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Naomi

Inverted commas are the lowest form of "wit"....

About Me

I am Naomi, and I am bad tempered in summer. My boyfriend won't drive me to the local pool because it's "gross". I maintain that summer is, in fact, gross, and I would prefer to bathe in chilled sweat/chlorine/urine than sit sticking to my seat, drenched in salty, boozy sweat. This, sadly, sums me up.Myspace Backgrounds

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My Interests

I am interested in finding out why exactly blonde people always look so smug when they drink out of pump water bottles?? I am not making this up. It's true.

I'd like to meet:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Anaesthetist 4. Cinnamon 5. ChrysanthemumTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Specificity 2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition 3. Anti-constitutionalistically 4. Transubstantiate 5. SphygmomanometerTHINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:01. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 02. Nope, no more booze for me. 03. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 04. Mac Donalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 05. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 07. I'm not interested in fighting you. 08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street. 10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.

Music:

why not?

Movies:

are really expensive to develop when you refuse to be charmed by a digital camera...

Television:

are a great band....

Books:

my boyfriend (bless him) has just put me through some dire months of reading Cormac McCarthy. If you're wondering why I am now I woman of few words it's because where I've just been, words can do some pretty evil, soul destroying things. Not for the faint hearted....or for those who want to live with hope, or treasure furry animals..or their scalps..or their loved ones...

Heroes:

You are!!

My Blog

Vote 1! Queen of Procrastination! Or President, thats cool too..

I think that if there was a land called "Procrastination", and it needed a leader I would be a prime candidate.. except that I would probably never get around to actually doing it because I would be t...
Posted by Naomi on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:18:00 PST