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Christian

Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white boy!

About Me

There are several sacred things in this world that you don't *ever* mess with. One of them happens to be another man's fries. Now, you remember that, and you will live a long and healthy life.

My Interests

french fries, waste disposal

I'd like to meet:

James: What are you doing?--------------------------------------------Carl: I hate shitheads who bully their women.-------------James: So what are you going to do?-----------------------Carl: Shoot him.------------------------------------------James: What?----------------------------------------------Carl: It's the principle, James.--------------------------James: With a pellet gun? What are you going to accomplish using that stupid thing?----------------------------------Carl: It allows me to seriously aggravate a situation without actually changing the course of history. It also stings like a bitch.------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------James: [offering a slice of pizza to the pizza delivery man] Are you hungry? Would you like some?-----------------Louis: [having a Vietnam flashback] Don't give him any, James.----------------------------------------------------Ja mes: Why not? He might be hungry.-----------------------Louis: He's a prisoner; he should be treated accordingly.-- James: Have you completely lost your mind? We're not soldiers and he's not the enemy. He's a pizza man.--------- Louis: Back in Fubai, he would have been killed the second he knocked on that door. I would have snapped his neck like a twig.----------------------------------------------- James: Louis, Louis, calm down!---------------------------Louis: [pointing the pellet gun at the pizza delivery man] The commie bastard gets no food!------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------Louis: [to rent-a-cop Mike, after pointing the pellet gun at the pizza delivery man's head] Yeah, cop, I know you, man. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, we've got us another crazy nigger here with a gun. Well, let me tell you something. Human life means very little to me at this point in time. You see, I thrive on misery. In the jungle, misery's all you got. But things are different back here in the world, or so they seem. Nobody wants to talk about pain and suffering. Everybody wants everything to be nice and civil. Well, OK then. Let's be nice; let's be civil. And let's drop those guns before I pull this trigger and change the way you feel about me.--------------------------------------------------------- --Louis: They're moving, let's go![motioning to Pizza Man] Louis: Pizza Cong comes with us. Get him on his feet, I'll get Tricky Dick.------------------------------------------------------- ----

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