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My Name Isn't Mallory

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am NOT a model.
So stop asking me.

Dear Samantha, I hope you die in a ditch...

FAMILY

ART IS MY LIFE

dA Account: Tradgedy Smiles

My name is Samm. I won that Suicide Girls Beauty Contest, and thats how about, 1500 of you found me. No I'm not a Suicide Girl.

Click here to see more.
I Love him. Help him. Click it.

For the hundreth fucking time, I am NOT a model. I'm a kid who lives in Cleveland (right now). Thats it.

I don't believe in your god, or any other god.

If you are obsessed with the idea of love,
here's a newsflash, you're a shithead.

I'm currently in Cleveland, OH. At the Cleveland Institute of Art,
and I couldnt love it any more.

That's about all for me. Enjoy.


My Interests

My Top Ten Things I Like :1. SPACEHEATERS 2. Comic Books 3. Cartoons/ Adult Swim 4. Cheesesticks 5. Grilled Cheese 6. Cigarettes [Turkish Royals or No. 9] 7. Guinness 8. Yuengling 9. Dark places 10. ToastOther misc things [in no particular oder]: Art, Dancing, Nighttime, My boyfriend, My Friends, Frosting, Pickles....

I'd like to meet:

I only talk to people that I know or are in the area, who i would like to get to know.

Homelife is a Drag
Deadly like a plague

Music:

Alkaline Trio,
A Global Threat,
AFI,
Against Me!,
Anti-Flag,
Bauhaus,
The Birthday Massacre,
The Black Dahlia Murder,
Black Flag,
The Blood Brothers,
Bright Eyes,
Bury Your Dead,
The Casualties,
Cheap Sex,
Choking Victim,
Circle Jerks,
Clit 45,
Courtney Love,
The Cure,
Cursive,
Dead Kennedys,
Defiance, Ohio
Depeche Mode,
The Devotchkas,
The Distillers,
Everytime I Die,
The Exploited,
F-minus,
The Faint,
The Falcon,
The Fall of Troy,
Fear Before the March of Flames,
Flogging Molly,
Freeze Pop,
Heavens,
The Horrorpops,
It Dies Today,
Jack Off Jill,
Le Tigre,
Leftover Crack,
London After Midnight,
The Lower Class Brats,
Matt Skiba,
Metric,
Mewithoutyou,
The Misfits,
Nekromantix,
the 99's,
No-Cash,
One Man Army,
Operation Ivy,
Rage Against the Machine,
The Ramones,
Rancid,
Rasputina,
Rise Against
The Rocky Horror Picture Show,
Rocky Votolato,
Saosin,
Scarling,
Skinny Puppy,
Streetlight Manifesto,
Strike Anywhere,
Sublime,
Switchblade Symphony,
Test Icicles,
Thought Riot,
Thursday,
Tsunami Bomb,
The Unseen,
The Vincent Black Shadow,

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Garden State
Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Anchorman
Donnie Darko
Fight Club
Napoleon Dynomite
Detroit Rock City
Reqieum for a Dream
Big Fish
Interview with a Vampire
Silence of the Lambs
Red Dragon
Hannibal
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Clerks
Clerks II
Dogma
Pulp Fiction
Reservoir Dogs
Kill Bill Vol.1
Kill Bill Vol. 2
Memento
The Breakfast Club
Say Anything
The Crow
Secret Window
A Beautiful Mind
Spiderman (one and two)
The Butterfly Effect
Wicker Park
40 days and 40 nights
Billy Madison
Happy Gilmore
Chicago
Team America
SAW I
SAW II
Hostel
RENT
Sid And Nancy
Helter Skelter
Benny and Joon
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
American History X
The Boondock Saints
SLC Punk!
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
The Newsies
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Ed Wood
Edward Scissorhands
Scream
It
Halloween
Nightmare on Elm street
The Matrix I, II, III
The Crucible
Pirates of the Carribean
Beerfest
Grandma's Boy
From Hell
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
House on Haunted Hill
House of Wax
The Haunting
Gothika
The Ring
The Omen
The Others
Trainspotting
Spun
I Heart Huckabees
A Clockwork Orange
Pi
House of 1000 Corpses
The Devil's Rejects
Gia
Alien
Aliens
Alkaline Trio; Halloween at the Metro
Dawn of the Dead
Night of the Living Dead
28 Days Later
Shaun of the Dead
Unleashed
Vampire Hunter D
Beetlejuice
Dazed and Confused
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Slackers
The Notebook
The Girl Next Door
The Last Samurai
Jurassic Park
Lost World
the Fifth Element
Se7en
Hero
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Batman
Alice In Wonderland
Jumanji
Resident Evil
Resident Evil; Apocalypse

Television:



Connor oberst

Matt Skiba

I want to fuck Mat Devine.

Books:

I love anything about ;

-Vampires
-Murderers
-Serial Killers
-Pyschopaths
-Hauntings

Heroes:

Old and New Friends

Cleveland, Ohio!

Buffalo, NY (Home!)

He loves cupcakes almost as much as me.

Aweome as fuck. Period.

My best buddies

I LOVE BRITT (shes a pimp)

Katie, shes always been there for me.

My Blog

These Days, I'm Smiling.

Well. Lots of fucking work to do. Today is doomsday. Or rather tomorrow is. Today is just the living hell that is always the day before doomsday.Well fuck me. Its hard to get excited about SHIT.Right....
Posted by My Name Isn't Mallory on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST

Excessive Violence is Funny, no?

Dear Fucker,Sometimes, when fragile thoughts are ripped too early from the other world where I sleep, it gets me wondering. I wonder if, maybe, the two worlds will cease to seperate one day, and if I'...
Posted by My Name Isn't Mallory on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST

Frankenstein of Popular Sub-Culture

Dear Pathetic and Confused Reader, I've decided that you need to get off your computer, and do something productive, blow some coke, smoke some crack, contract HIV, or even get your stomach pumped. ...
Posted by My Name Isn't Mallory on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:28:00 PST

You know you've been watching too much Zim when...

You consider the phrase: "Cigarette of Doom" perfectly plausible.
Posted by My Name Isn't Mallory on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:21:00 PST

Fuckers.

Quests for popularity make me want to break faces.
Posted by My Name Isn't Mallory on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:52:00 PST

It doesn't count if it doesn't hurt.

take away all the sickly sweetand bright lights big cityAnd all we've got are two pairs of eyes glowing in the dark.take away all the traumatic experiences,and all the gutsy misstepsAnd all we've got ...
Posted by My Name Isn't Mallory on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:02:00 PST

Dear Friend, it is the New Year....

I'm three hours away from home..."So, I didn't make any big promises this year,I dont intend to become a better person in any way shape or form.I'm not going to exercise,I'm not going to quit smokingI...
Posted by My Name Isn't Mallory on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:21:00 PST

Romeo and Juliet: Revised.

If you're sick and you're singing, It's fine.If you have a chance should you take it?If you don't will you regret it forever?Am I good, Am I badDo I care, Do you?If you're sick and you're singing, I'...
Posted by My Name Isn't Mallory on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 10:06:00 PST

Not again.

I would trust an upfront liar before anyone else.Give me one good reason to open my eyes today.Janet Jackson is an ugly whore.Another wasted day, getting up as the sun goes down.No good, no evil, just...
Posted by My Name Isn't Mallory on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST

"It was beautiful and tragic... and we loved it.. and I was really just a girl.."

It's lovely, simple, and old.[home isn't where it used to be]prove it in a picturetangible proof i wasnt dreaming[was i dreaming]was I dreaming?fuck.
Posted by My Name Isn't Mallory on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 10:05:00 PST