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ScratchThaUncle!!

I Think I Could Beat John Cena!!!!!!

About Me

Well, my name is Scratch and I'm a cat. I'm lazy and I don't have a job. I have four roommates and some friends that come visit. I like to sleep and eat and sleep. I actually like riding in the car.Take the quiz:
What Kind of Storm are You?

Tornado
You are a tornado! You tend to make people stare in awe as they watch you from a distance. Your wild rushes of energy make you the life of the party and the center of attention.


My Interests

I enjoy licking myself, playing with toy mice, riding in the car, eating, chasing bugs, making new friends, and sleeping all day long.
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I'd like to meet:

Interesting new people.
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Music:

A little bit of everything.

Movies:



Television:

Anything

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Books:

I can't read. I'm a cat!
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Heroes:

My mamma(RIP) and Garfield.
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My Blog

I got hacked!!!

   Someone has hacked into my account and left some bulletins there are not from me. I have now changed my password, which I fully expect to remedy the situation. There were 2 bulletins post...
Posted by ScratchThaUncle!! on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:00:00 PST

About Me (a survey)

1. Where did you take your default pic? In my human's living room. 2. What exactly are you wearing right now? Uh...my fur. Duh! 3. What is your current problem? I DON"T HAVE BALLS and I'll die a virg...
Posted by ScratchThaUncle!! on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:47:00 PST

I Need To Clear Something Up!

I have been getting a lot of complaints from people about what they did or didn't get for Christmas this year. Ya see, I'm not THE actual Santa Clause. I'm just one of his many helpers. He starts bri...
Posted by ScratchThaUncle!! on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 05:18:00 PST

The difference between Cats & Dogs

A Dog's Diary: 7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite! 8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite! Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite! 2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! M...
Posted by ScratchThaUncle!! on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:12:00 PST