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Dave Mahoney

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i am the end.

4:??:44

SUPPRESS THOSE ZOMBIES.
HELL YEAH, MOTHERFUCKER.

My Interests


I live simply, and I live well.
I enjoy the finer things in life:

-truth
-respect
-hate
-solidarity
-empathy
-acrobatics
-sincerity
-integrity
-misanthropy
-reason & logic
-uncertainty
-skepticism
-perseverance
-discretion
-indulgence
-disrespecting
-neutrality
-wisdom
-insight
-free thought
-strength
-honor
-audacity
-disarming
-pragmatism
-individualism
-realism
-"brotherhood"
-ignorance
-making you uncomfortable
-analogies
-ISO
-doing what I want
-the occasional flavored cigar
-having money to waste
-causing a mild to moderate ruckus
-
-cuisine; simplistic & gourmet
-spices/seasonings
-strawberries
-blue Powerade
-cereal
-Sunbird Snacks™
-Mighty
-salt & vinegar chips
-Jim's Hot Bleu
-Frank's RedHot!! (on ANYTHING)
-VENISON
-long fits of sleep
-Niagara County folk
-power naps
-vivid dreams
-Apparently, bands that have
or have at one time had 3 guitarists
-image macros
-memes
-15 to 20 year old girls ;O
-The game, and how you just lost it
-PETA videos -fast internet connections
-music; of most varieties
-consonance
-Anthony Green
-dissonance
-Mighty Taco
-live music experiences
-the breakdown
-1:57 in "Brown Noise"
-hatin'
-sex
-figure drawing
-hardcore dancing
-FRUIT SALAD
-Rachel Lindstedt's boobs
-milky-white skin
-slender bodies with aesthetically placed curves
-fit stomachs with that liiiiittle layer of fat
-beautiful & intruiging women
-embracing
-cuddling
-kissing
-coitus
-intertwined slumber with said beauties
-comfortable beds
-Arnold Palmers
-helping
-South Buffalo girls
-getting away with murder
-Hollister pants
-satisfying others
-"skipping the middle-man"
-littering
-hardcore ethics
-being me
-Tetrahydrocannabinol
-good comic books
-Halo CE/2/3
-breasts
-Elmwood Ave.
-new friends; new acquaintances
-reading people by their mannerisms
-talking about crap no one cares about
-good hip-hop/rap
-captivating conversation
-advocating abortion
-fascinating people
-SNES
-RPG
-RTS
-philosophizing
-reclining
-staring at my hair in the mirror
-getting completely out of hand
-theorizing
-debunking
-refuting
-discoursing
-karma
-Self Over All mentality
-Briyana Marie Sorgi
-epiphanies
-psychadelic drugs
-No Fear Gold
-ki
-self-betterment
-squishy butts
-satisfaction with simplicity
-throwing down
-procrastination
-quiet solitude
-ambience
-Arizona Fruit Punch
-brutality
-familiarity
-reality
-forest clearings (serious)
-pleasuring
-reminiscence
-cruelty
-1% milk
-2% milk
-silent acknowledgement
-unorthodox humor
-vulgarity
-dry humor
-deadpan
-sarcasm
-cinema
-flora
-fauna
-sexy time
-hate moshing
-alcoholzz??

My links
Last.fm
Facebook
deviantART
purevolume
YouTube

I'd like to meet:



Want me to be honest, or sugar-coat it?

Let's try honesty:
I want a chill girl who's down to fuck a lot, has eclectic music taste, who understands the simple nature of life, and is completely unconcerned with drama of any kind.

...More than one of these is acceptable, too.

There.
Fuck you.

I want to see these bands really bad:

As Tall As Lions
Black My Heart
I Declare War
Remembering Never
Years Spent Cold (again)


See these bands, people:

On Broken Wings
For The Fallen Dreams
Knights of the Abyss
The Handshake Murders
Napalm Death
Those Who Fear
Blessed By A Broken Heart
Burn This City
Thick As Blood

Fuck you if your profile is private.
Just delete your myspace.


