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George

I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.

About Me

Hey everyone if you want to know even more about me IM me sometime...ThePrezGDubyaB.
George W. Bush's (Me) 50 greatest accomplishments1.I attacked and took over two countries. 2.I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US treasury. 3.I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy) I4. set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period. 5.I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market. 6.I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner. 7.I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record. 8.In my first year in office I set the all-time record for the most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did). After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history. 9.I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war. I refused to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use. 10.I set the record for most campaign raising trips by any president in US history. 11.In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs. 12.I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history. 13.I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period. 14.I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any other president in US history. 15.I set the record for fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV. 16.I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed. 17.I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history. 18.I cut health-care benefits for war veterans. 19.I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any one person in the history of mankind. 20.I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history. 21.I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history. 22.Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US histiry (the poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her). 23.I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy. 24.I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world. 25.I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United 26.Nations and the vast majority of the international community. 27.I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the US. 28.I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Reagan was hard to beat, but I did it!!!) 29.I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission. 30.I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board. 31.I removed more checks and balances and have the least congressional oversight of any presidential administration in US history. 32.I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant. 33.I withdrew from the World Court Of Law. 34.I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions. 35.I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations elections inspectors access during the 2002 elections. 36.I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for the most corporate campaign donations. 37.The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of EnronCorporation) 38.I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history. 39.I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1). 40.I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government. 41.I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history). 42.I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability. 43.I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. 44.I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US laws by not selling their huge investments in corporations that later made bids for gov. contracts. 45.I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history. 46.I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the Civil War. 47.I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down. 48.I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available). 49.All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records of any SEC investigation into my insider trading or bankrupted companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. 50.All minutes of meetings of any public corporations for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.I am the 43rd President of the United States.

My Interests

I have many interests, one of them include run the United States of America. I enjoy playing my PSP during a 'bored meeting' whatever that means in something they call 'an oval office' the room isn't even oval. Nascar is most enjoyable. Golf. Fishing. Hunting for quails.

I'd like to meet:

Former Presidents, anyone who can help me out with writing speeches, reading, or public speaking, actually anyone who can help me in really anyway possible. I am still looking for WMD's so if anyone has any ideas of where they are, please inform me, of course you proabably be arrested and accused of being a terrorists but when I get around to it I'll help you out of jail. Oh also someone that could find a loop hope saying that I can in fact be President for 4 more years!

Music:

The Beastie Boys, John Mellencamp, Bob Marley, Spice Girls, Willie Nelson, that girl that sang that song from the Titantic, and Elvis Presley.

Movies:

V For Vendetta-Bambi - Snow White - Beauty And The Beast - The Little Mermaid (Dick never lets me finish watching it before naptime!)

Television:

The Golden Girls, Maury, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and American Idol (more people vote there then they did in the last Presidental election)

Books:

Jon Stewart America, Bill Clinton's Biograghy, Bible Codes I and II, and that picture book.

Heroes:

Martha Stewart, George Bush Senior, Dick Cheney (my puppet master), and Jeb Bush.

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My Blog

Iraq And Hurricanes

I met Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger about a month ago in California. Our goal was to butcher the English language in a way that can never be duplicated. Arnold suggested America needs to wo...
Posted by George on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:43:00 PST

Impeached, Hmm I Love Peaches!

I met with the Prime Minister of Ireland in early March; he gave me the traditional bowl of shamrocks. I asked, 'Where are the pink hearts and yellow moons?' It became very awkward...
Posted by George on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:08:00 PST

How My Christmas and New Years Went...

Christmas was all right, I had better. I got the new X-Box 360, some PSP games to keep me entertained during "bored" meetings, I got some new clothes and socks that's about it...
Posted by George on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 01:06:00 PST

My Thanksgiving Weekend

So I was in Crawford, Texas for Thanksgiving with my family and demonstrations both for and against the war in Iraq continue outside. So annoying, I just want to eat my turkey in peace! And Cindy...
Posted by George on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 09:11:00 PST

Cindy Sheehan Is Starting To Burst My Bubble

Cindy Sheehan is ruining my vacation!!! All I wanted to do is sit and relax, you know play my PS2, golf, read that picture book again, all types of things. But NO she has to continue her protesting ou...
Posted by George on Thu, 18 Aug 2005 07:28:00 PST

What Not To Say To The 5 Oh's

The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.18. Aren't you...
Posted by George on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 12:24:00 PST

Funny Things I Say

'I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.' 'They misunderestimated me.' 'Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?' "I think younger workers  first of all, younger work...
Posted by George on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 06:56:00 PST

Gas Prices

So yeah my overall approval rate has dropped to 42%, probably on a count of high gas prices, the way I'm handling Iraq, the economy, Social Security, to name a few.  It is those poor De...
Posted by George on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 07:06:00 PST

I Stole This From Some Other Politician

10. "Didn't we almost flunk out of school together?"9. "How about a drink with a historical footnote?"8. "I sure would have gone to Vietnam if the Cong looked like you."7. "Can my father buy you a dri...
Posted by George on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Hi Everyone!

I recently I have left the White House to go and relax, looking for those WMD's is hard work. Boy let me tell you! I'm excersing a lot it keeps me level headed. *Note to everyone- There is NO DRAFT, ...
Posted by George on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST