"There Can Be Only One"
G reetings & Salutations! Welcome to the magnificent world of Jayzen. To all good gentles who enter, I assume now that you are here; you want to experience something that is truly inspirational, something that encapsulates my natural charisma and grandeur.He's a dreaming. Now, lets take a few steps back into reality. Who the frack is Jayzen? Good Question. Damn, I dont even know! So this could take a while....
I am overly complicated & extremely complex individual. My close friends would say I am "one hell of a good guy", while others may say that I am a conceited prick - thats life. At least I wont see these "others" in paradise, thank heavens for that.
Usually I am indifferent at first, as it does take me a while to warm up to people, very often misunderstood by these same "sad souls" who will not take the time to get to know me.
My hands are always warm, which is always good for those long cold winter nights [wick wick, nudge nudge]. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I am in the most part serious, but do have a extremely fun and terrible dark side [people cannot tell the difference, and this causes major misunderstandings]. I am male who is very expressive whose emotions extremely run deep. I have leapt many times without looking and in the same process have managed to crack my head open a few times. I have fallen many times, yet here I am today still standing. I am not cattle nor sheep and I always follow my chosen path. I have far too many flaws, too many to name here. I am a work-in-progress. Who am I? I am me, that's who the frack I am
Likes - Loves - The Good Shit In Life Pepsi, Fords, family, Women, friends, tattoos, coffee, piercings, blue eyes, green eyes, artery, barbeques, music, movies, lightening storms, rainy night, darkness, halloween, rainy days, gingerbread, horror, science fiction, cooking, hugs, kisses, night, the dark, photography, long drives, speeding, long walks, mashed potato and gravy, challenges, Fords, McClaren F1, motor racing, motor cycling.
Dislikes - The Bad - The Ugly coke cola, shopping centers, liars, hot weather, bad drivers, spiders, mind games, drama queens, thieves, mustaches on women, doing the dishes, people with no common sense, sociopaths, smoking, drugs, drunk drivers, TV commercials, onions, pineapples, cats, try hards, feeling hungry, being ignored, Holdens, The Labour Party, Trade Unions [Skirt Wearers].
Some of my favorite quotes
War is caused by our primal fear of not surviving.
  - Unknown
I am only one,
But still I am one.
I cannot do everything,
But still I can do something;
And because I cannot do everything
I will not refuse to do the something that I can do.
  - Edward Everett Hale
We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope.
  - Martin Luther King
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
  - Fr. Jerome Cummings
Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all.
- Dale Carnegie
Well I guess that's all for now. In case I didn't see you, hear you or smell you, good morning, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Name: Jayzen
Birthdate: April 17
Birthplace: Brisbane
Current Location: Melbourne
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'8
Weight: 70 kgs
Piercings: 2 - Left Ear
Tatoos: Not Yet
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: 110% Single
Overused Phraze: Yeah Yeah
FAVORITES
Food: Chicken Tacos, Tuna Cass, Mash Pot
Candy: Chocolate
Number: 17
Color: Black / Orange
Animal: Meerkat
Drink: Coffee
Alcohol Drink: Kahlua
Letter: M
Body Part on Opposite sex: Legs, Face, Thighs, Feet, Chest
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Neither
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Coffee
Kiss or Hug: Both
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Punk
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Scary
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Anytime after midnight
Most Missed Memory: a few too many
Best phyiscal feature: Smile
First Thought Waking Up: Morning already
Goal for this year: Save some cash
Best Friends: Nicole, Renard, Darren
Weakness: Women
Fears: Failure
Heritage: Italian / French / German / Irish / English
Longest relationship: 2 minutes
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: Unfortunately Yep
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been beaten up: Yes :o(
Ever beaten someone up: Only In My Nightmares
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
Ever Skinny Dipped: Yep
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yep
Been Dumped Lately: Nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Green / Brown / Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Brunette / Brown
Short or Long: Dont Care
Height: Dont Care
Style: Comfortable in their own shoes
Looks or Personality: a great personality with good looks
Hot or Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Frack Off
Muscular or Really Skinny: Either
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Too many
What country do you want to Visit: Italy, Uk, Cuba, Egypt
How do you want to Die: Happy
Been to the Mall Lately: Yeah!
Do you like Thunderstorms: FRACK YEAH
Get along with your Parents: Depends on the weather
Health Freak: Sometimes
Do you think your Attractive: Dont Care
Believe in Yourself: Most Definitely
Want to go to College: Been There
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Drink: Very occasionally
Shower Daily: YEP!
Been in Love: Yep
Do you Sing: In the car
Want to get Married: Yep
Do you want Children: Only with the left woman
Have your future kids names planned out: No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: 88
Hate anyone: a few sad individuals
CREATE YOUR OWN!