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Bart Dickon

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About Me

I inhabit A New Dark Age, fighting wickedness and indulging in derring-do. When in a tight spot I usually fall back on the old trick of "with one leap he was free". It usually works. I am The Ideologically-Sound Secret Agent whose mission in a number of time-dimensions is to combat the hegemonies of the running dogs of capitalism. I also read P.G. Wodehouse as background research to my exploits and have two sidekicks: Jock and Snowy. I have adventured for so long, I've forgotten to grow old. My shirts are hand-made in Jermyn Street and my double-breasted suits are stitched by my personal tailor, Mauri Bund in The Cut, Southwark. Find out more about me and my chums on http://www.bartdickonline.co.uk

My Interests

Cleaning the grime of a London Particular from one's spats. Continental umbrella furling. The price of fish. The buttering of parsnips and the consequent lack of fine words. Defeating dastardly foes. The Isness Of Being.

I'd like to meet:

...The fiendish harpie who chewed my head off in my Great Adventure 'A Severed Head' and then reduced me to a state of corporeal desuetude, scattering limbs and organs to the four corners of the multiverse. How annoying is that? Also anyone prepared to volunteer to replace Jock and Snowy as Bart Dickon sidekicks, as I'm a bit cheesed off with them (especially the Hibernian one). Also that dear sweet damsel, Angela Brasil, whom I met in the adventure called 'The Thunderer'. Charming young filly.

Music:

This cove Shostakovich may come up with something interesting in time, but the dance bands playing 'Flat Foot Floojie with a floy floy' and 'Tiger rag' take some beating. Other than that it's jolly old Scarlatti and the lieder of Schubert. Yes, I'm a real little avant gardist when it comes to tunes.

Movies:

Can't see the kinema ever catching on meself. A game of rummy and a cup of cocoa before bed is my idea of entertainment before taking on the wily bosch. However, Buster Keaton and Mary Pickford are rather good. This Harold Lloyd seems to get himself out of a sticky situation hanging off a clock face high above 42nd Street. W.C. Fields is a sound cove, too.

Television:

I know not of what you speak.

Books:

John Buchan (complete works, except for the one about growing geraniums). P.G. Wodehouse (complete works). Dorothy L. Sayers (Lord Peter Wimsey stories).

Heroes:

Richard Hannay. Bertie Wooster. Bart Dickon (can one be one's own hero? - in the multiple realities of the Quantum, one sometimes finds oneself saying: 'Fancy seeing me here!"). Florence Nightingale.

My Blog

Bart Dickon's Descent Into Hell (Chapter 5)

Bart Dickon left The Prof's house with Jock. The slow, slightly bumbling Hibernian was dependable and devoted. They both assumed that Snowy's disappearance from the parlour while Jock dozed had been d...
Posted by Bart Dickon on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

Bart Dickon's Descent Into Hell (Chapter 4)

Snowy had climbed up through the hollowed out trunk of the ancient tree, clothed as it was in liana vines, and was able to take stock of her situation. Looking down, she could see the gnarled and twis...
Posted by Bart Dickon on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:56:00 PST

Bart Dickon's Descent Into Hell (Chapter 3)

At the Professor's expostulation heard through his false library door, Snowy started out of her seat. She had grown weary of the wait and of being excluded from The Prof's secret work. Jock had solved...
Posted by Bart Dickon on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:11:00 PST

Bart Dickon's Descent Into Hell (Chapter 2)

It was a split second decision to lunge through the door, knocking the firearm from Jock's hand. The loud report rent the air as the two men collapsed in a heap behind the large leather sofa. 'You mig...
Posted by Bart Dickon on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 12:31:00 PST

Bart Dickon's Descent Into Hell (Chapter 1)

Bart Dickon eschewed firearms. He said that a pistol in his pocket spoiled the hang of his Savile Row suit. Now, he tugged on the brim of his fedora and thrust his kidskin-gloved hands deep into the p...
Posted by Bart Dickon on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 09:22:00 PST

Bart Dickon's Festive Ruminations (Quaalude interlude)

Snowy lay deep and crisp and even on the white coverlet of the large circular bed, sipping a Framlingham Sunrise from a conical champagne flute which sported a small opened umbrella, blue in hue. Prop...
Posted by Bart Dickon on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 04:35:00 PST

Bart Dickon's Derring-Do Blog

From the revolving restaurant at the centre of the Derry and Toms roof gardens, Mrs Krug and I sat at a circular table next to the window covered with a starched, magnolia tablecloth. That is, the tab...
Posted by Bart Dickon on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 12:20:00 PST

Bart Dickon's Derring-Do Blog

We passed through a romanesque archway and down a couple of steps into a darker area. As my eyes grew accustomed to the dingy surroundings, I became aware of dinghy surroundings. Namely, a small infla...
Posted by Bart Dickon on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:18:00 PST

Bart Dickon's Derring-Do Blog

We continued on our downward progress, the subterranean staircase and passageway discernible in the twilight created by some ingenious form of glass lenses formed into panels of the museum floor high ...
Posted by Bart Dickon on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 04:16:00 PST

Bart Dickon's Dering-Do Blog

Agatha Krug took my arm and firmly allowed me to lead her out of my apartments, across the landing and down in the newly installed lift contraption. It was the first time I had travelled in the metal ...
Posted by Bart Dickon on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:10:00 PST