The Gregacious Mr.Greg

Friendship is like peeing your pants:
Everyone can see it, but only you
can feel the true warmth.
~ Some friendship e-mail I got ~
Hey all...it's me...Greg. How very excited you must be, I'm sure. So, here's the skinny. I'm a web designer/developer by day, and an intellectual artsy-type at night. Livin' in Queens, workin' in NYC, and lovin' life! I've got a nice place, great friends, an amazing girl and a cute cat!
I grew up on Long Island, but now I'm a city boy! If yer in NYC, keep an eye out for me in the good restaurants, pool halls, Times Square, and the karaoke bars! I'm just enjoying being a part of the greatest city in the world!
I use myspace as my repository for funny links and movies, so come back once in a while when yer bored(like at work) and see what's new. If you've stumbled upon it, and you've got taste in humor (or have anything interesting to say), drop me a line and we'll chat.
Video Of The Moment:
Lego Monty Python

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Fun Stuff Links:
NEW! American Dad ~vs~ Family Guy KUNG FU!!! - A bit heavy on the processor, but a genuinely sweet game!
Jesus or Homeless? - Fun Game...I'd go to hell if I believed in it, but I'm a Jewboy so I'm safe!
Peek Video - Thousands of FULL episodes of your favorite shows!!!
Chick Tracts - Click on any one for sheer comedic GOLD! What's that? Oh...these are supposed to be serious? GOLD I TELL YOU!
I don't know why Samuel L. Jackson Did This ...but I'm glad he did!
Overheard in NY - People submitting the random stuff they hear in this great city!
Awesome eBay auction - Selling his wife's box b/c his cock won't fit!
Ask A Ninja - A VERY funny web series!
Super Bowl Ads 2006 - The best & worst ads from this year's superbowl!
Random Jack Bauer Facts - For my fellow 24 fans!
Bunny Suicides - A cute(yet twisted) little set of comics.
Rick Moranis - His new COUNTRY Album!!!???
Custer's Revenge - The first banned videogame...from the Atari 2600!
WTF Links:
NEW! Ultraman Rap - Japanese rap to the beat of Scatman!
Fun Video Links:
I find a LOT of random kool videos on the net...here's the ones I've weeded out as just too damn cool to miss.
NEW! The Girl's Shadow - A very impressive act.
Pac Man - The Movie - Great parody!
Kool bubble tricks! - I never thought smoking could be so kool!
Tired of all those different web browsers? - Ah Weeee!
Titanic 2 - Jack's Back!!!
What if Microsoft designed the iPod package? - Disturbingly accurate!
The Real Life Simpsons - Live action Simpsons opening.
Richard Simmons On Whose Line Is It Anyway!!! - Best Video EVER!!!
Matrix Ping Pong - Just plain kool talent show type thing.
German Kid Spazzing Out Over An .. RPG - Shiza
OMG...WTF... - "C'Mon Charlie...we're going to candy mountain!"
Captain Jean Luke Picard - Of the U.S.S. En-ter-prise!
The longer I watch,
the funnier it gets!
For Harry Potter fans...
...or fans of boobs!
"Mr.T - Mother"
The one that started it all!
"This Ad is Big"
An amazing beer commercial.
A simply amazing
Family Guy sequence.
This guy had WAY too
much time on his hands
"Weapon of Choice"
Christopher Walken at his best!
So THAT'S who's on
the other end.
Currently Into:
Television:
Heroes [Mon. 9pm NBC] is the most amazing new show on TV! If you haven't seen it yet, go to that link now & catch up...they're still in season 1!
24: Season 6 [Mon. 9pm NBC] is awesome as always, but is pretty formulaic and unfortunately conflicts with Heroes(above). I therefor watch this when it's on, and catch the aformentioned online.
My Name Is Earl [Thu. 9pm NBC] is back for a second season, and rocks as always. Seriously, this has gotta be the BEST sitcom ever.
South Park: Season 10 [Wed. 10:30pm Comedy Central] is always "a hoot n' a holla'"!
Family Guy is kinda 'eh' this season, but it'll still get ya trashed if yer playing the FG drinking game!. Lost: Season 5 [Wed. 9pm NBC] Ok, controversial as the new season is, I'm still an addict.
I'm not a slave to tv...I just got TiVo helpin' me not to miss my favorite shows(see shows on the left).
Video Games:
I'm not a huge videogamer anymore, but I've recently realized how many GREAT games I've been missing. I will thusly devote just a couple hours each week to catching up.
OH YEAH BITCHES, GREG GOT A WII!!!
And what's better than getting a Wii? How about getting it for free b/c you made a Flash portfolio for a friend applying for a job!? Aww yeah. And she GOT the job too, so from what I hear, there's a BONUS coming!!!
Now Playing:
Prince of Persia: Two Thrones
The third & last in the Gamecube trilogy.
Zelda: Twilight Princess is not only out, but finally in my posession!!! So far the game rules, but I've really only just started and unfortunately don't have much time to play.
Also got Rayman, Red Steel, and Wii Sports to give my Wiiing some variety!
Recently Beat: Prince of Persia: Warrior Within .
Also Worth A Mention: Guitar Hero is and awesome party game, though I'm learning the real thing now!
In The Near Future:
• Codename: GD Master System:
Come Spring, Doug & I will be working on an arcade machine which will be a full-scale cabinet containing emulations of every game worth having(and some that aren't). Systems will include everything from Atari to Neo Geo & More!!!
• Futurama has been UNCANCELLED! There'll be new episodes in 2007(yeah, probably the END of 2007).
MySpace Extras:
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen
What JTHM character are you? :: by Quizilla
You're Devi! Bad people happen to you more
than is normal. You must live a cursed life.
The Amazing Yoda Sex Line Generator
"Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."
Which Superhero Are You?
You are Superman
You are mild-mannered, good, strong
and you love to help others.
Superman 80% Spider-Man 65% Iron Man 60% The Flash 55% Green Lantern 55% Robin 54% Supergirl 52% Batman 45% Hulk 45% Wonder Woman 37% Catwoman 30%