Born in Royal Leamington Spa a bloody long time ago,Dad died when i wuz four,so ave bin daddyless fer all my life really .Aint life a bitch.Schools,, went to st matthews primary and later to whitecroft rd secondary school, wer they had sum beautiful lady teachers, got smitten with a couple, Ho Hum, A crush is a wonderful thing!!Jobs!-- motor mechanic,porter/letter sorter/signalman on british railways,every job in the factory at Automotive Products, including and finally since 1969 HGV truck driver.Hobbies,-- part time rock star with a band called "Kick the Kat". Before you all start goin AW!,We got nuthin against the furry lidl creatures,we all are in fact avid pussy lovers. Tried ter Retire from the rock star bizzness twice, and made the silly mistake ov sellin all my gear-- TWICE,wodda dumb thing ter do ,but it really is impossible ter retire from music.A few months in yer get the itchy fingers and yer just godda go buy another guitar. So now i've got it all again,if i retire again, i aint sellin nuthin. My coffin will hafter be a big fuck off crate, coz i'm takin it all with me ter the great gig in the sky. I write daft poems wen the mood takes me, i also like ter write blog for a band called Fury UK.It's slightly eggzagerated but usually priddy funny.Yall can read it on Fury's website in the guest book if yer interested. I'm a married dooode but always lookin fer an affair. We got two german shepperd doggies,and no billy burglars. Our alarms dont just make a silly noise,they bite back.All burglars will be eaten.Az far az i'm concerned they leave all human rites at the gate.Got that off me chest, feel bedder now..
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