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Nostradamus

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About Me

I am a man troubled by strange dreams, the kind that make me breathe heavy, sweat, and my body go rigid at night, but they are dreams of the future that may come! In your time, I might be confused with one of those schizophrenic type peoples, but in my time I am a reknowned physician, capable of curing the plague with water and rose petals. Black myspace layout

My Interests

Staring into flames and seeing things, dreaming endlessly about disasters I can do nothing about, sidling up to the rich and influential in a vain attempt to move history onto a different path, courting wealthy patronesses.

I'd like to meet:

Prophets of all shades and colors, and even a few crackpots. I also wouldn't mind meeting the villains I see throughout history...then I could give them a firm smack on the bottom and a scolding!

Where I learned medicine:


I could watch this thing spin around for hours and hours:


In the 21st century, my books will only be beaten in consumer popularity by snorkels, everclear, and virtual reality goggles:


I would have preferred my memorial be in the fashion of Michelangelo's David:


Germans love Michel Nostradame:


My extended album - My original masterpiece:


I like my portrayal on the cover of this one:


I recommend this edition for most prophetic scholars:


I feel sorry for those humans who live during the epoch known as The War on Terror:


If only people would listen!


Music:

A good medieval tune, though mine time-wandering ears do enjoy a bit of rock and roll now and then.

Movies:

The Day After Tomorrow, Back to the Future, Armageddon, Terminator 2: Judgement Day, War of the Worlds, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. ..

Television:

Dr. Who.

Books:

I don't usually read books so much as heaps of tattered old scrolls and anatomical charts.

Heroes:

The Messiah, and maybe the current patroness of the moment.

My Blog

Do You Love Ol' Scrying Eyes?

A note from Nostradamus' secretary: My master has locked himself in his chamber, a bad case of writer's block and not enough hob-nobbing with his current mistress has got him down...our mystical abil...
Posted by Nostradamus on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 03:41:00 PST

INCANTATION OF THE LAW AGAINST INEPT CRITICS

     INCANTATION OF THE LAW AGAINST INEPT CRITICS Let those who read this verse consider it profoundly, Let the profane and the ignorant herd keep away: And far away all Astrologers, I...
Posted by Nostradamus on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:40:00 PST