KT Kat

I'd like to meet:

People who lack discipline and aren't afraid to use it, passion-flowers, takers of showers, clothes-horses, horses of a different color, animal lovers, cuddlers, four-letter word users, right-to-choosers, people with hogs, people with dogs. People who'll take the Pepsi Challenge and try to out-think or out-wink me, people who dye their hair blue 'cause they like the color & not as a form of "social rebellion," people who don't think "khaki" & "taupe" are excuses for not having color in their lives (or closets), shopaholics, chocoholics (they don't touch my desserts, I don't touch their's--it's beautiful), sportsoholics. Good cooks, lovers of books, artists, activists, pacifists, lyricists, linguists, feminists (dang, she said the "F" word, foo!). The curious, the furious, psychics, dreamers, crazy schemers, hopers, copers, & elopers. Empathizers, fantasizers, moon-bayers, card players, nay-sayers, animal-spayers. Democrats are sexier...whoever heard of a good piece of elephant?

WHO I DO NOT WANT TO MEET:
-$INGLE$ LOOKING 4 $INGLE$ ADVERTS. I'M BROKE. MOVE ON.;
-PEOPLE TELLING ME HOW I CAN GET OUT OF DEBT OR EARN A TON OF $ FILLING OUT SURVEYS--IF I GET ANYMORE OF THESE I WILL REPORT YOU. FYI, YOUR SURVEY COMPANY, PAIDSURVEYSETC, HAS A RATING OF UNSATISFACTORY BY THE BETTER BUSINESS BUREAU, AND HAS BEEN THE SUBJECT OF LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF COMPLAINTS FILED WITH THE BBB;
PEOPLE WHO SEND ME ADS ABOUT HOW I CAN "WIN AN IPOD, GIFTCARD, ETC." THIS IS SOLICITATION; I WILL REPORT YOU. IN ORDER TO "WIN," YOU HAVE TO BUY THINGS/SELECT "OFFERS" THAT COST MONEY. DON'T MESS WITH ME. ATTEMPTING TO ADD ME AS YOUR "FRIEND" WILL ONLY BRING YOU AN ENEMY, WHO WILL REPORT YOU AS ABUSING MYSPACE. ALSO, NOTICE THAT I AM A LAWYER, SO DON'T GO THERE IF YOU VALUE BEING A PART OF "MY" SPACE (OR OF THE OTHER MYSPACE);
-BRITNEY SPEARS,PARIS HILTON, LINDSAY LOHAN, NICOLE RITCHIE, OR OTHER SIMILAR "POOR LITTLE RICH GIRLS";
-PEOPLE WHO THINK CULTS ARE "FUN" OR "INCEST IS BEST";
-& PEOPLE WHO THINK IT'S FUN/FUNNY TO BE INTOLERANT OF OR MAKE FUN OF MENTAL ILLNESSES.

Music:

Liz Phair, Leah Andreone, DJ Venom, R.E.M., Counting Crows, Eminem, DJ Tiesto, Andre Nickatina, Weezer, Manu Chao, Sarah Jones, Ming & FS, Afro-Mystik, Tori Amos, Dr. Octagon/Kool Keith, Fiona Apple, Miss Kittin, Ms. Dynamite, The Refreshments, Postal Service, Heather Nova, Outkast, Kilo, Darkmiracle, James Blunt, Smashing Pumpkins, Dope, The Shins, Nine Inch Nails, Blue Oyster Cult, Princess Superstar, Tom Petty, Frou Frou, Billy Joel, Eric Clapton (Both with & without Cream), DJ Mike Rothwell, Naughty by Nature, AC/DC

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Movies:

Natural Born Killers, Bridget Jones's Diary, Boogie Nights, My Life Without Me, Lost in Translation, Intolerable Cruelty, Better off Dead, The Postman Always Rings Twice, Mallrats, Best in Show, Charade, Laws of Attraction, Zoolander, Dodgeball, Pleasantville, Beautiful, Something's Gotta Give, BoratTake the quiz:
What Random Movie Are You?

The Triplets of Bellville
You are endowed with more than your average amount of whimsy and imagination. I think this is a good thing, but some people will find you confusing and difficult to understand, or will assume you're being willfully obstinate. And hey, you might be. But the rest of your charms more than balance that out.

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Television:

I don't watch TV- it rots your brain and I'm rotten enough already.

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Cider House Rules, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes...But Gentlemen Marry Brunettes, The Awakening, As the Crow Flies, Reports from the Holocaust, The Griffin & Sabine books, Anais Nin, Valley of the Dolls, A Handbook of Non-Sexist Language, Eleanor Rushing, Wuthering Heights, Post-Secret, Kaye Gibbons' works, Ibsen's plays, She's Come Undone

Heroes:

Victoria Claflin-Woodhull, Earl Warren, Liz Phair, Leah Andreone, Sarah Jones, Larry Kramer, Stapp Beeton, the White Sox, Greg Maddox (maddox.xmission.com), DA Bears, Kenneth Cole, LBJ, Thurgood Marshall, A.J. Pierzynski, Mark Buerhle, Steve Jobs, DITKA, Alice Paul, Sasha Cohen, and last, but not least, the inventor of the disposable toilet seat cover.

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