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Hallways of the Always AAAAH!!!

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Hallways of the Always - "Longevity"

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"A Maturbatory Aid for the Enthusiastically Violent"
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"The imagery and thoughts derived from this collection of highly intricate grindcore songs injected with some perfectly laid re-sampling of sick fetish sounds sits somewhere between a serial killer's vicious mind and a young tortured victim locked down to an industrial cutting device wondering why there's fresh blood running down the walls....One beguiling work of art."
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"...AMAFTEV is violently determined to do two things ...; a) brutally rape one's ears, and b) tear down the pillars of a diseased society via clever, original song-writing. In these two arenas AMAFTEV never once wavers, and the end result is an album that is miles above plenty of signed material I've heard in the last year."
Mark Hensch
AntiMusic.com
"These guys are way different than most bands out there & way better too."
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"...you can’t tell if HOTA is a serious band or a joke project... A Mastubatory Aid for the Enthusiastically Violent is actually more a Mastubatory Aid for the Enthusiastically Talentless..."
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Member Since: 2/26/2005
Band Website: Uhhh... Myspace.
Band Members: Capt. David on Vocals / Programming...
md, M.D. on Guitar...
Lt. Larry on Guitar
Coach Bartlebee on Bass...
Animal on Drums
Influences: Strange/Sick/Shocking/Stupid Movies, Friedrich Nietzsche, Charles Manson (the "LIE" album is great!), Mike Patton, David Allan Coe, Napoleon Hill, Decapitated, GG Allin, "Wierd Al" Yankovic, Dimmu Borgir, Jim Rose, John Wayne Gacy, John Wayne Bobbit, and John Wayne.
Sounds Like: chicken
Record Label: Solution No. 13 Productions
Type of Label: Indie

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AMAFTEV Reviews!

Dave Anthony has the kind of single-minded innovation necessary to turn Hallways of the Always into a success. As a one-man death/grind project, my expectations concerning A Masturbatory Aid for the E...
Posted by Hallways of the Always AAAAH!!! on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:36:00 PST

Send your naked pictures to this address, please.

Thousands of gorgeous women ask us everyday, "Davie, MD, Larry, Coach, Animal... Where do I send naked pictures of my young (but legal), supple body solely for the purpose of you guys entertaining you...
Posted by Hallways of the Always AAAAH!!! on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 03:14:00 PST

Please Read our LYRICS

It's important.
Posted by Hallways of the Always AAAAH!!! on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:19:00 PST

Seeking permanent bassist

If you live on the Lousiana Northshore (we're in Hammond/Ponchatoula area), play bass, and aren't a complete asshole shoot us a line. We have a stand-in that's not very good right now, and we're ...
Posted by Hallways of the Always AAAAH!!! on Tue, 22 May 2007 04:07:00 PST