Music:



To me, the amount of "talent" a band has has nothing to do with the technicality of the music... To me, "talent" is measured by the ability of the band to make you want to either break the fucking jaw of the person standing next to you, or the ability of the band to make you think and reflect about the music and its meaning.
Speaking in genres has its certain unique appeal, but I'd much rather talk in bands, for the sake of accuracy...

Jams :

- - - - - - - - - -
1931
24HouR* x9
Aborted
The Absence*
The Acacia Strain******
Adora
A.F.I.
The Agony Scene
Alexisonfire
All Shall Perish***
All That Remains**
American Me*
Anterrabae*
Apathy
The Apollo Sunrise**
Architects
The Argent Dawn
Arsenic*
As Blood Runs Black***
As I Lay Dying*
As This Body, I Exist***
At The Gates
At The Throne Of Judgment**
Audience of One
August Burns Red*
The Banner*
xBARCADIAx
Bear vs. Shark*
Behold... The Arctopus*
Beneath The Massacre**
Between the Buried and Me**
Be Your Own PET
The Birthday Massacre
xBISHOPx
Bjork
The Black Dahlia Murder****
Black My Heart
A Black Rose Burial
The Bled**
Blessed By A Broken Heart*
The Blood Brothers
The Bobbitt Family Incident****
Bodies In Disillusion
Body Born Still
Born of Osiris**
Boysetsfire
Bring Me The Horizon*
Buck Nasty*
Bullet For My Valentine*
Burn The Beautiful*
Burn This City*****
The Burning Season*
Bury Your Dead**
A Cadence For Heresy***
Caliban*
Canibus
Captain Robo
Carnifex**
The Cat Empire
CDC**
The Chariot*
Cherry Bing
Chiodos****
Cholera*****
Christian Beranek
Circa Survive*******
City and Colour
Coheed and Cambria*
The Color Red*****
Come the Dawn***
Common
Conducting From The Grave
Cursive
The Damascus Intervention
Dan Beaudoin
Dance Gavin Dance*
D.A.R.E.**
Darkest Hour*
Daughters
The David Fultz Massacre**
A Day To Remember**
Dead Hearts***
Dead To Fall***
Deadwater Drowning
Death Before Dishonor**
Demiricous*
Definitions*
Despised Icon****
Diecast
Dimension Zero
dj.dstar*
Dragonforce*
Elliott Smith
Elysia****
Emarosa
Embrace the End*
Emery*
Emmure*
Every Time I Die***
Evidence On Fire****
exotic.animal.petting.zoo
The Fall of Troy****
Fear Before the March of Flames**
First Blood
Flock of Terror
Flogging Molly*
Folly
For The Fallen Dreams**
For the Mathematics
Forever in Terror*
Frank Sinatra
From A Second Story Window**
From Autumn to Ashes
From Graves Of Valor
From The Shallows
From This Day****
Fuck...I'm Dead
Full Blown Chaos**
Funeral for a Friend*
Genghis Tron*
Glassjaw
Glass Casket
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Gregory and the Hawk
Heaven Shall Burn
HeavyHeavyLowLow***
HERE COMES THE KRAKEN
Heritage of a Hero***
High & Driving
Hollywood Undead
HORSE The Band**
I ATE EVERYBODY
I Declare War
Idiot Pilot
Ill Nino**
Immortal Technique
Impending Doom***
in Resistance
Into the Moat
Ion Dissonance**
Iron & Wine
It Dies Today****
It's A Trap!**
I Take Out Lions*
Jacknife*
Japanese Kombat Car****
Jeer At Rome
Killswitch Engage**
King Of Kings*****
The Knife
Knights of the Abyss**
The Last Hour***
Lamb of God
LEGENDS*******
A Life Once Lost**
LIFERUINER
Ligeia**
Light This City***
Like Lions
Lit Fuse**
Louis Armstrong
Malevolence*
The Mars Volta
MC Chris*
Mecha_B.E.A.R.
Merzbow
Metric
Mikoto*
The Miles Between**
Mindless Self Indulgence*
Misery Signals*
Mnemic
Mortal Treason
Mos Def
Mudvayne** (L.D. 50)
Murder In Greenwich
Muse*
Nasty
New Found Glory*
Nevermore
No Love Lost*****
Nobuo Uematsu
Norma Jean* (old new)
The Notwist
The Number 12 Looks Like You*
N.W.A
OBLIGE
Oceano
On Broken Wings
Orgy
Panic! At the Disco
Perfidious Doom*******
Parkway Drive*
Pig Destroyer
Poison the Well***
Portugal. The Man***
Prince
Protest the Hero*
Rasputina
The Receiving End of Sirens*
The Red Chord***
Reggie and the Full Effect
Remembering Never
xREPRESENTx*
Romero's Dying Wish
Rose Funeral*
Rhinoceros* x11
Rx Bandits
Sacred Pledge*
(old) Saosin***
Salt the Wound*******
Saves the Day* (some)
Scars of Tomorrow*
See You Next Tuesday*****
Seric
Sigur Ros
Sinai Beach
Since By Man*
Since The Flood*
The Sirens & The Sailors*
Skinless
Sky Eats Airplane
Sleep Terror
Sleeping Giant
Slipknot* (Slipknot & Iowa)
Soldiers**
Solidarity**
Solusperro*
Sons Of Azrael******
The Sound of Animals Fighting
Stick To Your Guns**
Still Remains***
Stray From The Path*
Streetlight Manifesto
Suicide Silence*
Surrender the Hope********
Take It To The Morgue**
Tenacious D
The Thirty Years War
Those Who Fear***
xThick As Bloodx*
Thrice***
Through the Eyes of the Dead*&**
Tiger Army
To This Day***
Tom Waits
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza**
Too Pure To Die**
Tough Times**
Turbonegro
Underminded*
Underneath The Gun
Underoath
Unearth*
Unit 731
Unveil Nevaeh*
Upon A Burning Body
Veil of Maya
Walls of Jericho*
WE ARE THE END
Whitechapel****
Wings Of Eden***
The World We Knew*
Wrath Itself**
Years Spent Cold
Zolof the Rock & Roll Destroyer

