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Jared

'Montrez-moi le ciel dans une seule étoile'-Eluard

About Me

Keeping it real in the streets. ultrak0w (with a zer0) Email: [email protected] (again with a zero) Livejournal: /users/ultrakow/
Which Trainspotting Character Are You? ..TR the Shock Jock
(57% dark, 46% spontaneous, 47% vulgar) your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.
Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr
The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -
If you're interested, try my best friend's best test: The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Masterpiece ..TABLE
..TR My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: ..TR ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 65% on darkness ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 50% on spontaneity ..TR ..TABLE You scored higher than 67% on vulgarity ..TABLE ..TABLE
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating , home of the 32-Type Dating Test
You are a
Social Liberal
(88% permissive)

and an...
Economic Conservative
(88% permissive)

You are best described as a:
Anarchist
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Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

My Interests

Philosophy: Phenomenology, Post-Structuralism, Spleens, Metaphysics, Post-Modernism, Deconstruction, Semiotics, Nihilism, Naziism, Heidegger, Giorgio Agamben, Paolo Virno, Baudrillard, Merleau-Ponty, Bachelard, Husserl, Derrida, Foucault, Nietzsche, Plato, Aristotle, St. Augustin, Situationism, Marxism, Guy Debord, Logical-Positivism, Wittgenstein, Rousseau, Deleuze, Guattari, Heraclitus, Aesthetics, Zizek, Karl Jaspers, Walter Benjamin, Artaud, Charles Darwin, Ortega, Seneca, Marcuse, Cicero, Lacan, R.D.Laing, Badiou, Aquinas, Duns Scotus, Bataille

Literature: Camus, Kafka, Dostoyevsky, Solsenitsan (fucking can't spell, its the guy who wrote 'Cancer Ward' and the 'Gulag Archipelago'), Nabokov (Lolita), E. A. Poe, Ambrose Fierce, Thoreau, R.W. Emerson, Stephen king (yes I really wrote that), M.Z. Danielewsky, Homer, Hesiod, Aechylus, Sophocles, Thuycidides, Aristophanes, Ancient Religous Texts, Ambrose Bierce, Ezra Pound, Melville,

Poetry: Mallarmé, Baudelaire, Valery, Rimbaud, Celan, e. e. cummings, Ezra Pound, Charles Bukowski, T. S. Eliot, Lorca, William Blake, Eluard, Rilke, Apollonaire

Science: Cosmology, Theoretical Physics, Evolutionary Biology, Plasma Physics, GUTs, Particle Physics, Anthropology, Claude-Levi Strauss, Chemistry, Dinosaurs :) .

Linguistics, Language, French, Dead Languages, Provencal, Catalan, Spanish, Uralic Languages.
Saussure, Gustave Guillaume, Meillet, Hjemslev, Benveniste, Barthes, Jacobson
Funk/Hip-Hop Dancing: Pop, Lock, Boogaloo, Waving, Ticking, Strobing, Tutting (fo shizznure!), Fresno, Threading, Stepping, Breaking (can't do it but got respect).

Geography

Politics, Globalization, Terrorism, Economics, 3rd World Events and Politics, Communism, Socialism, Situationism, Politcal Activism.

Art History, Art Theory, Creation of Art, Painting, Installation Art, Polykelitos. Da Vinci, Raphael, Botticellli, Bernini, Watteau, Ribaud, Fragonard, Vermeer, Picasso, Talouse-Lautrec, Pissaro, Monet, Manet, Renoir, Gaugin, Van Gogh, Cezanne, Kandinsky, Seurat, Matisse, Derain, Duchamp, Klee, Dali, Magritte, Rothko, Newman, Ellesworth Kelly, Hepwoth, Henry Moore, Jean Arp, Mondrain, Eva Hessa, Post-Minimalism, Mathew Ritchie, Guiseppe Penone, Pauvrete School, Louis, Franz Kline, Motherwell, DeKooning, Pollack. Braque, Giacommetti, Judd, Anselm Kiefer, KiKi's Paintings. Architecture, Romanesque, Gothic, Ancient, Assyrian, Minoan, Hellenistic Greek, Classical Greek, Ancient Inuit Scuplture and Architecture.

Piercings (got one on mah eyebrow!)
And I just repierced the one on my lip cause I am cool as hell.

