Stop the press and hold the Mayo!!! |
Police were called to a house in Essex where it was claimed crowds of rabid fans had turned up to catch a glimpse of their idol the legendary singer/songwriter/hamster baiter Justin Lee Jones.Trouble ...
Posted by Justin Lee Jones on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:32:00 PST |
Spam warning |
don't eat spam it's gross!!! Anyone have spam fritters at school?Not that I'd know I was raised by a colony of ants after my parents paper airplane crashed in a local bag ladies garden. I spent the fi...
Posted by Justin Lee Jones on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:15:00 PST |
What??? |
See a fuckin buvSo I have this whole Road to Wembley planned for 2010 with George Michael as one of the acts. The bastard has guzumped me, I totally cannot believe it!!! I am furious. You cannot even ...
Posted by Justin Lee Jones on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:10:00 PST |
The pot the spoon and the huge f'n calor gas stove we call Earth |
Take a large planet say the size of Earth, rampant youthful, full of vigour, heat with large amounts of geothermal energies, add water(very important) then stir with a large moonspoon.
Voila, life on ...
Posted by Justin Lee Jones on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 01:36:00 PST |
Wembley gig |
Hi people, I've started to get requests for tickets for the Wembley gig, which is quite unbelievable given we're still just under 3 years away. However it has meant that I've had to firm up some of th...
Posted by Justin Lee Jones on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 03:05:00 PST |
I'm a total nutcase...but I love it! |
I love the feeling of writing a song. I came ups with some words yesterday but forgot the melody, woke up with the tune in my head this morning, I know I'm biased but I love it, I'm hoping I can work ...
Posted by Justin Lee Jones on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:46:00 PST |
World Domination - Road to V |
Friends, Romans, Parisians, Guetamalans, Incas, Zenubians from Delton IV lend me your ear, speshally the zenubians cos it's not like you couldn't spare one or two.
As you know I am absoluteyl bri...
Posted by Justin Lee Jones on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:28:00 PST |
New Recordings |
Hiya, finally got round to recording some more songs.
It's a basic recording, just live vocals and guitar and the most sensitive microphone in the world....well one of them anyway.
I was given th...
Posted by Justin Lee Jones on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 02:05:00 PST |
I still haven't written about my near celebrity punch up! |
Well to be honest I'm not sure there is much to say more than I've said already. He came, he saw, he got drunk, gobby, insulting, flirty with man, woman, animal and vegetable. He drank, snorted, ...
Posted by Justin Lee Jones on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 03:02:00 PST |
Celebrity Drunk |
Drunken blurb on night out with celebrity idiot coming soon!
Good looking, you used to be on telly, career gone down the pan, then why not discover the wonders of alcoholism, drug abuse and being rud...
Posted by Justin Lee Jones on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:29:00 PST |