Other/Old/Some of:
Madball*, Sick Of It All*, The Red Death*, Alkaline Trio, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster*, Throwdown*, AKS*, Get Back Up**, Infamous*, Alesana*, Pierce the Veil**, Mayday Parade*, The Mars Volta, Devildriver, Tera Melos**, Foxy Shazam*, Hayden, The Locust, DisplaceD*, YouInSeries*, The Vincent Black Shadow*, Days Away*, For theHorizon*, Bloodsimple, mewithoutYou*, The Cruxshadows, Matisyahu, PsyOpus**, Neon Blonde, This Is Hell**, Mastodon, (new) Underoath, Strapping Young Lad*, ActionReaction*, Sunn O))), 7 Angels 7 Plagues,Cipher, Explosions in the Sky, Theoracy*, Hand To Hand, Zao, The Jonbenet*, Say Anything*, DimmuBorgir, Test Specimen, Her Candane, Mogwai, On Broken Wings, Eighteen Visions, AWilhelm Scream, Shadows Fall*, Fireborn**, Job For A Cowboy, Hoods, Roses Are Red, In Flames*,Cute Is What We Aim For**,Vita Eterna*, The Airview*, As Summer Dies*, Blood Has Been Shed, AnallyAborted Fetus, (Mostly old) Converge, Halos, Razorlight*, Meshuggah, Architects, Day Two,Rosaline,Bleeding Through** ("Portrait of the Goddess" only), Trivium, Atreyu* (Ew, I know),Vehemence, Bright Eyes, Inferis**, Death By Stereo*, Chimaira,Cradle of Filth, Armor for Sleep*, The Academy Is..., Dear Whoever, Thoughts Lost*, Gatsby'sAmerican Dream, He Is Legend*, The 69 Eyes, MC Chris, The Faint, Juan Luis Guerra, Victor Wooten,Foxy Shazam, Jedi Mind Tricks, Spider the Tylercore, Avenged Sevenfold (hardly at all), CoalChamber, Orgy, Hatebreed, HIM, Kill Hannah*, Rammstein, 40 Below Summer, Product of You, Tool,Finger Eleven***, Staind, A Perfect Circle, (old) KoRn*, (old) Slipknot*, (old) KiTTiE*, (old)Static-X, Deftones,Sevendust**, Otep, System of a Down, Outkast, Our Lady Peace, Nirvana, Stone TemplePilots, Guns N' Roses, Alice in Chains, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, The Offspring*, FooFighters, Bush, Jane's Addiction, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Smashing Pumpkins, Red Hot ChiliPeppers, Nine Inch Nails, Weezer, Rage Against the Machine, Incubus, Green Day(old), Filter,Everclear, Taproot, The Cure, Michael Jackson, Mushroomhead, Queen, Snapcase, Ween, Chevelle*,Powerman 5000*, Beastie Boys, Black Sabbath*, KMFDM, Velvet Acid Christ, Malice Mizer, Cold*, 311,Anti-Flag, Dropkick Murphys*, Flogging Molly*, AKP, Lords of Acid, Snoop Dogg, Brand New,(old)Stemm***, Sum 41*, Skinlab*, AC/DC, White Zombie, Lynrd Skynrd, Rush, Iron Maiden*, NoDoubt, Voodoo Glowskulls*, Dropgod*, Black Eyed Peas, Common, Ludacris, Kanye West, N'Sync, CKY,Pink Floyd, Halo Soundtrack, Halo 2 Soundtrack, Final Fantasy music, FFVII Soundtrack especially,some music from anime and video games, anything by Nobuo Uematsu ...I could go on, but all of thatwill give you the idea that I listen to anything that I think sounds good. Fairly diverse, I'dsay.

