neutered so now I cant' even make any more rugrats.. oh well hell not like there was a lot of action in this place anyway. BUT as far as the kids they all left home one at a time in fact one of them committed suicide in the tree next to the house.. but I've had time so it's cool... but I guess anything else you want to know just hit me up bitches!
Peace Out!
