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COMEDY, food, music...I think that all falls under a smoker's category.. Trying to enjoy life with the least amount of worries possible. I love to laugh! Opie and Anthony on XM 202 seem to make that happen all of the time. I'd love to meet those guys without shoving a plastic bat up my cooch... Maybe a walk over is in order...hmmm
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I'd like to meet:
Friends only, please. Gender doesn't matter. Just make sure you're not with any bullshit. I have a super hot piece of ass at home. He may not be much help on your physics thesis, but he's amazing to look at. We keep each other laughing 24/7. My best friend
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Name: Crystal
Birthday: April 11,1981
Birthplace: Ct
Current Location: Somewhere between a rock and a hard place..Or did he say a cock on my face??HMMM J/K
Eye Color: You guess... I'm full of it.
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Who cares?? They all rub one out the same
Your Heritage: Pick one.. It's been injected at one time or another.
The Shoes You Wore Today: One hot pair of LA gear!
Your Weakness: Midget porn and hairy backs
Your Fears: Never getting to meet a midget with a hairy back
Your Perfect Pizza: Furburger and onion
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: 2 or less outbreaks...Yummy!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: IM is for queers... Pick up the fucking phone!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who is that??? And how did she get here?
Your Best Physical Feature: My Boyfriend says my man hands... He might be queer..j/k
Your Bedtime:
Your Most Missed Memory: I'm missing most of it!
Pepsi or Coke: How do you sniff Pepsi?
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Single or Group Dates: Are we talking date or DATE?hint hint
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice-T, the original gangsta
Chocolate or Vanilla: They both spooge milky.It's those silly asians and butter pecan ricans that cum funny
Cappuccino or Coffee: coke
Do you Smoke: only if it's green
Do you Swear: Absolutely fucking not, cunt nugget!
Do you Sing: Only in the shower after I've been touched inappropriately
Do you Shower Daily: YES. See previous question
Have you Been in Love: Once..In Tijuana..With a mule...College was fuzzy..So was the mule..
Do you want to go to College: Nope.. But Shit happens
Do you want to get Married: Only to illegals with cash.
Do you belive in yourself: Depends on my alcohol levels. At .23 I can do ANYTHING!
Do you get Motion Sickness: You try riding Ralphie May and tell me
Do you think you are Attractive: Only to drunk people and the blind
Are you a Health Freak: Only when the rash appears. It's all about containment, Not getting rid of it
Do you get along with your Parents: The Bank of 'Rents?!? My best friend...
Do you like Thunderstorms: What the fuck kind of question is that?
Do you play an Instrument: Skin Flute...But not very well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Do you think I'd be taking this survey sober?
In the past month have you Smoked: Refer to previous question... We always smoke
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Is it still dating after 8 million years together?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: can'
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Are you serious with these questions? And who is the fag that answers this crap?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes.. In one sitting after the ganja fairy unloaded on Arch st
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Her name was Suzanne and my boyfriend promised me a bag if I let him watch.I was thinking Hermes,Too bad he was talking about his nuts in my mouth..
In the past month have you been on Stage: Amateur night at Barn Yard animal review.Not what you're thinking, Stupid!! (I found a new mule.).
In the past month have you been Dumped: On the side of the highway after my skin flute performance. I must have botched that one!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Uhh, YEAH! But I got fired from the daycare for it..
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just some ointment, but God will understand. Don't judge me!
Ever been Drunk: OOnce or twice....( I'm going to hell for that one)
Ever been called a Tease: Nope..I put out!
Ever been Beaten up: I forgot his money.. mY badd!
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die: Taking this quiz as it is 8 hours long!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A dancer at a low rent gentlemen's club with a smelly pole. Yum
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair:
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1,454,646,879,713,135,687,464,131,346,464.5
Number of CDs I own:
Number of Piercings: a few
Number of Tattoos: a few more
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 12,463,546,546,434,646 scratch that... 000
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Music:
Everything!!! There are the essential no brainers-- Pink Floyd, Notorious BIG, Bowie, James Brown, Aretha, Beatles,Tribe Called Quest, Nas. I can go on forever! I listen for the feeling of the record. I do love it all. Nas has the best lyrical content on fucking earth, while Billie Holiday has a quality in her voice that can make me cry.I know I'm getting soft in my old age.While smoking Old skool is essential. EPMD usually does it for me or I do have alot of Funky Four Plus One in my shuffle. N.O.R.E. causes speeding tickets.I doooo love it all ( except country). Sounds total cheese, but I'd get tired if I wrote all that was on my shuffle list.
tupac-i worte this song a long time ago
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Movies:
2 words: Resevoir Dogs. Others_ The Aristocrats, Raging Bull, The Professional,Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle, Documentaries and any good stoner movie. I just picked up Belly for the third time. For the awful reviews it got it sure does seem to disappear from my collection quite often.... I don't know..
Television:
Weeds, Entourage, The Wire, Lucky Louie...Guilty Pleasure--- Antiques Roadshow! I know it doesn't get much more queer than that. I just love to watch those numbnuts get dissappointed.
Books:
Kurt Vonnegut is by the bed now. Cat's Cradle is almost finished and then on to Slaughter House... And a manual on HTML so I can do something with my Boring page.
Heroes:
Brian, as I would have stopped putting up with me years ago.
My 2 best friends that shall remain nameless for fear of prosecution. Both these dudes have never worked a day in their lives but seem to get by better than most. Must be nice! Lucky I'm not a gold digger, Fuckers! Keep up the good work... -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
How Are You Going To Die?
Someones Gon' F*ck You Up...
That's right, you are going to get the hell beaten out of you... Most likely by a complete stranger. It may also involve a little stabbing... Nasty.
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