A * denotes a single occasion in which I've seen that band perform live inconcert.

Last.fm Stats

My Top Weekly Artists:

My Top Weekly Tracks:

My Overall Top Artists:

Some of my
Favorite Albums:

(artist:alphabetically, album:chronologically)

The Acacia Strain - 3750
The Acacia Strain - The Dead Walk
American Me - Heat
As Blood Runs Black - Allegiance
As Tall As Lions - As Tall As Lions
The Black Dahlia Murder - Unhallowed
The Black Dahlia Murder - Miasma
The Black Dahlia Murder - Nocturnal
Black My Heart - Before The Devil
The Bled - Pass the Flask
Born Of Osiris - The New Reign
Bring Me The Horizon - Count Your Blessings
Bury Your Dead - Cover Your Tracks
Bury Your Dead - Beauty and the Breakdown
Circa Survive - Juturna
Circa Survive - On Letting Go
A Day To Remember - For Those Who Have Heart
Despised Icon - The Healing Process
Despised Icon - The Ills of Modern Man
Elysia - Masochist
Embrace the End - Counting Hallways to the Left
Emery - The Question
Emmure - Goodbye to the Gallows
Every Time I Die - Hot Damn!
Fear Before the March of Flames - Odd How People Shake
The Fall of Troy - Self-Titled
The Fall of Troy - Doppelganger
The Fall of Troy - Manipulator
For The Fallen Dreams - Changes
From Autumn to Ashes - The Fiction We Live
Funeral for a Friend - Casually Dressed and Deep In Conversation
Ion Dissonance - Solace
Ion Dissonance - Minus the Herd
It Dies Today - Forever Scorned EP
It Dies Today - The Caitiff Choir
Knights of the Abyss - Juggernaut
LIFERUINER - No Saints
Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory (...what?)
On Broken Wings - It's All A Long Goodbye
Portugal. The Man - Waiter: "You Vultures!"
Rhinoceros - Honor Among Thieves
The Red Chord - Clients
Remembering Never - Women and Children Die First
Remembering Never - God Save Us
Saosin - Translating the Name
Slipknot - Self-titled
Sons Of Azrael - The Conjuration of Vengeance
The Sound of Animals Fighting - Tiger and the Duke
Suicide Silence - EP
Suicide Silence - The Cleansing
Thrice - The Artist In The Ambulance
Veil Of Maya - The Common Man's Collapse
Whitechapel - The Somatic Defilement

