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Pow! Blam! Slap!

You look pretty good for a crack whore

About Me

I like to draw with markers. I like to smooch on Anthony. I like my buddies. I like to cut my own hair. I like Myth Busters. I like getting cavities filled. I like zombies. I like some more stuff, too.

My Interests

stompy stompy boots, candy, hair dye, lipstick, hair styling, pirating, dance dance dancing, tank girl, the mosh pit, modeling, yellow, bubble gum, happy clouds, zombies, 1920's, 1930's, 1940's, little black dresses, not pac man

I'd like to meet:

Robots and space pirates. And boys with motorcycles. And girls with mental problems. Hermaphodytes. Drag queens. Kids who haven't broken their edge. Sideshow freaks & geeks. Tattoo artists. Moms and dads. Strangers. Punks, gutter punks, skins, byrds, greasers, rock n' rollers, glam rockers, 80's sluts, stompy stompy boot lovin' assholes. Amputees. Kids who run with scissors. Artists. Poets. Photographers. Models. Conceited, egotistical sex bots. Tops, bottoms, and all inbetween. And Eddie Izzard.

Music:

999, barry white, the basement jaxx, the beastie boys, bjork, black flag, the casualties, the clash, the cockney rejects, custum, the dead milkmen, digital starr, elvis, franky sinatra, a global threat, the kings of nuthin', kmfdm, lamb, madness, massive attack, thee merry widows, the mighty mighty bosstones, mindless self indulgence, minor threat, the misfits, nancy sinatra, nick cave, op ivy, pist, plastic jesus, pop will eat itself, portis head, public toys, the ramones, retard-o-bot, romak and the space pirates, rudimentary peni, the sex pistols, the stray cats, subhumans, tom waits, the toy dolls, the turbo a.c.'s, the u.k. subs, the wutang, and many, many more.

Movies:

12 monkeys, 28 days later, american history x, city of lost children, dawn of the dead, day of the dead, drop dead fred, ferris beulers day off, fight club, the nightmare before christmas, pirates of the caribbean, return of the living dead, shaun of the dead, the usual suspects, and many, many more

Television:

THE YOUNG ONES! that's right, bitches!

Books:

Anything by Terry Pratchet or Neil Gaimen or Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

My mom

My Blog

Black and white photos x 3

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Posted by Pow! Blam! Slap! on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 09:39:00 PST

Summer of 2004 - what was I on?

I wrote this in the summer of 2004, and I don't remember why. I just found it and decided that it would make a good post for those of you that actually read this! "Jump the boat jump the train jump th...
Posted by Pow! Blam! Slap! on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 02:53:00 PST

Who could ever love...

"Because nobody wants to be ordinary, so we try so hard to look special. She goes and gets breast implants. He puts on a business suit. My middle aged father wears backwards caps and listens to the Da...
Posted by Pow! Blam! Slap! on Mon, 12 Sep 2005 06:48:00 PST

I never update this fucker

Yeah, well, maybe I should try and personalize my page by writing about myself. Yeah. Some other time.
Posted by Pow! Blam! Slap! on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 08:55:00 PST

It's my birthday!

Happy birthday to me! YAY! That's all.
Posted by Pow! Blam! Slap! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST