Sup ladies? The name's Macbeth or Furball, yeah, I'm a ladies man. I should have been called Romeo!! Some call me Cardboard cause I tried to eat cardboard and, well, still do from time to time. No, it's not that my owners don't feed me, I'm just always hungry. I'm currently banging, Lily (aka Printer), she is a fine piece of ass. I used to go with Toni, but as soon as Lily came along I left that slut. Lily's twin sister lives with us too, she is dyke, so I never got to do her, Scratches is her name. Oh yea, and R.I.P. to mah brother from another mother-Sammy. I miss him, but then again I don't cause then there would be less ass for me.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? Kitty-Cat!
What is your name? Macbeth
What other nicknames do you have? Furball, Cardboard, Romeo
What is your favorite treat? Lily With A Side Order Of Cat Nip.
What would your owner describe you as? Pstt-I Own Them But Whatever-Awesome, Cute, Full Of Engery, Funny, All That Good Stuff.
What is the funniest thing you have done? When I'm On Top Of Boxes And I Roll Over And Fall Off.
What is the bravest thing you have done? Stole Daddy's Raw Chicken.
Yes or No
Are you neutered? Yea, but that's OK cause I get anyone bitches pregnant-child support is a bitch.
Are you a social animal? Yes.
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? Haha yes!
Are you friendly? Yea, to the ladies.
Are you overweight? No.
Do you like warm milk? Nah.
Do you eat cheese? Yea.
Do you eat bugs? YES!
Do you live with other animals? Yes, 3 other fine ladies.
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? I'm an indoor cat.
Do you like to exercise? Uhh, I rather be eating.
Do you like car rides? Fuck no, I always throw up.
Do you get into stuff? Yup.
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? YES!
Do you like to swim? I'm a cat.
Do you chase laser pen dots? Fuck yea!
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? YES!