Disclaimer: If you like really, really shitty music exclusively, then I'llprobably think you're a jackass who should die.

Movies:

I have a thing for movies that involve:
-Post-apocalyptic earth
-Nuclear technology/weaponry
-Dystopias
-Zombies
Akira, Aliens, Mad Max:The Road Warrior, Beetlejuice, WarGames, Reservoir Dogs, Terminator II, Total Recall, Princess Mononoke, Equilibrium, Akira Kurosawa's The Seven Samurai, Boondock Saints, The Crow, Full Metal Jacket, The Departed, Lucky Number Slevin, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Doctor Dolittle (1967), Pulp Fiction, Legend, The Last Starfighter, Fire in the Sky, Deer Hunter, Interview with a Vampire, Freaks (1932), Starship Troopers, Shaun of the Dead, American Beauty, The Last Samurai, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, May, Heavy Metal, King Kong (2005), Legend of the Drunken Master, Jenifer, Suspiria, Pay it Forward, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Pitch Black, The Butterfly Effect, Sin City, American History X, Beetlegeuse, Terminator, Black Hawk Down, Platoon, Jurassic Park, The Power Rangers Movie, The Abyss, Star Wars Episodes IV, V, and VI, Fight Club, Dogma, True Romance, Leon: The Professional, The Machinist, The Odyssey, Clerks, Taxi Driver, Training Day, Red Dawn, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Sandlot, Lost in Translation, Se7en, Vampire Hunter D, Drop Dead Fred, La Cité des Enfants Perdus, No Country For Old Men, Southpark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Nightmare Before Christmas, Liar Liar, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, Alien, Alien 3, Predator, Predator 2, Spaceballs, Ninja Scroll, Ghost in the Shell, Hero, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, American Psycho (2000), Requiem for a Dream, Eyes Wide Shut, Labyrinth, The Punisher, Saving Private Ryan, Sniper, The Addams Family, Addams Family Values, Dude, Where's My Car?, Tales from the Crypt: Bordello of Blood, Tale's From The Crypt: Demon Knight, The New Guy, Freddy Got Fingered, National Lampoon's Van Wilder, Wayne's World, The Patriot, Braveheart, Dragonheart, Back to the Future I-III, Bruce Almighty, The Langoliers, Top Gun, The Wizard of Oz, Matilda, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Mortal Kombat, E.T., Batman Begins, Austin Powers, 40 Days and 40 Nights, Aladdin, An American Tail: Fievel Goes West, 101 Dalmations, The Rescuers, The Rescuers Down Under, Secret of N.I.M.H., We're Back! A Dinosaur Story, The Jetsons Movie, The Land Before Time, Charlotte's Web, IT, CKY, CKY 2, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Alice in Wonderland, all of the Harry Potter movies, Tremors, Tremors 2, The Last Starfighter, Wargames, X-Men, X2, Mars Attacks!, Babe, Macross, The Crow: City of Angels, Mars Attacks!, Best in Show, Iron Monkey, The Street Fighter, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Three Kings, Tank Girl, Jumanji, Constantine, People Under the Stairs, Poltergeist, Willow, Kindergarten Cop, Robin Hood, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, One Crazy Summer, The Breakfast Club, The Warriors, Son of Godzilla, King Kong (1933), What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Mrs. Doubtfire, Carnosaurus, The Guyver, The Royal Tenenbaums, Half-Baked, Appleseed, Ghost in the Shell 2, Stripes, Taps, Caddy Shack, The Goonies, SLC Punk, Child's Play 1-3, The Ghostbusters, The Ghostbusters 2, Revenge of the Nerds, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Not Another Teen Movie, Kingdom of Heaven, Scream, The Punisher, Jackie Chan's Rumble in the Bronx, The Pagemaster, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of The Dead (1978), Dawn of the Dead (2004), Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, 28 Days Later, 28 Weeks Later, Resident Evil, and practically any zombie movie that you can think of.