I'd like to meet:

people who don't fuck with my myspace

Music:

Nine Inch Nails (!), Tool (!), Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down (early), Perfect Circle (early), Beck, The Cure, Depeche Mode, The Killers, Mogwai, Gorillaz, Fiona Apple, White Zombie, Deftones, Sublime, Nirvana, Jimmy Hendrix, The Doors, The Dresden Dolls, Prick, The Fugees, Atmosphere, De La Soul, Mos Def, Talib Kweli, Interpol, Paganini, Muse, Tupac, The Crystal Method, Prodigy, Technical Itch, Konflict (Kemal and Rob Data), Basement Twins, Dom and Roland, DJ Shadow, DJ Krush, Raiden, Concord Dawn, Bad Company, Future Cut, Shy FX, Dieselboy, Loxy, Dylan, UGK, Triple 6 Mafia, Josh Martinez, Eliot Smith, Ice Cube, Southern Country Blues, Blues, Mississippi Fred McDowell, Django Reinhardt, The Mars Volta, Q-Bert, Ed Rush and Optical, DJ Dara, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Dr. Dre, Eminem (EARLY!! FUCK HIS SOLD OUT ASS NOW!!), Gansta Boo, Common, Boards of Canada, Flaming Lips, Autechre, Dilated Peoples, Aesop Rock, Photek, Meat Beat Manifesto, Teebee, Andy Motherfuckin' C, Polyphonic Spree, Neutral Milk Hotel, Deep Dish, Josh the Funky One, Uber Zone, Adam Freeland, Hive, DJ Ink, Cut Chemist, Massiv Attack, Portishead, The Super Furry Animals, Pink Floyd, Blackalicious, Del The Funky Homosapien, Kool Kieth, Bjork, Fiona Apple, nearLY, Nique Ta Mère, Mc Solaar

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, City of God, Kill Bill, The Texas Chainsaw Masscre, The Seventh Seal, Killing Zoe, Kids, Gummo, Original Star Wars, Old Boy, Wizards, Jackie Brown, Downfall, Apt Pupil, La Cité des Enfants Perdus, Collateral, The Ring, A House of a Thousand Corpses, Stargate, Ghost World, Train Spotting, Before Sunrise, After Sunset (maybe I fucked these titles up somehow), Original King Kong, Deconstructing Harry, No Retreat No Surrender, Terminator 2 (guilty pleasure), The Matrix, From Dusk till Dawn, Eternal Sunshine and the Spotless Mind, Eyes Wide Shut, Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Apocalypse Now, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jacob's Ladder, Beavis and Butthead Do America, American History X, Menace 2 Society, Casino, Scarfare, Carlito's Way, The GodFather, Eternal Sunshine and the Spotless Mind, Schindlers List (spelling), The New Batman

anything real intense.

Television:

never.

Books:

Being & Time (Martin Heidegger), La Gaya Scienza (Nietzsche), La Société du Spectacle (Guy Debord), The Man Without Content (Giorgio Agamben), Les Fleurs du Mal (Baudelaire), The Apology of Socrates (Plato), The Orestia (Aechylus), The Odyssey (Homer), The Plague (Albert Camus), Simulation et Simularcra (Baudrillard), The Phenomenology of Perception (Maurice Merleau-Ponty), The Painted Word (Tom Wolfe), Les Confessions (Rousseau), Sunthreads (Paul Celan) The Bahatvagita (spelling again) (some old Hindu dude!).

Heroes:

fuck

My Blog

AGAIN??!!?!?!?!

Jared has left his myspace open again. He was the first to go from Monopoly: Lord of the Rings edition. He rode Bill the Pony quite a few times, but his assfelloff. And had to give in to the power ...
Posted by Jared on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 12:20:00 PST

Dont forget to SIGN OUT!

Jared left his myspace unattended and then left his freinds house. Not a Goode idea. HAHAHAHAHAHA Wut bizznitches?!? ...
Posted by Jared on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:29:00 PST

everything is coming back to me again...

back to denton I goooo see you all soon and that person I've had my eye on. even though you're unaware.  
Posted by Jared on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 01:56:00 PST

goodbye

I can't stop the windowsfrom steadily leakingtiny unbearable tricklesof overcast illumination.But,on the intrusive brightsideI can see and swallowthe minature constellation on the tile-floorof tiny tw...
Posted by Jared on Fri, 19 Aug 2005 07:27:00 PST

the last real thing

1.and the world empties at lastleaving solitary husk and rindbonefleck shreds of wax and ash plastic threads taut to bindbeneath a canopy of opaque glasscarefully built to hide behind lit delicately w...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:13:00 PST

the truth in song

across the neckoh tongue, intrepid tonguewhere will you go?across shivering fleshtasting the salineof innocent perspiration?alongside the downy banks of a sweat filled navel?an inland pondglistening w...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:10:00 PST

my violet.

I'm hiding here, back in from the raincut the ribbons with the jagged edgeof my reflection buried back in time,the pale fire of a distant comet lit up by what burns away behindinto the wild emptiness ...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:08:00 PST

by proxy

by proxy.early, so earlyencumbered willinglyby the soporific warmthof the linen nestin which we would mergerunning my hand, along the napeof a slender neckcarefully giving each molethe required attent...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:07:00 PST

breast milk

be silent in your scrambleclose the door telekineticallydouse shame in paint thinneras you dissolve into the kitchento share solitude and cold pop tartswith your reflection on the fauceta glass of che...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:07:00 PST

being here

.Turn off the television.The images are alwaysbrokenand I can neverfix them..We've only enough bloodto nourish our dying animals,within this festering vein puncture riddled and bruisedas it objectifie...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 17 Aug 2005 10:05:00 PST