Television:

Television dulls the mind;
excluding, of course...

Books:

Naw, fuck that shit.

Heroes:


Myself.
That's it.

I cherish the following:
-My entire family
-My hometown buddies
-Those PBK faggots
-My hardcore brethren from all over Western New York.
-All of my awesome new friends I've met one way or another over the past 3 years or so
-DL, for single-handedly inspiring an entire generation of hardcore/metal
-Anthony Green, for being God
-Mean Pete, for being pissed off all the time
-Briyana Marie Sorgi, for being probably the most all-around beautiful and intelligent person I've met in recent time; mayhap ever

-Cody Edward Bronson, for being one of the only other people I've ever encountered that has such a firm understanding of the way things actually are.

My Blog

There are many answers, but God is never one of them

Over the past few weeks or so, my reserved frustration and bewilderment has only been continuously engorged with new, or the same old meat; Why religion? Why is God always the fucking answer? W...
Posted by Dave Mahoney on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:04:00 PST

The rotation of the sky and other miserly findings...

From Hell, As I sat on my father's latest van before he has now, long-since overgrown with weeds and rust, smoking a Gold 'N' Honey Dutch Master, watching the golden-black 4AM sky receed from south t...
Posted by Dave Mahoney on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 01:33:00 PST

Oh, yeah, right...

Right, right... I said a few days ago that I was going to "write a blog about how I'm god." Right, right... Anyway, here goes: The following is a situation that increased my ever-burgeoning God-comp...
Posted by Dave Mahoney on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:15:00 PST

What's so special about...

...Gold?Right, so....I think I missed something.I don't get it.Gold has been the foundation of wealth for centuries upon centuries.Has everyone ever stopped and thought about why?No, I'm not talking a...
Posted by Dave Mahoney on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 05:08:00 PST

About Me: A work in progess.

(This is how my About Me section appeared from some time in 2006 until some time in March 2007, at which point I (as well as everyone else) decided it was just too huge. Instead of putting it in a lit...
Posted by Dave Mahoney on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:25:00 PST

My Optical Escapade

I type this to you from a position in which my hands are between my legs, I'm sitting on a couch, and the laptop on which I'm typing is on a 1-foot high stool in front of me. Why would I be sitting in...
Posted by Dave Mahoney on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 05:03:00 PST

Fallacies, facades, futures, and other

So I'm having a little bit of interior strife here....You see, all this time off from everything has really given me a chance to reflect, and also, given me even more time to think and rethink ab...
Posted by Dave Mahoney on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:55:00 PST

Cuddle Buddy Application

This is an application for status as my, Dave Mahoney's, cuddle buddy as of immediately.Expect full-time employment with job benefits such as warmth, comfort, and all around compla...
Posted by Dave Mahoney on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 09:25:00 PST

...So I spoke with Anthony again...

Carrie, Rocco, my mom, and I got there during the end of Drive By's set.They sounded fairly mediocre.Water Street Music Hall is pretty fucking sweet inside.Blah, blah, blah, Moneen played. We ate nach...
Posted by Dave Mahoney on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 09:47:00 PST

Every Time I Die, Between the Buried and Me, and so on...

So yeah. Brian Mingle essentially saved my life by giving me a ride to the show. He and I talked of cars, music, life, and bitches on the way there. Going 80 most of the time, mind you. Stand in line,...
Posted by Dave Mahoney on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 11:26:00 PST